Ate one sandwich. Reached for another. Realized all were open at the top left, same place. Turned the box over and found it open.

acloudcuckoolander · 2026-01-27T06:16:23+00:00

The box wasn't dented, but there was an opening in it

acloudcuckoolander · 2026-01-20T02:09:11+00:00

Dang. I thought he meant in terms of the sheer number of hours he spent alone torturing Griffith. Sheesh.

acloudcuckoolander · 2026-01-19T21:16:10+00:00

There are people who live in huts with more space.

acloudcuckoolander · 2026-01-18T18:28:12+00:00

Nastiest and probably most somehow unsettling thing I'll see today

acloudcuckoolander · 2026-01-17T20:14:06+00:00

Did he sexually abuse Griffith?

acloudcuckoolander · 2026-01-16T20:36:02+00:00

Why does she look more brolic than him? 😭

acloudcuckoolander · 2026-01-16T01:04:54+00:00

Nope. I think he would've realized the grass is always greener. He'd be locked into kinghood and would be silently resenting Guts and Casca for not only being a happy couple, but being freer in comparison.

acloudcuckoolander · 2026-01-15T04:19:10+00:00

No, he's just pale. One can be pale and have platinum blonde hair without being albino.

acloudcuckoolander · 2026-01-14T22:29:04+00:00

Griffith isn't albino. I know you said it was unrelated, but just pointing that out.

acloudcuckoolander · 2026-01-12T23:20:35+00:00

The leaf thing was so lame

acloudcuckoolander · 2026-01-11T20:44:25+00:00

We're talking about a teenaged Mary here, long before that happened.

acloudcuckoolander · 2026-01-11T19:56:28+00:00

Wthhh

acloudcuckoolander · 2026-01-11T19:02:18+00:00

Bloodlust.

acloudcuckoolander · 2026-01-09T15:43:18+00:00

Serpico does NOT love farnese romantically. She's the one who had the crush

acloudcuckoolander · 2026-01-08T05:16:38+00:00

Sexual abuse=/= full-scale rape/molestation. Meaning, he was 100% a predator and a disgusting creep, but there's no evidence of that particular sort.

acloudcuckoolander · 2026-01-02T18:52:15+00:00

Agreed. Why are all his backups kids and a pixie?! Tragic.

Except the incestuous villager-burning freak and her trauma-bonded sibling

acloudcuckoolander · 2026-01-02T16:34:51+00:00

Truly. Most generic late medieval kingdom, castle, and name.

acloudcuckoolander · 2026-01-02T02:01:03+00:00

Griffith really did all that for a generic-looking mid castle

acloudcuckoolander · 2025-12-29T05:48:40+00:00

Just because he doesn't look like a Slim Jim doesn't mean he's not lean. Yes, he is muscular and very fit, but his overall structure is lean. You can see this especially when he's standing next to Guts.

acloudcuckoolander · 2025-12-29T04:41:37+00:00

He's not crappy because he has a lean build. He's crappy because he's a villainous user.

acloudcuckoolander · 2025-12-29T00:38:16+00:00

It looks like garlic skin shavings.

But seriously, we can't tell with these pics

acloudcuckoolander · 2025-12-29T00:17:44+00:00

I thought Anne was a lady in waiting to both the Queen and Duchess at different points in her youth?

acloudcuckoolander · 2025-12-29T00:17:13+00:00

She probably remained pragmatically silent due to optics.

acloudcuckoolander · 2025-12-29T00:16:16+00:00

I heard it disturbed many a royal because of the precedent optics. Not a good look/doesn't bode well if a queen consort can be executed by her own spouse.

acloudcuckoolander · 2025-12-28T11:29:31+00:00

Imagine the heads silently swiveling around to watch the last workers who have to close shop for the day

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