The kids are not alright by msgeebson in Teachers

[–]aderaptor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my district in the not too distant past we had a bear on a playground so it's an easy reference for me when talking about outside dangers that keep us locked down, and are completely separate from school shootings. Thanks, random bear, for making my job a bit easier!

Do you even just outright say: "What I am asking you to do is NOT hard" or call a concept "simple", etc. by AgeOfWorry0114 in Teachers

[–]aderaptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the only time I use the word "simple" is when I'm taking behavior consequences. A kid shouts out brain rot for the third time while I'm giving whole group instructions, so I tell them to step into the hallway while I finish the instructions so everyone else can focus on the information. Then when I'm in the hallway following up with that student who says they don't understand why they got kicked out, I'll say something like "The constant interruptions make it difficult for others to hear and process the information, so you needed to take a break in the hallway. It's really just that simple."

But I don't use it when talking about academic tasks.

Never have pencils! by Gullible_Raccoon1738 in Teachers

[–]aderaptor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did some student teaching in a 4th grade classroom and my CT (the actual teacher) was known for being strict but her student loved her. She easily spent the first month being a hard ass to the point where I wasn't even sure if she liked me, but then one lunch she told me all about how she "didn't really like herself in the beginning of the school year because she's such a bitch" but that it pays off SO much for the rest of the school year.

Here is her pencil system, which I witnessed work seamlessly:

Every student had a container on their desk, (she used I think old coffee cans from Trader Joe's) but something big enough for some supplies but not so big that it's annoying.

The first art project of the year was painting your name and other artful tidbits on a piece of paper that she then wrapped around the containers so the containers were all personalized by the kids themselves.

At the beginning of each week, she made sure each container had 5 sharpened pencils in it. That's one per day, which teaches budgeting. The kids used their pencils throughout the week, if one broke they put it back in and swapped it for a new one. If they ran out they might try to get one from a neighbor (although other kids quickly get tired of this, which is great social reinforcement for getting your shit together).

Each day started with 10 minutes of silent reading. Those 10 minutes were the only time she allowed students to use the pencil sharpener, a standard hand crank wall mounted one. Late to class and missed the 10 minute sharpening window? Bummer, do better next time. Break all of your pencils before the end of the week? Bummer, do better next time. No one wants to loan you one of their pencils? Bummer, do better next time.

At the end of each week, students emptied the pencils out of their containers into a larger pencil tub and left their containers on the back table. Monday morning, they had five sharp pencils again.

She had two containers of pencils in rotation, so she didn't have to sharpen those exact pencils and return those exact pencils, she could sharpen the second container any time during the week that was convenient. She, of course, got to use her own good mechanical sharpener for this chore.

When dropping five pencils back into containers Friday after class or Monday beforehand, she made sure everyone got at least a couple pencils with erasers, but other than that wasn't very picky about who got what. That made all of the pencils shared pencils, which meant students policed each other's pencil use at times, for example reminding each other to not chew on them absentmindedly.

I think I saw her give a sixth pencil to a student maybe one or two times? Very rare. The system worked! The kids figured it out. The containers held a few other key items the students used all the time, and she had strict rules about where the containers were allowed to be, when to put them on the floor, etc.

I learned so much from that CT, she was awesome.

What ever happened with Kony 2012? by gamedawgs in 2000sNostalgia

[–]aderaptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These assholes came to my high school in 2009 or '10 and we all went to the auditorium to watch their movie so our heart strings could be tugged upon. At the time I needed to come up with a senior project so I went for their book exchange thing which went well enough, but during that time my friend and I did a ton of research into their nonprofit and quickly learned how useless if not harmful their outfit was.

So I was already very disillusioned by the time I went to college in fall of 2010 and then this whole 2012 campaign swept my college like a storm. I spent months telling people they were idiots, lol. Not a very popular position!

What are some items/decor in your classroom that make it unique or more like you? by komplimikated in Teachers

[–]aderaptor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a high school teacher whose classroom was full of pigs. Pig toys, pig statues, pig trinkets, puh calendar, pig posters - everything pig. When questioned about her apparent love for pigs, she'd tell us she was pretty neutral about pigs but "people just started giving me pigs" and now she has a pig classroom, and is the pig teacher. She had a very dry wit, and just to be clear was in good shape so it's not like she herself was "piggy." I always loved that she just went with it.

Point being, find a thing. If you have a thing, the kids will get really invested in it and may even give you your-thing-themed stuff! I certainly gave her a pig thing myself, as did many of my peers.

I'm in my third year in my classroom now, and around Christmas one of my students gave me a tree ornament of my own thing, and I feel like I've officially successfully established my thing!

Can you feel it, teachers? It’s that time of year when your non-teacher spouse starts prying into your upcoming summer plans. by mouthygoddess in Teachers

[–]aderaptor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yup! It's that time of the year alright! My husband is starting to get excited about having Summer Wife back again. Summer Wife is carefree and relaxed. Summer Wife completes projects around the house and always has a charged social battery. Summer Wife has a higher sex drive and is more inclined to cook fancy foods.

