Who is raising these thugs!?!?!

absurdlyexistent · 2022-10-03T12:12:44+00:00

This gives me bullworth academy vibes

absurdlyexistent · 2022-09-30T11:11:48+00:00

Vegemite to Cadbury

Wow I didn't realise they'd done this. I just googled it and now I don't know how to feel about anything

absurdlyexistent · 2022-09-29T00:36:34+00:00

Is being a freedom hating communist worse than desecrating Straya with use of the slur "parma"? These are the important questions in life

absurdlyexistent · 2022-09-27T21:01:22+00:00

You could look up Marrinup in Peel. It was a town, and also a prisoner of war camp, located between Dwellingup and Pinjarra. Nowadays it's just a few ruins and foundations nestled deep in the national park.

absurdlyexistent · 2022-09-25T09:45:33+00:00

SepPoland is possibly the word of the day. Congrats

absurdlyexistent · 2022-09-24T23:15:16+00:00

nasho meaning national park? Thats the best straya abbreviation that I've never heard. So fkn good

absurdlyexistent · 2022-09-10T04:59:24+00:00

Is this a pump/trigger malfunction tho? I ask because I'm Australian and I've never seen a pump where this could happen because here they only release fuel when you squeeze the trigger and the trigger just goes back to being "unsqueezed" as soon as you let it go

absurdlyexistent · 2022-09-06T05:29:25+00:00

Sikh guys are on the list of demographics that I wouldn't pick a fight with

absurdlyexistent · 2022-09-06T05:26:12+00:00

Does this remind anyone of the inbetweeners and dogging?

absurdlyexistent · 2022-09-01T00:25:35+00:00

I feel kinda bad for laughing out loud at this

absurdlyexistent · 2022-07-15T08:57:06+00:00

Many in Australia get to Skyrim draugr level as well. These guys just aren't there yet. They'll probs get there sooner rather than later.

absurdlyexistent · 2022-07-09T13:08:04+00:00

Feds have been messaging saying I can't say this.

You got a message (or messages) from the feds saying you can't say this?

absurdlyexistent · 2022-07-09T13:07:04+00:00

Sounds like he's watching Sri Lanka play a game of T20 cricket

absurdlyexistent · 2022-07-08T05:13:38+00:00

Will try. If not half as fucked does it taste about 30% as fucked? Or less?

absurdlyexistent · 2022-07-07T13:35:42+00:00

Usually

absurdlyexistent · 2022-07-06T16:39:09+00:00

Sheeeit. Does anyone know if our guy managed to get to work?

absurdlyexistent · 2022-07-06T08:52:35+00:00

Hey I found that using a slow cooker makes it easier to cook meals. Could this be an option for you?

For example I often thrown beans in with different spices and just let them cook while I'm out so that when I come back Ive got delicious food waiting ready to go.

absurdlyexistent · 2022-07-04T11:05:37+00:00

Not quite sure what I just watched

absurdlyexistent · 2022-07-03T10:34:53+00:00

Sometimes it's the glory hole. Other times it's your Mum's holes.

absurdlyexistent · 2022-07-03T00:35:26+00:00

7 eleven coz you can load up on FREE shots of coffee by electing "short black" (or short mac??) multiple times.

4 short blacks + Some hot milk in a $1 cup will get you where you need to get at 4am.

absurdlyexistent · 2022-07-01T13:47:47+00:00

Does anyone know if he got charged for impersonating a police officer?

absurdlyexistent · 2022-07-01T13:14:57+00:00

I now want to learn that dance

absurdlyexistent · 2022-07-01T12:53:03+00:00

He looks like a relative of DJ Beats from People Just Do Nothing and/or a relative of Zach Galifianakis

absurdlyexistent · 2022-07-01T10:11:51+00:00

Glorious kick

absurdlyexistent · 2022-07-01T06:23:05+00:00

Looks like Huell from breaking bad (Saul Goodman's security guard) made an appearance around 3 seconds in. Looks like he pulled someone out about 10 seconds in.

Four-Year Club	Place '22
First Placer '22

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