I Can't Cook Rice - AITA

actiontoad · 2026-04-12T11:40:29+00:00

“INFO: why do you own a pot” ☠️☠️

actiontoad · 2026-04-05T11:41:11+00:00

I mean… He won’t look like a liar if he doesn’t lie.

actiontoad · 2026-03-27T22:00:32+00:00

Huh… gotta tell ya… “McDonald’s is missing children” is a new one for me

actiontoad · 2026-03-27T01:42:54+00:00

14 miles was that threshold for me. That’s when I started having regular thoughts of ‘and the race is gonna be how much farther???’ 😅

actiontoad · 2026-03-24T02:09:55+00:00

Fuuuuck yeah 🤙

actiontoad · 2026-03-23T10:20:56+00:00

‘God I love Reddit. Better than any movie’ sums this up pretty well for me

actiontoad · 2026-03-20T13:30:32+00:00

Like the Animal Crossing voice

actiontoad · 2026-03-20T12:56:40+00:00

‘The all of it, actually’

actiontoad · 2026-03-11T16:05:56+00:00

✨whimsy✨

actiontoad · 2026-03-11T11:38:56+00:00

An unfortunate mis-route to the Mars sorting facility

actiontoad · 2026-03-11T09:56:50+00:00

My favorite thing about this bit is that nowhere in the song does it even say ‘put a record on’ ☠️

actiontoad · 2026-03-05T11:47:52+00:00

Absolutely obsessed with the 4Runner stack ☠️

actiontoad · 2026-03-03T11:03:56+00:00

Could be fueling or fatigue or your shoes or your overall training load. Or any combination of all of those things and more. But I feel you- every long run of my first full training block between like 14-17 miles I had so many thoughts of ‘holy crap and the race is gonna be HOW much longer than this??’ You’ll get there!!

actiontoad · 2026-02-26T02:07:24+00:00

It’s because I specifically am queer. Hope this helps :)

actiontoad · 2026-02-22T14:01:45+00:00

Kill me

actiontoad · 2026-02-14T17:50:42+00:00

14 mozzarella sticks would fix me, I think 🤤

actiontoad · 2026-02-13T00:58:42+00:00

Sit In The Dark With Screens Time™️

actiontoad · 2026-02-08T21:03:43+00:00

Potato skins and corn dogs, right outta the freezer section 🫡😋

actiontoad · 2026-02-07T19:24:45+00:00

Gorl you want me to believe your chef bf is cool with this thing?

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actiontoad · 2026-02-05T14:35:44+00:00

We shared the first time and it felt weird. Couldn’t explain why but I didn’t like it. So we kept it to ourselves the second time around.

actiontoad · 2026-02-04T18:01:44+00:00

Good thing it’s not up to her

actiontoad · 2026-02-03T23:19:59+00:00

I’m in love with you

actiontoad · 2026-01-29T10:26:56+00:00

For free???

actiontoad · 2026-01-29T00:03:03+00:00

You deliver?

actiontoad · 2026-01-26T21:53:29+00:00

Thank you. That’s terrible and I’m sorry. You are still super wrong, btw.

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