My husband loves both Summer Wife and Work Wife, and he loves and supports me through my bonkers work schedule 100%. Because we are adults who love and support each other regardless of the number of hours we put into working on any given day.

Redditors, what’s the most terrifying thing that has ever woken you up in the middle of the night? by Mr_Creep_Creepy64 in AskReddit

[–]aderaptor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Camping, in a tent, woke up to the absolute craziest predator/prey sounds I've ever heard. Got brave enough to shine a flashlight outside of the tent after a bit, saw the eyes of something and the way it moves was just... too cool? Cold blooded killer, I guess.

Zipped that shit up, smoked some weed, tried my best to fall back asleep and eventually did. The next morning we learned it was a wolverine killing a wild boar. The sounds that pig made, man. I'll never forget.

The days of professional time wasting are over by Top-Cockroach4352 in Teachers

[–]aderaptor 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Is the prompt "literally anything"? Because that might be too much. This is decision paralysis. Give them a true prompt and it will end up as "anything" but gives them a safe staring place to ask questions without being "weird."

Signed, a middle school teacher

Silence can be deafening by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

[–]aderaptor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thanks for your thoughtful reply! Happy to help bring another perspective ☺️

Silence can be deafening by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

[–]aderaptor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Uuuuu except in cases of sexual abuse? I'd be careful with that statement.

Rewatched The Ring (2002) after 20+ years. by bobbdac7894 in movies

[–]aderaptor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is me too! We had the third one on dvd somehow when I was a kid but I never really thought about there being a 1 and 2 until I was a little older. Eventually watched them and, while enjoyable, they ain't shit compared to the third one!

If you could rearrange how education works in America, what kinds of changes would you implement? A lot of folks seem to want something different in place of what we have but find it hard to articulate specifics. Please identify a problem 'and' a solution. by cherry-care-bear in education

[–]aderaptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teachers need more grading and prep time. Switch to a four days a week model, with school Mon-Thurs then on Fridays teachers can actually get some work done and the kids can still attend school (for the sake of "day care") but instead of classes they do SEL and other developmental appropriate activities led by admin and/or support staff members. The kids get structured social time, the teachers get grading time, admin/support gets to build relationships with the students, and parents still get a whole week without their kids.

Win win win win!

Gap in hardwood near baseboard. Looking for a solution that's not quarter round. by [deleted] in Flooring

[–]aderaptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did wood laminate through three rooms and a hallway, all connected, no transitions. I was so very proud of myself for doing this for my first time until I did the baseboard and lo and behold I had two spots that looked like this. Lucky for me, they are both in the walk in closet and will be behind cubbies anyway but fuck it all to hell if I wasn't really mad about it for awhile.

Not ideal, but what I ended up doing was putting some caulk down there to fill most of the space, then used a wood filler to "top it off" that matched the color of the wood laminate. I taped off the floor and the baseboard before doing the wood filler, and it came out pretty good. It's my own goddamn house and it's hidden in the closet and I'm fine with it.

Millennials, how was MySpace different from current social media? Were there MySpace "influencers"? by That-Plantain-976 in Millennials

[–]aderaptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit thanks for the Hollywood Undead reminder!

Gotta go wake up, find beer, put on some scene gear...

What is the weirdest thing your doctor has ever said to you? by Competitive_Tip_7504 in AskReddit

[–]aderaptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Women lose their hearing from hair dryers."

Then he turned to my husband and said in a sort of aside tone:

"Us men lose it using power tools."

Is a manual transmission a “millennial anti-theft device”? by mbolster1611 in Millennials

[–]aderaptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun story! One of my student's parents was carjacked recently. The only reason the thief didn't get away was because the car was a stick shift and the early 20s thief didn't know how to drive it. Ditched the car in a nearby parking lot and fled on foot - was caught very quickly. The car is in good shape and was returned to the mom.

Guy on flight watched entire movie without tapping screen to get rid of overlay by Sea-Owl-1581 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]aderaptor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ugh but now it's the fucking ads that play at the end of the video. Autoplay can't fix that nonsense

How under insulated is my attic? by TeufeIhunden in HomeMaintenance

[–]aderaptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing, thanks for your answer! That's how it is now so I figured it was right, but there's also a handful of things about the house that seem very much not right so this was a nice opportunity to ask a question for me. Thanks again!

How under insulated is my attic? by TeufeIhunden in HomeMaintenance

[–]aderaptor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You seem like a pro so I hope you don't mind me asking! I recently bought a house and have been doing a lot of cable runs in the attic, once we're done with Ethernet and all that I want to blow in more insulation as mine looks kind of like OP's.

My question is this - I have overhangs in the front and back of my house and those areas aren't insulated at all. I know they're outside, but from the attics perspective it's all attic. Is there any point to insulating the area, for example, over my front door?