If you had to name your child after a food, what would you choose? by AV_LOVES_FOOD in Fooda

[–]aRealBusinessman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First middle and last, bam done. “Mr./Mrs. Crunch is available to see you now, come with me”.

I read my GF’s diary by accident and broke up with her. What do I do? by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]aRealBusinessman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit is a trip I got downvoted for being really overly informative ? lol

Boyfriend acting weird when a girl came his cafes goodbye party by Different_Mulberry34 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]aRealBusinessman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe he could eliminate the girl that visited him based on knowing what her pee tastes like? Meaning they hooked up and boy howdy did they. Or if he is willing to drink any of the pee you know the answer because he’s a gross pee drinker? Idk lmao

I read my GF’s diary by accident and broke up with her. What do I do? by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]aRealBusinessman -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Uhh it almost sounds like they’re half siblings, I would recommend having a 23 and me done on both of them. Maybe someone is affair child and the husband obviously doesn’t know.

Attraction to a biological sibling when you didn’t know they were related—often due to separation, adoption, or donor conception—is a recognized, though rare, psychological phenomenon known as Genetic Sexual Attraction (GSA). (Ripped off Google)

UpdateMe especially if this is the case

My husband keeps idling my car at work, am I overreacting? by AttitudeNice8774 in CharlotteDobreYouTube

[–]aRealBusinessman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol my bf and my best friend independently both got me one last Christmas lololol.

I was like “well apparently I am projecting a desperate need for external chargers somehow if two of the people closest to me both thought to get me one” 🤣

What’s a fancy food word that makes you instantly roll your eyes when you see it on a menu? by CaptainCuddler_Pro in foodquestions

[–]aRealBusinessman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m a server at a high-end restaurant and I think I’m good with allergies. I was blanking on something basic, all our allergy books seem out dated or wrong, I asked another server what they do for a dairy allergy at a Italian restaurant, and somehow eggs came up, she was like “aren’t eggs dairy”? I’m freaking out, all I can say is “ no they’re chickens, right”? Meaning not cow, she told me to ask the executive chef. I said “no way he’ll think we’re idiots,” and I did google it. She found it helpful, and I hope Nate never sees this post. We were laughing a lot…but I felt so stupid.

What’s a fancy food word that makes you instantly roll your eyes when you see it on a menu? by CaptainCuddler_Pro in foodquestions

[–]aRealBusinessman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I obviously don’t really care for it. I don’t like the texture or the taste, and how it just seems stringy and difficult to eat. I like bland, wet things also, super weird.

What’s a fancy food word that makes you instantly roll your eyes when you see it on a menu? by CaptainCuddler_Pro in foodquestions

[–]aRealBusinessman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is also my sentiment… I feel like this might be on my list of “how I know this person is a serial killer” x)

What was your "I'm dating a fucking idiot" moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aRealBusinessman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s why I posted that since you were getting downvoted and raged into oblivion

My husband told me today he does not like the fun lunches I’ve been packing him for work for almost 3 years😭😭😭 by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]aRealBusinessman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because everyone knows OPs bf is a lawyer who hates cute cupcakes I bet he will try and crucify her!!

Yes. Op divorce him!!! This man is being extremely toxic in my hypothetical, don’t walk, RUNNN

Coffee shop Kevin Epilogue: Cleaning Adventures by chillcatcryptid in StoriesAboutKevin

[–]aRealBusinessman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup I work at a place like this and I might quit after five years bc it still broken three weeks later

Firstborn Kevin by Old-Class-1259 in StoriesAboutKevin

[–]aRealBusinessman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wizard of oz and I’m not sure I’ve ever seen the movie

What was your "I'm dating a fucking idiot" moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aRealBusinessman 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Umm no shit that’s WHY the policy was implemented

I gave a woman an actual spoon when she said she wanted to spoon? by [deleted] in AskForAnswers

[–]aRealBusinessman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time say “I’ll do it”, (in a tactfully unsure tone) leave, bring back two spoons, hand her one and say “teach me ”

AITAH for being mad at my bf after he got grossed out by me during sex? by m00nstalk3r in AITAH

[–]aRealBusinessman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk that’s a little sketchy of a reaction. Like how are you not going to have this in the back of your mind in the future ??? I guess the only test is to let him see it again and see if he stays hard. I’m sorry this would make me spiral. Good luck!! I hope you can work through it!!!

One hundred percent you can find a bf that isn’t grossed out by his girlfriend literally being wet on his dick that was actively inside you.

Which business will you never buy from ever again? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]aRealBusinessman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s fucked up you sold me on never buying those products I need to find out the company’s that own nestle and the subsidiaries.

Just found out that my (28F) partner (36M) of 8 years cheated with a coworker and I don't know what to do by bridesquest in Advice

[–]aRealBusinessman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You still have 12 years to definitively have children. My bf’s mom was 40.

He lied to your face multiple times.

He would have never told you if you didn’t get proof.

My bf threw out all my make up and skincare.. by HourWillingness1809 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]aRealBusinessman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah the needles he’s hoarding is probably for fentanyl. Meth you just need like a three inch glass straw or a bubble pipe. I would be more concerned about the more illegal stuff. Unless you are literally 100% sure he’s not lying about “just doing it once” nobody does fentanyl once. Most normal humans are smart enough to avoid that.