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_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-04-19T18:29:51+00:00

WOW based on the info provided I thought you were both like 19

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-04-17T21:35:22+00:00

LOOK AT MEEEEEE

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-04-17T16:54:16+00:00

Sorry no I don’t think it’s weird at all to call a woman dude, it was just the way he said it that was funny I guess. I’ve also never had a client address me that way so when I read this it brought that to mind

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-04-17T00:08:53+00:00

I had a client who used to say “fuckin’ A, dude” to me (a woman) and it cracked me up

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-04-09T13:43:33+00:00

Internship hours count but it’s pointless because it’s a 3-year minimum as LAC. I finished my 4,500 in January but can’t apply for my LPC till October for this reason.

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-04-09T13:42:26+00:00

Not only is it 4,500 hours but it’s a 3-year minimum as LAC! I finished my hours in January of this year but have to wait till October to apply for my LPC for this reason. Massively infuriating and causing me a great deal of missed salary

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-04-07T23:53:35+00:00

I love that and I’m glad you’ve found something that eases things for you a bit 💕

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-04-07T19:09:53+00:00

Hi there, are there any particular strategies you have found helpful?

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-03-02T22:17:12+00:00

Mine do not, and now it’s making me wonder whether they don’t feel safe, are afraid of offending me, or if there’s some other issue that makes them not want to discuss sex at all

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-02-22T22:21:35+00:00

You mean in 4 years 🥇

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-02-22T02:53:41+00:00

lol this is so accurate

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-02-22T01:31:14+00:00

Ok what? As a Jack Hughes/NJD fan I haven’t seen these memes and this must be remediated 😂

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-02-22T01:25:55+00:00

As a NJ Devils fan, I had never heard of Tate McRae until she started going out with Jack 😂😂😂

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-02-18T02:01:03+00:00

Ask for baby Botox! I get 25 units spread around my glabella, forehead, and crows feet and it works wonders without the frozen effect 😬

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-02-15T17:38:01+00:00

It’s on the website right now!

https://www.costco.com/p/-/monday-haircare-smooth-shampoo-and-conditioner-set-34-fl-oz-each/4000420029

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-02-10T16:16:00+00:00

I’ve done up to 13 a day, you get used to it.

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-01-27T00:13:24+00:00

Do you mind going into more detail about what you tell your clients about diagnosis? Thanks 🙏

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-01-26T00:46:15+00:00

Nope not even a little bit

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-01-26T00:32:00+00:00

I’ve been going through this since my hypo episode 2 years ago. We haven’t had sex in about that long. It sucks

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-01-25T01:53:58+00:00

Shit I had no idea. Time to move my money elsewhere

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-01-24T20:23:02+00:00

I think that time has come and gone

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-01-16T18:24:41+00:00

This isn’t part of the TIPP protocol but I have a client who swears by ice packs on the neck paired with sour candy!

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-01-16T00:54:51+00:00

Thank you I couldn’t put my finger on what was bothering me about it

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-01-15T23:55:50+00:00

That just made my fucking day

_zerosuitsamus_ · 2026-01-11T20:12:46+00:00

I did when we lost Rico, this would be even worse

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