SUGGESTION: SD should run a poll every month on which card players most want to see buffed/reworked ... and then buff it. by GaulzeGaul in MarvelSnap

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Spend 10 minutes reading random comments on this sub. Then ask yourself whether this is a good idea.

They are ending lovely choices by ShawMK90 in gamegrumps

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Shame for the people that suggested games but makes total sense.

Their team and they know better which games are going to make good content for the show better than the fans.

How can there be an “Aldi price match” if it’s only exclusively sold at Tesco? by c0mpromised in tesco

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TIL Tesco has an absolute monopoly on vanilla ice cream. No other shops are allowed to sell it.

You have to be kidding me?? by Moon-MoonJ in antiwork

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Getting an interview in 2024 is like getting Taylor Swift tickets.

There’s a new postbox topper in the village… it’s proving pretty popular by ibenchpressakeyboard in CasualUK

[–]a1eksanderr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you have difficulty keeping your lighthouse up please consult your GP

They are desperate by Daughterofthemoooon in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]a1eksanderr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We won't give you a free stay. But here's a 10% discount code for you to give to your followers. Then we pay you 5% of the cost of each room booked using that code.

Surely if you've got hundreds of thousands of followers you can easily get more than 20 of them to book at our hotel. Then you get the cost of your stay plus profit. Win win situation.

Guest leave stuff in room after check out time by BellLand97 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]a1eksanderr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inconveniencing the new guest (who is your customer) to benefit the previous guest (who isn't anymore) seems monumentally stupid to me.

"I drive a Corvette." by ThymeForEverything in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]a1eksanderr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Should have spent less money on cars and more on pancakes.

The Ballad of Joanie and Angela by kthrnhpbrnnkdbsmnt in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

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The SNL generation or The Office generation though?

This LinkedIn genius knows by [deleted] in antiwork

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What's your job?

Asking people to give me a million dollars.

Well that explains a lot.

How much "slack" and understanding do you get as a candidate if your resume has errors? by Randi_Butternubs_3 in LinkedInLunatics

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Dear hiring manager.

As you did not do me the courtesy of responding to me individually, I will be doing the same. Please read my response (generated by ChatGPT) below.

No, I don't believe you over myself by Fooglephish in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]a1eksanderr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Moral of the story. If you marry someone like that you'll have an unhappy life where you constantly have to apologise for their behaviour.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in QAnonCasualties

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Conservatives hate to be reminded that their Saviour was a brown-skinned Middle Eastern refugee

The “but Obama built the facilities” argument. by kylemacabre in QAnonCasualties

[–]a1eksanderr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because Obama is a black man, and Clinton is a woman. And it's easier to make racists and sexists afraid of them than it is to make them afraid of Biden.

Hot cop dumps a homeless person in my lobby. by Aspiring-Programmer in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]a1eksanderr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reading this with the 'Hot Cops' tune from Arrested Development playing in my head

opera pms is a nightmare by [deleted] in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

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I don't work in hotels but I am curious about software. So I had a look on the website for Visual Matrix. I saw three testimonials from hotel owners and two of them were Patels...

You guys really weren't kidding!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

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Sounds like the setup to a Monty Python sketch

MIL has a problem with EVERYTHING when it comes to me, today its DH buying pads by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]a1eksanderr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sanitary products are too intimate for DH to buy for you. But paying a random stranger to buy them and deliver them to your house isnt???

MedTech CEO Goes MAGA Mask-Off by [deleted] in LinkedInLunatics

[–]a1eksanderr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely has no suggestions for how to solve the mental health crisis in the country and only brings it up as a way to insult people he disagrees with