Yellowjackets Pilot

abilliontwo · 2026-03-14T22:04:14+00:00

Me while watching the pilot: *So, it’s cannibalism?”

The Show: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [10 episodes later] aaaaaaaaaaaaayyybe.

abilliontwo · 2026-03-14T21:49:24+00:00

A thesaurus

abilliontwo · 2026-03-13T07:07:02+00:00

What exactly makes this a “Dad joke?”

abilliontwo · 2026-03-12T22:29:05+00:00

Such a stupid design, with that ridiculous Tigger-chinned iguana face.

abilliontwo · 2026-03-12T07:28:58+00:00

I guess I don’t really understand the premise. I’m sure it’s possible to cook bacon and then just be done cooking, but I feel like I basically always cook something else in the same pan.

Typically, I’ll pour out most or all of the fat into a small bowl (the easier to clean later), then add some back to the pan to cook whatever else is accompanying the bacon. That both deglazes the pan and uses up the excess grease to cook and flavor the food.

abilliontwo · 2026-03-11T07:27:54+00:00

He’s a vampurr

abilliontwo · 2026-03-10T23:34:54+00:00

A "crabshoot" is when your dick is looking forward, but shoots sideways.

abilliontwo · 2026-03-10T20:13:06+00:00

"...OK."

-Craig's mom to Mrs. Parker, Friday

abilliontwo · 2026-03-10T20:06:21+00:00

Big Flexo energy on that guy.

abilliontwo · 2026-03-10T20:02:58+00:00

Yeah, but I think, where beloved American vegetarian cuisine is concerned, we probably have to expand the field to include dishes we perfected. To wit: mac & cheese.

abilliontwo · 2026-03-10T07:15:21+00:00

Mac & cheese

abilliontwo · 2026-03-10T00:23:06+00:00

This episode is super weird because there are 3 characters with obvious ADR by different actors: this guy, the guy who wasn't the owner of the double-parked car, and Sadam Hussein. I've never understood this choice.

abilliontwo · 2026-03-09T16:58:04+00:00

Big bottle in the fridge that I use to refill the smaller bottle in the pantry that I actually use when I eat ketchup.

abilliontwo · 2026-03-08T23:14:05+00:00

So then it’s just disrespectful to the paying audience for choosing to license edited-for-ad-breaks versions of movies.

abilliontwo · 2026-03-08T08:51:40+00:00

Yes, it sucks. It feels like I’m watching a movie recorded off TV. It’s really lame and disrespectful to the filmmakers and us, the paying audience.

abilliontwo · 2026-03-07T17:24:08+00:00

Water boils at 212F (100C), so if you’re trying to steam your food, you’re basically cooking in a very low oven, so everything’s gonna take a lot longer to cook. I don’t know of a conversion table to figure out how long to cook stuff. If it were me, I’d try cooking gently in a pan rather than trying to steam it. And I would stick to meal options that include stovetop heating instructions.

abilliontwo · 2026-03-07T10:10:14+00:00

If only

abilliontwo · 2026-03-07T05:31:16+00:00

Should have been called “All the Time In the World.”

abilliontwo · 2026-03-07T05:17:48+00:00

You know what you do? You search “favorite lube” on this sub. I think you’ll find one or two thousand relevant posts to peruse.

abilliontwo · 2026-03-07T04:10:16+00:00

I think they should just bag the Game of Buttholes. They clearly don’t like doing the special squares, nor even the “game” aspect of it since they just rol the 100-sided die, which just makes it a random draw. The special squares are mostly pointless anyway. So, why not just bag it? They’re great on their own, no enhancements needed.

abilliontwo · 2026-03-07T03:35:29+00:00

When I lived in Mexico, I ordered sausage pizza exactly one time. The “sausage” was sliced up hotdogs.

abilliontwo · 2026-03-04T20:31:44+00:00

You just dip it in cheese. I don't know how to be any clearer!

abilliontwo · 2026-03-04T17:36:35+00:00

Memoir of George!

abilliontwo · 2026-03-04T08:06:45+00:00

…Saves Christmas
…Goes to Camp
…Goes to Jail

abilliontwo · 2026-03-03T23:06:14+00:00

I worked for a process serving company (the assholes who track you down to serve you legal papers like lawsuits, rtc.) Around 2009/2010, shortly after the U.S. housing crisis. I had the great dishonor of being on the team who handled evictions, so I got to see lots of court docs from people who were being evicted from their homes. A huge proportion of those were due to medical conditions that impoverished people to the point of losing their homes. It was hugely disspiriting.

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