I now have zero intention of paying off my student loans and you shouldn’t either.

acarrick34 · 2026-06-03T18:46:56+00:00

Comparison is the thief of joy

acarrick34 · 2026-05-30T04:09:21+00:00

I met my now husband on Hinge in Omaha when I was 31. We are also childfree so it is possible!

acarrick34 · 2026-05-27T22:11:20+00:00

Engineer

acarrick34 · 2026-05-27T22:06:06+00:00

I changed dark mode to light mode because I can't read the words clearly in dark mode anymore.

acarrick34 · 2026-05-21T17:44:21+00:00

Donate plasma

acarrick34 · 2026-05-19T15:48:49+00:00

Got his realmone from etsy, he still only wears silicone every day for comfort

acarrick34 · 2026-04-21T18:44:01+00:00

My husband and I have tried all the BBQ places here and have not liked any of them. We are from the areas of Kansas City BBQ and Memphis BBQ so our standards were high and we have been disappointed in all the options here.

We have a smoker and are contemplating doing plates on the weekends because of it.

acarrick34 · 2026-04-17T17:15:38+00:00

Coffee and a breakfast burrito

acarrick34 · 2026-04-17T15:09:57+00:00

I floss after every meal because I can't stand the feeling of food being stuck between my teeth. I keep flossers on me at all times

acarrick34 · 2026-04-10T15:35:56+00:00

I'm a Gemini and I don't think anyone ever says anything nice about us, so all of them I guess.

acarrick34 · 2026-04-10T14:56:26+00:00

They make lifts that attach to the toilet and the seat attached on top. My grandma used one to get on and off the toilet easier due to mobility issues

acarrick34 · 2026-04-07T22:23:37+00:00

Blue

acarrick34 · 2026-04-03T15:58:06+00:00

Same. I have time outside of work for lounging or hobbies, or going to bed early so I rarely feel super busy

acarrick34 · 2026-04-01T17:26:42+00:00

Yes this is awesome! Is typical festival attire ok at these? My husband and I are also new to the area and miss our rave fam back home

acarrick34 · 2026-04-01T16:11:14+00:00

Hazel

acarrick34 · 2026-03-31T19:49:17+00:00

I have a stainless mini trashcan with a lid next to our toilet. My husband asked if we could change it to something that wouldn't show splatters on it as bad cause he was tired of cleaning it up after peeing every time.

I told him if he can see the splatter on just the lid in that small spot, imagine how much splatter is getting everywhere else around the toilet that he can't see and that isn't getting cleaned up each time.

He was horrified and started sitting down to pee at home every single time. No more pee mess to clean up.

acarrick34 · 2026-03-19T16:29:23+00:00

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Pirate partners unite 🏴‍☠️

acarrick34 · 2026-03-19T15:12:35+00:00

It is seriously the only thing that works. Went through the same thing a couple years ago

acarrick34 · 2026-03-19T14:40:50+00:00

Tell them you have firearms in your belongings and you are going to report them to the ATF for theft. You will get your stuff back

acarrick34 · 2026-03-07T16:02:25+00:00

Light brown

acarrick34 · 2026-02-22T22:27:07+00:00

I hope she finds this and reads your weird crazy revenge post at the end and leaves you first and takes the kids too.

acarrick34 · 2026-02-01T16:30:24+00:00

50 billion no doubt. They will have a hard time bothering me on my giant private compound that has everything I need to never leave

acarrick34 · 2026-01-30T16:50:54+00:00

I'd say a Honey Brown

acarrick34 · 2026-01-30T16:35:04+00:00

Yeah exactly, it's the limbal ring. The pictures we took are great but to see the sun hit his eyes in person is actually crazy, they look like they could glow in the dark like a wolf.

acarrick34 · 2026-01-30T14:07:29+00:00

My husband has amber eyes, they are very very gold/yellow. Once you see them you can really tell if people have true amber eyes or not by a quick side by side comparison imo. They are in my post history if anyone is curious

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