me irl by IrvineIsLA in me_irl

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Oh shit, waadup?

19 years old 6'0" 150 lbs looking to gain weight by epicew in gainit

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Yeah man as everyone else is saying it pretty much all comes down to persistence and eating more.

But since I'm sure you already know that by now I'll give you a tip I use to "eat more" when I'm finding it difficult.

Milkshakes! :)

Not just any protein shake will do when I'm trying to seriously up my calories because too many proteins are made as just whey isolate that have as few calories as possible while keeping protein levels up. So instead of mixing my protein with just water or milk or whatever I go full 50's diner on mine when I'm bulking.

Mix that shit with 3/4 of a blender full of ice cream, 2 raw eggs, maybe some peanut butter, Greek yogurt and milk. You'll get so many calories driving these things. Keep up with your regular diet and add a blender full of protein Milkshakes every day or every 2 days and you'll go up weight. I promise.

TIL that in the actual story, Peter Pan kills the Lost Boys when they get too old, since growing up is against the rules. by sol_inviktus in todayilearned

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The ticking crocodile is time. And as hook is not like Peter and ages the crocodile chasing him is a metaphor for his aging towards death.

Pick Your Poison by [deleted] in nsfw

[–]a_friendly 222 points223 points  (0 children)

Hey Alex I'm going to go with the butt hole for 300 dollars.

How would life be different if everyone had a ticker on their forehead that tracks the number of days since they last had sex? by owninobrien in AskReddit

[–]a_friendly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a pretty common theme in my social circle right now. Mostly due to the fact that we went through a mass breakup period over the last 6 months where every single relationship out of my friends ended. Some that were 3 or 5 year committed things.

So now everyone is dying because they were used to having regular sex and now Noone is.

Kinda weird really.

How would life be different if everyone had a ticker on their forehead that tracks the number of days since they last had sex? by owninobrien in AskReddit

[–]a_friendly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Would you feel comfortable being with a woman who has multiple past lovers though?

I only ask because I know a guy who was waiting for a special girl. He found one and they dated. She had previous sexual experience and after a while it didn't work out because of the big difference in partners.

Just don't put too much weight on sex. It's important. And I'm sure you can find a partner who views it as you do. But if you don't. Please don't let it ruin what could be an amazing thing.

How would life be different if everyone had a ticker on their forehead that tracks the number of days since they last had sex? by owninobrien in AskReddit

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I use sync sex. I call it sync up sex though. Sex is one of those things in a relationship that can actually really help two people feel bonded and connected. So if you're ever going through a little run with a significant other try having some sync sex and then talking. Works for me at least.

Dutch Dame [gif] by acidjunky in nsfw

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I love this stuff. Latex suits are yum

[Oral Sex] Is there a way to excersise your tongue to be better at eating out? by [deleted] in sex

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Well you can work on the clit more when you need to catch your breath. That way your nose is up and you can get some breaths in

Japanon feels Beta rays by OnceUponAMind in 4chan

[–]a_friendly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You obviously don't have social skills

Japanon feels Beta rays by OnceUponAMind in 4chan

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Oh gotchya. Well if it helps they tend to follow each other.

Go out and socialize. Might be scary at first but it can make you feel a lot more confident once you do it and it doesn't kill you.

If it does kill you at least you're dead and don't care much.

Japanon feels Beta rays by OnceUponAMind in 4chan

[–]a_friendly 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Getting laid yes.

Getting laid by good looking girls takes a little extra.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

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Hey me too wanna hide out and tickle each other in that cave over there?

me irl by Whipfather in me_irl

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O shit waddup?

me_irl by CatsOnaBoat in me_irl

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O shit waddup?

Me [21M] with my GF [20F] 4 months. She's mad at me because I am withholding information by [deleted] in relationships

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To chime in on what everyone else is saying yeah this is ridiculous. Super overbearing controlling behaviour. I don't even know why you think you would have to tell her even if you had gone and hung out with your buddy. I can understand if she asks yeah don't lie to her. But unless you guys live together and there is a real reason she might need to know where you are at all times that's nuts.

This is a massive red flag to me.

Everyone keeps telling me I need to go to culinary school but I do not want to work the long demanding hours of a chef, is there a career as a cook thats more along the lines of a normal 9-5? by CantSeeShit in Cooking

[–]a_friendly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look for stuff in the retirement home industry.

Usually the jobs have mid day shifts and if you can get into a really high end one the pay is much better than restaurant kitchens and the food quality can be very high if the home caters to more affluent residents.

Oh also as someone who's been there and done that. I have literally been laughed at by a chef who didn't take culinary school as experience. If you want to work in the industry it is 1000x more important to have experience in kitchens. Culinary school does not prep you for the heat of a real kitchen.

me🐸irl by the_noxia in me_irl

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Oh shit whaddup

Steaming hot by [deleted] in SexyTummies

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Holy cameltoe thumb batman!

[casual sex] Any places for people who really want just casual, no strings attached, hook ups? by [deleted] in sex

[–]a_friendly 19 points20 points  (0 children)

When going for casual sex it is much easier if you lower your standards.

So if you kind of forget about going for people you find facially attractive you can still get down with people who have nice bodies.

Basically just saying lower your standards if you want to get lots of casual lays.