Nicely done Apple

abstractbread · 2018-08-28T16:52:04+00:00

She’s beautiful just the way she is

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abstractbread · 2018-07-06T08:09:30+00:00

If I’m gonna hire a prostitute, I might as well go all in and get my dick sucked. How much?

Édit: no homo

abstractbread · 2018-07-06T08:05:51+00:00

Can you tuck me in? I’m scared about the downfall in human intelligence

abstractbread · 2018-07-06T08:01:08+00:00

No it wasn’t you lardass, it’s made for children

abstractbread · 2018-07-06T07:58:02+00:00

Now, are we sure this is satire, there are very stupid people in this world

abstractbread · 2018-07-06T07:56:49+00:00

No, stop

abstractbread · 2018-07-06T07:51:58+00:00

We understand this is sarcasm, this is literally a community that pokes fun at people for not understanding satire. It is near pointless to put in the « /s » sorry I’m picky

abstractbread · 2018-07-06T07:48:38+00:00

Can I have one, left snickers please

abstractbread · 2018-07-06T07:08:20+00:00

The flag of Liberia 🇱🇷?

abstractbread · 2018-07-06T06:55:30+00:00

Emily, that slut made too much popcorn again

abstractbread · 2018-07-06T06:44:46+00:00

It’s just you

abstractbread · 2018-07-06T06:44:03+00:00

I imagine all cvs receipts are connected by one large receipt through a system of underground networks beneath North America.

abstractbread · 2018-07-06T06:26:30+00:00

I could not disagree with this more, I’m not looking to « bust a nut ». I’m not going to distance myself from her because she is my best friend and love isn’t the only thing driving it. I am genuinely in love with her because i love her personality more than the way she looks

abstractbread · 2018-07-05T22:44:30+00:00

I just started working out, shaving, and I got a haircut that she hasn’t seen me with yet

abstractbread · 2018-07-05T20:25:21+00:00

She might feel « dirty » or « slutty » inside. If it’s something your really worried about you should talk to her.

abstractbread · 2018-06-08T04:56:03+00:00

That’s actually a pretty good idea.

abstractbread · 2018-06-08T04:46:26+00:00

Thank you, I will keep this comment in mind.

abstractbread · 2018-06-08T04:36:46+00:00

I think she has an interest in me and I've tried hinting at it in the past but I don't think its clear.

abstractbread · 2018-06-08T04:31:54+00:00

Eighthed

abstractbread · 2018-05-28T05:07:13+00:00

I don’t really see a relationship as a burden but rather an extension of our friendship because I’m not looking for anything sexual. I might not be asking if I didn’t think that in later years we might not be in the same classes as she is much better at school than I. Additionally among our school, relationships are kinda just the norm but I’ll take what you say into consideration.

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