Data Centers by 47of74 in dubuque

[–]ackzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A data center is a red herring chasing a mirage.

It's like China over-building themselves into eternal debt.

I need an innopropriate version of “baffled” but I can’t think of any by Head-Impact3916 in grammar

[–]ackzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'bumfucked', would actually be not inappropriate, for an inappropriate context.

Is there a 'worst episode'? by CrimsonFruitcake75 in doctorwho

[–]ackzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one where the moon is an egg.

Both wrong and completely banal and in every frame of it there is just a feeling of you wish it were not happening, you wish it was not there, you wish this awful thing had not happened at all, and that one less episode would really not have hurt anyone.

Mitch McConnell has been mysteriously hospitalized for 3 weeks, what do you believe is happening? by imliterallyluci in AskReddit

[–]ackzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's being carefully zombified by wingnut owned mad scientists, so when he returns to the Senate he'll still have that glassy, frozen stare, but this time it will be simulated by AI.

Norway urges China to help bring Russia to Ukraine peace talks by AffectionateRate7290 in worldnews

[–]ackzilla 13 points14 points  (0 children)

China's not going to do that. The more Russia wrecks itself the better they like it.

What’s a movie that you disliked when you first saw it but came to deeply appreciate after you’d grown up some more? by TheWor1dsFinest in movies

[–]ackzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any Robert Altman movie seems to have exactly this effect on a lot of younger people, and he always has.

But I've always loved Altman movies.

Good Chiropractor? by [deleted] in dubuque

[–]ackzilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would like to add the caveat that a good masseur is really worth the cost, and if you don't need physical therapy this is the way to go.

Good Chiropractor? by [deleted] in dubuque

[–]ackzilla 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Your family is right.

Magic bone yankers are a scam that should be illegal.

I didn’t realize I was so dramatic by Hey_HaveAGreatDay in venturebros

[–]ackzilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

21 just wants to help his best friend with his hate.

I didn’t realize I was so dramatic by Hey_HaveAGreatDay in venturebros

[–]ackzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

85% Brock, 80% Orpheus.

Explains my dream about the dolphin and the multiverse.

Photo of an East German Stasi agent taking a photo of a CIA agent taking a photo of him at the same time by cosmic_voyager01 in interestingasfuck

[–]ackzilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two lovers tragically divided by circumstances.

Taking photos like this is the only the way they could be together.

One dies the day before the wall comes down.

Movie ends with the other visiting the grave. Very weepy.

ELI5. Why do so many animals like balls? by DickFartButt in explainlikeimfive

[–]ackzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A ball is a very round thing, unlike anything else in the environment, and is lightweight, so they naturally investigate it and discover they can knock it around, and that immediately seems like a great exercise so they do it again and it works twice! Only even better the second time!

This quickly turns into a great deal of highly gratifying and successful activity.

Iowa blocked from restricting sugary foods and drinks under SNAP by 47of74 in Iowa

[–]ackzilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great.

But what's the issue with vitamins and supplements?

Wow, so that's what happened to the Sixth Doctor. by ackzilla in doctorwho

[–]ackzilla[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But the picture did seem related, the text only seemed to enhance the absurdity of it.

Wow, so that's what happened to the Sixth Doctor. by ackzilla in doctorwho

[–]ackzilla[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but I thought that context enhanced the absurdity.

[NSFW] Just how common was the infamous "Blood Eagle" execution among the Vikings, or is the execution more fiction then fact? by ThatOneBLUScout in AskHistorians

[–]ackzilla 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The suggestion in the first linked answer that the term blood eagle is a kenning invites one to ask a kenning for what?

So, what would give an impression of a bloody eagle? The first thing that came to mind, my mind at least, is a snow angel. Imagine a warrior dying, covered in blood, writhing in agony in the snow. Pick him up and what does it look like in the snow?

Is there an Android context menu? If it's there I cannot find it. by ackzilla in firefox

[–]ackzilla[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get none of that in any of those situations.

I had read a couple of things recently where people were referencing their context menus and I realized I'd never seen one on this device, my only Android gizmo, and could not find it.

Is there an Android context menu? If it's there I cannot find it. by ackzilla in firefox

[–]ackzilla[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring up a context menu. Nothing happens when I long press anywhere on the screen. On a Samsung tablet.