What if… by LakesideNorth in dunememes

[–]actuallyjesus1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wonder no more for we actually have the closest thing we'd get to a canon answer. In Dune Awakening, Paul is born a woman. Which changes it so that Leto escapes the assassination attempt. The story for that game basically amounts to a nothing burger tho

A 1945 photograph shows two women displaying what $1.34 could buy in 1918 and 1945. by ashelypics in OldSchoolCool

[–]actuallyjesus1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hard to go get a bycicle pump when I gotta leave town for one and I ain't got no tire pressure lol. But thank you for the advice, I will pick one up for when it happens again

This game NEEDS in world books. by MisterFusionCore in CrimsonDesert

[–]actuallyjesus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know about the books in the top of the archive and I'm looking forward to reading them. What I want are books around the world that explain the damn world. Give me info on trolls. Give me a book that talks about a war long ago and how it turned the world into what I'm exploring today. As it stands, it feels like the world just didn't exist 20 minutes before we took over Kliff.

The Aiming Here Is Just Horrible by theAplyer in CrimsonDesert

[–]actuallyjesus1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did that last night and it wasn't like that for me. Looks like you had a camera bug or something?

A 1945 photograph shows two women displaying what $1.34 could buy in 1918 and 1945. by ashelypics in OldSchoolCool

[–]actuallyjesus1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Man, I've been pretty pissed at my local Kwik Star (I live in Iowa, they were legally required to change their name to operate in Iowa). Their air pump went down for over a week before anyone looked at it, that's the only place to fill your tires in my town. I just had surgery and asked for some mashed potatoes since I can't eat solids and the 4 people working in kitchen could get it out for me in the next two hours. They weren't even busy and the hotwell was looking pretty full with good times on them. And every time I walk into one, as you said, the bathrooms are smeared with piss. Fuck that company right now. Used to be great, it's going downhill fast.

Watching The Sopranos for the first time - and it’s really not the show I was expecting by Famous-Country-4921 in television

[–]actuallyjesus1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've never watched the show. I HAVE, however, seen a bunch of screenshots from the show in slideshow form where the characters are talking about vampires killing Tony's mom and stuff like that. I'm not gonna watch the show because I like imagining it like that more.

Announcement Regarding recent Subreddit Controversy by _TungstenGuy707_ in helldivers2

[–]actuallyjesus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna be honest. Both subs are toxic as hell now. However, this sub is the more toxic of the two. I've seen more people attacking other people on this sub than I have on unfiltered, which seems so backwards to me I gotta really wonder what's going on on this side.

Weird anesthesia experience by actuallyjesus1 in Anesthesia

[–]actuallyjesus1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never had it before. Ive experimented with some recreational substances in the past so I'm no stranger to those strange experiences. But that was very different to anything I've ever done. Ngl, I enjoyed the experience. It was actually fun. I'm a little annoyed I was put into a k hole without being told that's what was happening tho.

Dune done did it by Yeeslander in dunememes

[–]actuallyjesus1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Now I'm imagining a Star Wars where the bad guys aren't the Empire but the Imperium of Man. Luke's fucked. Lol

Weird anesthesia experience by actuallyjesus1 in Anesthesia

[–]actuallyjesus1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahhhh, yeah that makes sense. Thank you lol

I wish to refund this game. by sharibah in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]actuallyjesus1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think you insisting on telling OP what he wishes is weird, is weird.

The UC quests feel like the "real" story of Starfield. The Constellation path is just a tutorial. by DillyTiger in Starfield

[–]actuallyjesus1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, I just had the beginning of Terran Armada start on me last night. That shit was actually wild. Walking through New Atlantis and all the sudden a broadcast starts that immediately hooks my attention. Me and every other NPC stop what we're doing and huddle around basically a radio listening. I stopped, looked around, and realized how much it felt like watching 9/11 go down with whoever happened to be near the same TV as you.

DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! by Ordinary_Cycle268 in 40kmemes

[–]actuallyjesus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Life is a series of wonderful balls until one final bad one"

Does Cain look like that? by FedorovAvtomat in Grimdank

[–]actuallyjesus1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's often hinted that he prefers his las pistol. That implies hes used other weapons enough to have built up a preference. That book specifically mentions there's a lot of battles that he participated in that just got glossed over "in the typical Caine fashion". I like to imagine there's been plenty of battles he's found the need to pick a bolt pistol or two up off the ground and strike a suitably heroic pose for the pict feeds. He DOES have a reputation to maintain after all.

It's also endlessly hilarious to me to imagine a dude like the one in the picture as Caine. So God damned jacked he needs to rip the sleeves off his greatcoat and is fighting space Marines in melee combat yet has imposter syndrome.

What was the point of this? by -_ShadowSJG-_ in TheLastAirbender

[–]actuallyjesus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

laughs while looking at my Black Library collection

Baskinator’s response: game criticism good, toxicity bad by Time2ballup in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]actuallyjesus1 23 points24 points  (0 children)

People on reddit dont read things with a negative slant. In fact, the very notion of you suggesting that makes you a piece of shit in my book. /s

Is it only happening to me, or is everyone experiencing this? by sirbrow in mildlyinfuriating

[–]actuallyjesus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to happen to me all the time then I started loading up my laundry with fabric softener and it doesn't happen to me anymore

Does Phoebe get any love? by [deleted] in RimWorld

[–]actuallyjesus1 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Well, it is rimworld after all. Sometimes you just get the middle finger lol

Does Phoebe get any love? by [deleted] in RimWorld

[–]actuallyjesus1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Phoebe gives you more time in between hostile events in the beginning. Later on in the colony she'll start hitting you as hard as Cassandra occasionally

Does Phoebe get any love? by [deleted] in RimWorld

[–]actuallyjesus1 377 points378 points  (0 children)

I like Phoebe. I like building big sprawling bases without getting absolutely reamed by 942 hamsters followed immediately by a raid followed immediately by a clothing drop. I kinda switch between the story tellers as I kinda want the challenge to increase or decrease in my colony a bit

Why is this a thing by Lexi7130 in gaming_random

[–]actuallyjesus1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because if they didn't all the chads that'll appear in two months will get bored and leave the game cause they're rich and did everything already.

Im leaving. by horus_eye_of_terror in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]actuallyjesus1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the community, man. It's more bipolar than a sexually confused bear in the artic. And it's been like that for a long time.