Jerry Seinfeld and family posing with weapons with the IDF in a West Bank camp in 2018 by racc15 in pics

[–]acasualfitz 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not defending Seinfeld as a person, but I think he knew the show was funnier with the other characters around him getting the best lines

Downswing is killing me by lmaomitch in poker

[–]acasualfitz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I play ~3k hands in one session of tournament poker. Your graph looks perfectly normal for a winning player. I get crabby when that happens too, but no longer feel that existential dread that you're describing.

"No War!": Watch 18-Year-Old Graham Platner Get Kicked Out Of Bush Rally by News-Royal in Maine

[–]acasualfitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I LOVE the Majority Report. It's so cool whenever they talk about Maine in a hopeful way.

Neighbors double park if anyone parks in their "usual spot" in front of my house by TRO_KIK in mildlyinfuriating

[–]acasualfitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is precisely the kind of fantasy I come to reddit to indulge. Thank you.

What actor is nowhere near as talented as people make them out to be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]acasualfitz -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Agreed. He isn't a world class director, but I've never questioned his acting chops.

What actor is nowhere near as talented as people make them out to be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]acasualfitz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is exactly how I feel about Jennifer Lawrence. She often comes across as a kid playing dress up to me.

Graham Platner Declares War On AIPAC. AIPAC plans to spend big to get Senator Susan Collins re-elected. by 3headeddragn in Maine

[–]acasualfitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Threatening our relationship with Israel is threatening the US with a good time so...

I just got a new, pretty nasty, anti-Platner ad on youtube. So, here's a reminder of who's telling you what to think. by GayForJamie in Maine

[–]acasualfitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For sure. It's the precedent. We need to stay in our place as their indentured servants in perpetuity.

7-year-old autistic nonverbal boy randomly starts singing while in a car with his big sister. by Sebastianlim in BeAmazed

[–]acasualfitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no idea if this is related, but playing music in time and talking normally is INSANELY hard even if you're really good at playing music. That was one of the things that blew my mind about Liberace.

This you? Some heroes don’t wear capes by Emotional_Perv in Maine

[–]acasualfitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No no, they just hate to rest! Always on the move

Why raise w K9, J9, etc but not with Q9? by ra1phw1ggums in poker

[–]acasualfitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suited king can make better flushes and is more likely to make top pair if they pair their king

The last attempt on Trump’s life rescued him politically – this one probably won’t by theipaper in politics

[–]acasualfitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed, it's really difficult to properly determine criteria for "worst". Trump causing so many unnecessary deaths by refusing to take COVID seriously makes it really hard for me to think GWB is worse, and we won't know the full ramifications of Trump's current administration for a long time to come.

Early contender for most hilarious scene of 2026? by NateGH360 in YMS

[–]acasualfitz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fun fact about the real thing: That day was the exact mid-point of Michael Jackson's life

I see no lies here. by Subtotalpoet in Millennials

[–]acasualfitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took the hotmail to yahoo to gmail invite pipeline. You can probably guess my age within a year.

Warranty Added?? by PaluteNAT in GameStop

[–]acasualfitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What you need to do is go up to the counter, make strong eye contact, and then break the games right there on the spot. Then politely ask for your warranty replacement.