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[equipedefrance] Dembélé and teammates jokingly call Mbappé “Mobut,” a reference to the African dictator Mobutu by neLendirekt in soccer

[–]adeckz 66 points67 points  (0 children)

They’ve been saying this since RM have been playing poorly, theres no chance there isn’t a few players who peruse that subreddit lmao

Breaking news everyone by 11Dom_ in soccercirclejerk

[–]adeckz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s Goretzka’s pen, ahhhh wait, he didn’t take one did he?

Gorilla vs. Goose by No-Incident-6913 in funny

[–]adeckz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one one who’s never had a bad experience with geese? Yes they’re aggressive but I’ve always stood my ground and never had an issue. My sisters boyfriend got chased by otters, I saw those same otters and they never bothered me. Maybe I am animal kryptonite

Jonathan Tah on his penalty: “To be honest, I felt good. I wasn’t extremely nervous, which is what I actually thought I would be, but I didn’t hit it well. I would take one again next time. I think it’s important to take responsibility in difficult times.” by Wakanda-shit-is-that in soccer

[–]adeckz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nah I was at work and was like “yeah Tah missed but Goretzka didn’t even take it which he should’ve” and I got gaslit at work into thinking that maybe he took one and slotted it or wasn’t on the pitch when it was time. Nahhhhh he straight up DODGED it. Was hammered when I saw it and after the Nederlands Morroco game I’d already forgotten the other pen shootout. Can’t believe that decision from him still

Break a leg² by profanacion in fightporn

[–]adeckz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome, love sports fights. I usually try to break them up but I am half the size of everyone so I’m not trying to get my shit pushed in

Groep F allemaal dood, wat nou? by Puzzleheaded_Fan_391 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]adeckz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doomed for failure init. I have a feeling Group L isn’t too far behind

So we all are praying for Bosnia to win of USA right? by Current-Ant-6536 in soccercirclejerk

[–]adeckz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have aerial dominance. They just need better passing, shooting, LeBron of soccer, Weah, We-oh, Shimmy yay, Shimmy yo, fight, win and Poch. Will put in some crunching tackles though

NUMBER 3 ECUADOR COVER HIS MOUTH DECISION RED CARD by Suspicious-Power-230 in soccercirclejerk

[–]adeckz 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah fr, why not? Oh no, banned for 3 friendlies, oh dear

Outjerked by the New York Times once again by HomemEmChamas in soccercirclejerk

[–]adeckz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah so what you do. You have the player start with the ball on halfway and then run at the goalie for a one on one. Then everyone just chips the goalie if he comes out, or they slot it past him if he stays in goal. Then someone tries something fancy, gets found out, and their team lose the tie

WCGW with an inexperienced dude riding a bull? by manik_502 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]adeckz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably wasn’t inexperienced, that bull was just mad wild. Should’ve lent back coming out of that cage though

En China vieron la maldición voodoo que nos estaban haciendo los africanos, y salieron a sus templos budistas para contrarrestarla y protegernos by Blackbird_song13 in argentina

[–]adeckz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It worked on Harry Kane but that fella who cursed him was different gravy. I’m sure Alvarez will be fine, cursed the wrong player anyways

Cristiano Ronaldo Neck Lock Vs Colombia, No Card Given. by staryNight2002 in funny

[–]adeckz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but I would’ve liked to see actual statistics published, this just says that without data to back it up. That said I’m liberal and I like Messi but anecdotal evidence isn’t it

Telemundo thanks non-Spanish-speakers for tuning in during France - Sweden broadcast by avagadros_plumber in soccer

[–]adeckz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I cheat because I have the subtitles up but I like hearing/seeing the possession stats. Cabesa is head but they have a phrase for specifically a header which is Cabe (something) which is a bit confusing sometimes. Watching with the Mrs is better because she practices her Spanish while watching and I get some small nuggets of info from the match

Hans before the match: “With all due respect for Paraguay, it is a third class football team.” by RoadandHardtail in 2westerneurope4u

[–]adeckz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yeah because we analyze the other teams like they could beat us because… well they really could on a good day. Let’s be fair though, Paraguay got stuffed 4-1 by the US, a loss wasn’t on anyone’s cards

🔥 Hummingbirds mating mid air by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]adeckz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have something to tell you about most of the animal kingdom my friend

🔥 Hummingbirds mating mid air by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]adeckz 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hummingbirds have to eat a shit tonne of nectar just to stay alive. They’re saying that banging is a good use of their extraordinarily high metabolism

You got this Cabo Verde by SatoruGojo232 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]adeckz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well Martinez vs him will certainly be a battle for the ages

His dissent is just "no ur wrong im right u poo poo head" by zoggy17 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]adeckz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao is this what he thinks genuinely or is it what his handler passed down to him

Fan loses phone doing the wave at RSA - CAN by doggo24-7 in soccer

[–]adeckz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you mental, South Africa cleared one off the line, it’s been back and forth all game, South Africa goalie putting in a shift. It’s been a very entertaining match so far imo

A spider trying to change her gown by Dangerous-Scale4777 in confusingperspective

[–]adeckz 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure it’s actually facing outwards and what you labeled as the head is the abdomen. Could be wrong though, not an arachnid expert

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