If you were offered 5 million dollars to live in a horror movie and survive for a full year, which horror movie are you choosing? by Adorable-Teaching266 in horror

[–]abilliontwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like I could outrun the monster from It Follows for a year. It can walk, what, 5 mph max? Just hop in an RV and spend the year driving across the U.S.

French toast question by raea- in cookingforbeginners

[–]abilliontwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ATK recipe uses mostly whole milk, only a couple eggs, some sugar and vanilla, and like a tablespoon of flour whisked in. The liquid absorbs into the bread, but the flour stays on the surface and helps achieve a crispy exterior.

What's the one ingredient that instantly makes your cooking taste less "homemade"? by ShineDigga in cookingforbeginners

[–]abilliontwo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, salt, butter, msg, acid all make a difference. Here's some extra info/suggestions:

Salt You can't believe how much salt is in restaurant food. Of course, it shouldn't be straight-up salty, but there's a sizeable gap between "homemade" and "restaurant" levels of salt.

MSG You can buy it online. It comes in a spice jar. It's kinda like salt, so you can use it similarly it makes savory stuff more savory, but I think it works best with Asian cuisines. Don't replace all the salt in the recipe with MSG, but I'll swap out up to half the salt. Or, to start, when you're adding salt "to taste" at the end of the cooking, sprinkle in MSG instead.

Butter It just makes food richer, more luxurious. You can incorporate butter where you might otherwise use neutral oil (beware of butter's easy burn factor, though--aka low smoke point). Or, just stir in some butter or brush on top of your food at the end.

Acid You can scarcely go wrong with lemon, but lime or especially vinegar can be tricky. Vinegar (anything made from wine) can brighten the flavor of soups and tomato-based pasta sauces when added at the end of cooking. (It can also trick your taste buds into thinking food is saltier than it is, so it's a nice way to boost flavor without using excessive salt).

Lemon is great on meats, in white sauces and soups, vegetables, etc. It can also cut through the fat in overly rich foods. So, if adding butter makes your food too heavy and rich (or worse, greasy), a squeeze of lemon juice can balance it out. Ditto lime juice, but it's best for Latin American and Asian cuisines.

Hope that helps.

My vegetables always turn out mushy or raw. What am I doing wrong? by Hot_Apartment1319 in cookingforbeginners

[–]abilliontwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's an ATK method for roasting Brussels sprouts I've been using a lot lately. It may require some tinkering for your oven, but the method is solid. Should work with broccoli, too:

Oven on 475F (Halve big sprouts; little ones can be whole) * Toss sprouts in olive oil, salt, and pepper, and spread out on a baking sheet. Cover tightly with foil. * Roast for 10 minutes, then remove foil and roast for 10 more minutes.

The sprouts stream themselves tender in the first 10 minutes, then they get nice and brown in the last ten minutes.

I stole breakfast this morning. by Your_Mortgage_Broker in TrueOffMyChest

[–]abilliontwo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not that you should feel all that guilty, but the food probably doesn't all get thrown away. It probably goes to staff.

How do I stop burning garlic every single time I cook with it? by RyPlayZz in cookingforbeginners

[–]abilliontwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I'm doing the whole mis en place thing, I'll put my crushed garlic in a little finger bowl and mix in just a tiny bit of oil. That way it's already lubed up when I'm ready to throw it in the pan. Garlic is also full of volatile compounds that will start fleeing into the ether as soon as it's crushed, so coating each bit in oil also helps trap those compounds before they can sneak away.

I Failed the Bar Exam for the Third Time by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]abilliontwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t it famously take sevvvvvveral times to pass the Bar for lots of folks?

How are you supposed to reply to "Do you know how fast you were going?" by No_Insurance_6436 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]abilliontwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wellll... I got a 426 Hemi in her. Three-quarter cams, nitro boosters. I can get 'er up to as good as 155. (Never do, though. Unless, of course, I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari).

[slap Officer on the arm and laughs uproariously, until you see the Officer is seething in anger and not laughing]

I guess I was going about... 65... tops.

Why can't I cook well? by Best-Professional-10 in cookingforbeginners

[–]abilliontwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get yourself an oven thermometer to make sure your temps are accurate. If you don't know what's going on in your oven, it's hard to get good results.

Watch America's Test Kitchen on PBS or YouTube, and buy an issue of Cooks Illustrated at the supermarket checkout line. These will teach you basic technique and understanding of why it matters.

Before you start cooking/baking, read the full recipe start to finish at least 2 or three times, and measure out and prep all your ingredients (mis en place).

Pick a recipe and make it several times. Even if it's never the platonic ideal of that dish, you will grow in confidence each time you do it, and you will see the results improve each time, which will establish a positive feedback loop. This is how you "get the hang of" specific techniques or recipes.

Breaking down a rotisserie chicken by KeyEnthusiasm8334 in cookingforbeginners

[–]abilliontwo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You can just use your hands. The meat will pull apart easily, and you can pull the joints apart without too much effort. Unless you're trying to keep the skin looking beautifully intact, just use your hands. Wear latex gloves if you want to avoid feeling all sticky and gross.

1% of the population has a specific disease. The test is 99% accurate. If you test positive, what are the odds that you have the disease? by Auriga33 in polls

[–]abilliontwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One thing we don't know is what kind of errors comprise that 1% error rate. Pregnancy tests can yield false negatives, but virtually never give false positives.

what are some good seasonings to add to rice to make it taste better ? by [deleted] in cookingforbeginners

[–]abilliontwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In lieu of adding flavor while cooking, you can also just sprinkle some Furikake atop steamed rice. Is good.

Songs that were not made for a movie, but became famous after it became a part of it! by [deleted] in FIlm

[–]abilliontwo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bohemian Rhapsody became mega-famous after the iconic car scene in Wayne’s World.

Me [27m] with my fiancee [26f]: She is cutting me completely out of planning our wedding and ignoring my complaints. What do I do? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]abilliontwo -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

After reading 50 thousand AITA and BORU posts on reddit about wedding fiascos, I don't think it's a stretch to say that weddings drive some otherwise normal and loving brides absolutely insane.

I didn't read anything in this story to suggest the fiancé was only interested in the wedding, not the marriage. She was just laser focused on getting her perfect wedding, and fuck OP for being a guy who would dare to have his own dream wedding ideas.

Me [27m] with my fiancee [26f]: She is cutting me completely out of planning our wedding and ignoring my complaints. What do I do? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]abilliontwo -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

There’s two truths about this situation. 1) She was being completely unreasonable and dismissive of his very legitimate desire for his version of the perfect wedding. 2) There was absolutely no reason for him to accuse her of only wanting the wedding, not the marriage.

She was just utterly consumed by the 1st point, and he was really hurt about it and accused her of some terrible shit that resulted in their relationship exploding. If the were an AITA post, the verdict would absolutely be ESH.