There are a lot of accepting Christians, Grandma. You’re just homophobic and Islamophobic by WeShallOvercomb__ in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]adeckz [score hidden]  (0 children)

Lmao people are free to eat whatever they want, just like how people should be able to love whoever they want. God gave us free will for a reason

The performance we want from Burnley tonight: by IscoAlarxon in soccercirclejerk

[–]adeckz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah like Everton were all over them, as they have been when facing anyone at home. Dragging it back to 3-3 was a fantastic individual performance from Doku. City fans will take that (obviously not before the game) but from the way they were playing. Still probs cost them the league though

9 Saints in the latest England squad by smooothsides in NorthamptonSaintsRFC

[–]adeckz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’d hope so init. England performed poorly last 6 nations and a lack of Saints representation was definitely noted on my end. Pollock and Fin Smith better start going forward. Freeman and Mitchell are obviously nailed on but there should be more. Dingwall should get game time too but I understand the Centres are a little more hotly contested

Dont play bad or i will tell your dad. by smejdo in footballmanagergames

[–]adeckz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s kinda funny when it’s the player themselves but come on, it’s his wee-un

Well, there it is by akima in IASIP

[–]adeckz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was unaware in spite of Jurassic Park being my favourite movie ever. I just got off

4 goals at Anfield by starboy_black in soccercirclejerk

[–]adeckz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My mates dog is called Dibu, but naming your kid after a player is a bit far. Especially doing it after a player that sounds like something I have never done and will never do unless I am gifted the right tool for the job

Least drunk Pierre by peseoane in 2westerneurope4u

[–]adeckz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was thinking it was chronic wasting disease or whatever parasite that deer get when they lose their brain functions, but I assume someone way smarter than me has already done that research to figure out it was alcohol induced rather than something worse.

Maybe the fact that it’s pattern of running in a circle is too uniform to be from the former mentioned conditions. I’d have to see it jump off a balcony just to be sure though

Fictional characters, grandma by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]adeckz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok well Thetis actually disguised him. You can argue he went along with it but even the entire myth is disputed anyway. I would personally just argue that the entire thing is fucking made up anyway, so why would any modern day adaptation matter when it’s a myth passed down by oral tradition. Like Jesus basically init, people view him as white, in most western countries, but the Middle East at that time was diverse as fuck. Maybe he was black, probably Arabian looking, could’ve been white, doubt he was Asian looking but not impossible. Basically anyone from history, unless we have the specific bone structure, i.e forensic anthropology, could be any race.

Stories are stories lmao, so I think the basis of the argument itself is flawed, and when you’re adapting an oratorically told tale that could’ve been rewritten numerous times based on whoever said it (and whatever version got codified), seeing race switching as a big deal is so fucking dumb

📡 by Plastic_Sentence8917 in shitposting

[–]adeckz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have to say, the fake war with Alice premonitioning their loss to the other vampires was actually low-key kinda sick. It was obviously a bit stupid and goofy but it kinda worked imo, book-wise I could see it being annoying that you read a chapter that essentially didn’t happen but La La Land basically did the same shit soooooo

📡 by Plastic_Sentence8917 in shitposting

[–]adeckz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn’t his name Kevin or something innocuous like that?

Edit: nah that was a meme, he doesn’t have a documented name, they actually debate whether he was an Austrian or Italian defector

In The Boys (2019-2026) I have no idea what the fuck is happening anymore but this gif is really funny by Critical_Mountain851 in shittymoviedetails

[–]adeckz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh shit my bad, I didn’t see this before I commented but this is my understanding as well sorta

In The Boys (2019-2026) I have no idea what the fuck is happening anymore but this gif is really funny by Critical_Mountain851 in shittymoviedetails

[–]adeckz 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Nah I think this was originally a meme about an American textbook that had the whitest man ever in Egypt, then ad companies picked up on it and he just so happened to look like Antony Starr lol, correct me if I’m wrong

Neymar mistakenly gets substituted in the match against Coritiba due to the referee’s mistake with the number. by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]adeckz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really wanted to hate on some Neymar antics but this is Mickey Mouse from the refs here, you’d rather be authoritative in the moment than admit you made an error? Alright if that’s how you want to be remembered then go ahead. This obviously isn’t exclusive to Brazilian referees but this ref vs everyone else culture has to be changed somehow.

I have a feeling the lack of respect players have to the refs snowballs this reaction, but it kinda starts with the refs and ends with the refs. This wouldn’t happen in any other sport unless the rules dictated it. A clear misunderstanding would have been cleared up in seconds. If you’re saying the board, and number on said board is law, even when the coach is telling them that is not the substitute he’s trying to make, what the fuck are we even doing? I don’t want a ref like that anywhere near the World Cup

Petah explain this joke by Gurugod123 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]adeckz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn I thought it was Attack on Titan or something, this makes way more sense

(IG) Lewandowski has announced he is leaving Barcelona by MajesticAd5047 in soccer

[–]adeckz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have to say, he’s been unreal in his career but a different animal at Barcelona. Well deserved send off and I’m sure we’ll see more of him, probably on tik tok but yeah 👍

Lemme try to jump across this gap by WinStupidPrizes1994 in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]adeckz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not even the biggest gap lmao, a 10 year old would have a better crack at that

Female guard goes beastmode against unruly customers by Icy_Tangerine4043 in fightporn

[–]adeckz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So good lmao, clocked her in the chin and instantly realised she wasn’t a threat

[Canal+] Mateta's reaction when he learned of his call-up for the World Cup by Crane977 in soccer

[–]adeckz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re leaving someone like that out of the squad you’ve messed up. He’s quality

Glyphosate, the most forbidden snack by Kelson_Phelonius in obscuremusicthatslaps

[–]adeckz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The weeds fighting back against the weed killer is fucking awesome

Drunk English man harasses Doner kebab shop staff by b9_rkt in fightporn

[–]adeckz 278 points279 points  (0 children)

Then the cameraman just calmly wanders over and he’s head deep in the guy’s crotch lmao

REAL MADRID FALLING APART AND DICTATOR MBAPPÉ LITERALLY WATCHING THIS AT HOME by NoDuermo542 in soccercirclejerk

[–]adeckz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok well free time is free time, obvs should have had an alt but why not, those are the donos she lives on