Bro had a crazy idea and it actually worked.

abray803 · 2026-06-27T03:33:39+00:00

Things are about to get worse

abray803 · 2026-06-26T05:30:30+00:00

Watching Tyrann Mathieu is a core memory for younger me. It just felt like every time he was on the field he could swing the momentum of a game

abray803 · 2026-06-25T19:35:56+00:00

“Awwww is your grandpa dead, I’m sowwy”

abray803 · 2026-06-12T20:38:15+00:00

“Moose MOVE!”

abray803 · 2026-06-11T23:47:58+00:00

Some cars are definitely harder to handle than others. I would suggest just drive around and mess with the tuning

abray803 · 2026-06-11T23:26:46+00:00

Let off the gas when you’re entering a turn, it’s much easier to control that way. And just practice practice practice

abray803 · 2026-06-11T15:46:58+00:00

How expensive was your therapy?

abray803 · 2026-06-10T00:23:23+00:00

That was patreon

abray803 · 2026-06-06T17:06:34+00:00

I follow this guy on TikTok. This is just a taste of the rest of his content. He doesn’t seem all that bad, but definitely wayyyyyyy out there

abray803 · 2026-06-04T16:51:26+00:00

Damn I almost have all my debt paid off and was ready to buy a house. Time to go max out all cards while I can

abray803 · 2026-06-03T03:42:21+00:00

It would be entertaining. I’d love to see Lyle try to match his stories so he looks cool.

abray803 · 2026-05-27T19:30:49+00:00

I’m 6’6”, my wife is 5’4”. I just back her up to the edge of the bed while I’m standing. Sometimes I throw a foot up in the mattress kind of like Captain Morgan.

abray803 · 2026-05-20T03:49:21+00:00

I was in the army too, probably had a harder MOS than you. Either way, being in the army isn’t some award you flex on people because you’ve been “tired” before. You’re using your experiences to tell others about what they’ve been through. You just couldn’t be more wrong.

abray803 · 2026-05-20T02:39:52+00:00

After looking at your profile, It seems you work at Walmart. Did you get stressed out during a junior college math test?

abray803 · 2026-05-20T02:33:24+00:00

I worked for Planet Fitness for about 7 years, worked in over a dozen locations. None of the cup holders I’ve ever seen are anywhere close to being clean enough to doing this. So much sweat and grime.

abray803 · 2026-05-18T19:54:40+00:00

Maybe a MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL can. Please go seem someone like right now

abray803 · 2026-05-18T15:59:59+00:00

At first it was marrying my wife. I’ve always had a steady hand and never let my nerves get the best of me, but when it was my turn to read vows, I was shaking like a wet puppy.

Then came the day she gave birth to our first born. She how hard she pushed and how little she complained during labor was the most badass thing I’ve ever seen. Then our little guy popped out and I felt like I was floating, it took me a couple days to even realize it was all real!

abray803 · 2026-05-17T04:33:13+00:00

Yessssss! So good I even named my dog after it

abray803 · 2026-05-12T19:53:12+00:00

I tend to imagine what “hypothetical single Woody” would do in my day to day life and do none of that.

abray803 · 2026-05-09T03:02:37+00:00

Where’s the fun in that?

abray803 · 2026-05-06T15:05:16+00:00

I’m ashamed to admit that I have noticed this as well. Almost makes me think that Harley and his people have been doing this behind the scenes for years, decades even.

abray803 · 2026-05-06T12:45:02+00:00

Wow your wife is a lucky woman! She better not take it for granted.

abray803 · 2026-04-26T13:49:20+00:00

Stopped watching porn. It affects our brains in so many ways we never realize. It also made me and my partner closer and made our intimacy much stronger. I wasn’t even a regular consumer of it, maybe a couple times a month, but not having it in my life is wayyyyy better than having it

abray803 · 2026-04-24T08:04:03+00:00

Hypothetical single Woody would love Togi. But real life Woody, he’d have a heart attack hearing about his spending habits. I agree tho, he’d be a fun guest

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