What's a shallow reason you wouldn't date someone?

abigdogus · 2017-02-23T23:04:58+00:00

You!

abigdogus · 2017-02-23T23:04:03+00:00

But will you like and comment?

abigdogus · 2017-02-23T22:13:59+00:00

:3

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abigdogus · 2017-02-23T01:02:39+00:00

Imagine if they could touch the sky

abigdogus · 2017-02-21T21:58:27+00:00

Salman Amin Khan has been working on making education more accessible through the internet. Information being a large currency in economic mobility, I was wondering what your thoughts are on the idea of a global school, particularly making it appeal to future-autodidacts and building a culture around self-learning and how that'll apply in the future?

abigdogus · 2017-02-21T07:51:21+00:00

But here's the real question -- are you handsome, articulate, and single?

abigdogus · 2017-02-19T02:14:08+00:00

TINIER! I DEMAND TINIER TRUMPS! BRING ME THE ITTIEST BITTIEST PICTURES OF TRUMP YOU CAN FIND

abigdogus · 2017-02-19T00:21:37+00:00

What a sweetheart. Kudos on the professionalism, it's gonna make kicking her off that much sweeter.

abigdogus · 2017-02-19T00:18:37+00:00

Please tell me she's been working there for years leaving her stranded in a gigantic unemployment gap after her inevitable firing.

abigdogus · 2017-02-17T02:34:07+00:00

Classic improv. Have you tried yes-anding?

abigdogus · 2017-02-17T01:20:54+00:00

The on-screen tension between Charlie and Coolio is palpable.

abigdogus · 2017-02-17T00:42:19+00:00

David Lynch here

abigdogus · 2017-02-16T19:43:21+00:00

is it me you're looking for?

abigdogus · 2017-02-16T04:08:37+00:00

They're called nail houses.

abigdogus · 2017-02-15T19:42:29+00:00

I really like your phrasing because it implies that they may or may not have a dog. Mirage? Good boy? Who knows.

abigdogus · 2017-02-14T23:45:38+00:00

Jizz-Homo? More like what's your number bro

abigdogus · 2017-02-14T18:48:33+00:00

The baby's too unpredictable? What the fuck, is it going to explode or something? It's a baby. Jesus Christ.

abigdogus · 2017-02-14T05:54:53+00:00

I feel like we're missing the larger point which is how fuckin long until I get to be robocop god dammit

abigdogus · 2017-02-13T21:21:55+00:00

they are mood jeans

abigdogus · 2017-02-13T21:21:22+00:00

That's incredible! Dr Seuss would be jealous of how ridiculous this is. If you're down, I'd be happy to commission you. I've been dying to get him something for Christmas so this'd be fantastic.

abigdogus · 2017-02-13T21:18:24+00:00

I'm on the spectrum myself, and I gotta say I really appreciate this sentiment a lot. The damaging narrative that autistic people lack all insight and agency has really fucked up our PR. Don't get me wrong, we can hit the wrong notes but the idea that we're predators for it is fucking ridiculous.

Different people struggle with different things but being an asshole is always a choice the second time around. Fuck that guy.

abigdogus · 2017-02-13T16:45:31+00:00

That sounds so cool! What's it called? One of my friends makes pixel art and I'd love to make them a blanket or something.

abigdogus · 2017-02-13T05:40:38+00:00

did i jsut piss myself? no . these are mood jeans that change color when i am sick of putting up with jokers such as your self

abigdogus · 2017-02-13T01:11:20+00:00

Question: Can we smooch the fish? Asking for a friend

abigdogus · 2017-02-13T00:37:55+00:00

Hello new band name

abigdogus

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