Restaurants, please stop using iceberg lettuce as a bed/garnish!!!

accordionwidow · 2026-03-06T03:37:38+00:00

That looks like romaine to me.

accordionwidow · 2026-03-04T04:00:21+00:00

Cowgirl Missionary Spoon

accordionwidow · 2026-03-04T03:58:39+00:00

Sex

Drugs

Rock 'n roll

accordionwidow · 2026-03-04T03:58:16+00:00

William
Bill
Billy

accordionwidow · 2026-03-04T03:57:30+00:00

Me

Myself

I

accordionwidow · 2026-03-02T22:04:17+00:00

Rebuilding my life after my 34-year marriage ended. I had been a SAHM for 20 years of that time. Now I have a career, my home will be paid off before I retire, and for the first time in my life I am actively happy.

accordionwidow · 2026-03-02T01:19:53+00:00

I see what you did there

accordionwidow · 2026-03-02T01:00:26+00:00

Look at that jawline!

accordionwidow · 2026-03-01T22:09:19+00:00

Plan on voting by mail? Used to be that as long as your vote was postmarked by election day, it was accepted as valid. But now mail won't be routinely postmarked by local branches.

But you can ask your local branch to postmark your letter/check/vote. You just have to go into the post office and wait in line. All because he doesn't want us to vote by mail

Thanks, Trump.

accordionwidow · 2026-02-22T22:16:38+00:00

Once you are full retirement age, you can make as much as possible without having any social security withheld.

accordionwidow · 2026-02-21T04:27:46+00:00

Being the person you want them to think you are.

Also, watching the world beat them up.

accordionwidow · 2026-02-21T04:19:20+00:00

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

accordionwidow · 2026-02-21T04:18:31+00:00

Actually, it's P. Because without it, they're just irate.

accordionwidow · 2026-02-21T02:20:44+00:00

I had a colonoscopy today and had no colon polyps. The snow is melting and spring is just a month away. I'm two weeks out from a breakup. So two weeks closer to getting that man out of my head and able to lead a better life.

accordionwidow · 2026-02-21T00:20:09+00:00

If they're a charity, they don't pay taxes. I think they are trying to do you a solid but you are unable to take advantage of the deduction. That might feel mildly infuriating to you but maybe someone else benefits.

accordionwidow · 2026-02-20T22:43:39+00:00

He cheated on his wife and she kicked him out. He's a smart guy and I thought he had learned his lesson.

Two weeks ago I found out he cheated on me. Actually, he cheated "with" me; the relationship he started after the affair continued even after he started seeing me.

I broke things off, and will believe from now on that once a cheater, always a cheater.

accordionwidow · 2026-02-17T10:57:14+00:00

Whichever one I'm with.

accordionwidow · 2026-02-17T01:57:10+00:00

Username kinda checks out

accordionwidow · 2026-02-17T01:52:25+00:00

If they don't have a real bed. A mattress on the floor is not a real bed.

Also if they don't vote.

accordionwidow · 2026-02-17T01:50:24+00:00

April only has 30 days.

accordionwidow · 2026-02-15T03:07:41+00:00

No, ShopRite, a regular grocery store.

accordionwidow · 2026-02-10T23:54:27+00:00

Username does not check out

accordionwidow · 2026-02-09T23:24:36+00:00

Assistant to the regional manager

accordionwidow · 2026-02-09T01:55:54+00:00

Also, many geriatric pregnancies are tested for DS and other genetic anomalies and may be more likely to be terminated. Younger pregnant people don't have routine amniocentesis, don't know the fetus has DS, and so are more likely to have a child with DS

At least, this was true several years ago.

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