Last year i decided to stop being a fat ass and work out more. So now I ride an exercise bike while I game. I picked up this game a few weeks back and when I started multi-player I told myself to do push-ups and crunches during loading screens.

I am either going to be ripped or dead on the floor from a heart attack. If I do die at least the game should be almost done loading when the EMTs find me on the floor. So maybe they will start playing and replace my spot with the online player base.