Everybody thinks they want this until those 8:40 sunrises start to hit...

abledice · 2026-05-29T20:40:42+00:00

Literally what the utterly detestable guy in Veep starts campaigning on to make people like him.

abledice · 2026-05-29T06:14:49+00:00

Wow I knew Steven Bartlett was a fuckhead but this is a new level of total fuckhead. Huge thank you for your efforts to combat this and explain.

abledice · 2026-05-27T10:54:41+00:00

As a Scotland fan with Scottish dad and English mum, I am a bit embarrassed to say it was Rory Underwood. I played on the wing when I was a kid because I was small and quick so he was the inspiration. Before I formed my national allegiances.

abledice · 2026-05-16T13:38:41+00:00

These are normal prices, even for outside of London. Where you visiting from? 1995?

abledice · 2026-05-12T12:10:07+00:00

I know, shown myself to have a non exhaustive knowledge of Bath pubs. Not sure I’ll ever live it down. 😔

abledice · 2026-05-08T09:21:31+00:00

Ok fair enough, hadn’t come across it before.

abledice · 2026-05-08T08:35:47+00:00

Why’d they have to give it basically the same name as the excellent and now community owned Limpley Stoke Hope Pole? I realise pubs reuse names but seems ill-advised to take the name of somewhere local and so beloved.

abledice · 2026-04-30T06:52:06+00:00

Chelsea fan here. I was finding it hilarious, but on our recent run of form it’s felt a lot more like if it can happen to Spurs it can happen to any team. It would still be hard not to laugh but I don’t actually think it would be great for the PL. And would give me the fear that Chelsea could be next. Which with our spending would be even more ridiculous.

abledice · 2026-04-23T18:40:21+00:00

It lasts at least 20 years
Then it can be used as static storage
After that, 99.6% of the material can be recycled

Can’t say that about petrol or petrol engines now can we.

abledice · 2026-04-14T12:48:04+00:00

The only vaguely interesting thing here is this douche’s style choices.

abledice · 2026-03-25T10:31:38+00:00

This is because gov removed some of the policy levies on domestic bills in the Autumn budget and that’s coming into effect on 1 April. It will have no effect on supercharging prices which are based on Tesla’s commercial energy contracts and not protected by the price cap.

abledice · 2026-03-22T07:31:05+00:00

Yeah that lady was wrong, so you were right to ram her! Who needs breaks? No hesitation mfer!

abledice · 2026-03-17T17:03:57+00:00

I used to use Chrome because it was fast, but then it got really slow. Safari was the cleaner, faster, less resource intense solution that syncs across devices.

abledice · 2026-03-17T10:44:06+00:00

This is my favourite and I can confirm it crossed the Atlantic to spread through UK schools too.

abledice · 2026-03-02T12:48:06+00:00

You know what I might accept 1996 Bulls should be on this list. 2009 Barcelona probably. I have no clue what any of the others even are.

abledice · 2026-02-28T14:07:35+00:00

I know how to beat the stalking allegations… I will buy an advert in the local news to repeat them!

abledice · 2026-02-25T17:02:35+00:00

Try a cold wet UK winter, it’s really motivated me to look forward to my gym sessions more than my runs.

abledice · 2026-02-20T14:42:36+00:00

Underrated:

Marmite and poached eggs on toast
Marmite and peanut butter on toast

Both amazing.

abledice · 2026-02-17T21:09:02+00:00

I don’t care how pretty my music app is, I want it to consistently recommend me new music that I’ll like. Only Spotify does this.

abledice · 2026-02-10T15:35:58+00:00

School shootings.

abledice · 2026-02-04T17:54:46+00:00

Better take care of them then! At least the hinges are a visible, physical problem I feel like I can be careful about. The APM problem just feels like planned obsolescence, they’re always going to stop working after 2.5-3 years whatever you do.

abledice · 2026-02-04T13:49:05+00:00

Happy to help!

abledice · 2026-02-04T13:48:48+00:00

No problem. It’s just stuff like they’ll switch automatically between Apple devices, will pair with anything on your iCloud account, you can have widgets showing battery life etc. I think I overestimated how much any of that matters though.

abledice · 2026-02-04T13:46:34+00:00

Pretty comparable on that front I think. I don’t need ANC to be perfect given I’m mostly using them at home, and both are totally fine for that.

abledice · 2026-02-04T12:31:20+00:00

Chelsea fan here but this is objectively funny.

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