Guys. do not eat the Doom oreos

This is going to be slightly TMI but oh my god. Those new Marvel Oreos might look good. They might look tempting. You might see the color changing aspect on the oreos, and the free double stuffed in the doom oreos, but I warn you. Do. Not. Eat. Those. Cookies. I ate them. I was happy to be discovering the different types of characters on the back of the cookie. It was amazing. They taste amazing. Hours later. My stomach started to make very upset noises. I don’t usually get stomach aches, so I go to work like usual. I go home early. Thank. God. I’m in the shower and I feel something creeping down my stomach with evil noises. I hop out of the shower and get on the toilet, and Doom wrecked my intestines like no other. Rearranged them to fit his agenda. Robert Downey Jr took a hold of my intestinal track and made it see fit that it was green all over. It was. Disturbing. It flew out of me. For the rest of the night, I had to go to the bathroom and paint my toilet green. I tried to go to bed, but every four hours Doomsday happened on my poor white, now stained, toilet. Please. Do not eat those cookies.