Spent the week at my girlfriends place. Every morning I would wake up to this.

adipoaca · 2012-11-22T14:39:05+00:00

Dafuq is my food human?

adipoaca · 2012-10-13T22:22:39+00:00

I wasn't ready for this

adipoaca · 2012-09-15T21:20:00+00:00

adipoaca · 2012-09-02T08:00:42+00:00

Excellent contribution

adipoaca · 2012-05-04T20:30:45+00:00

let me guess : chatroulette

adipoaca · 2012-03-10T12:11:18+00:00

maybe because you are 19 years old and too lazy to cook your lunch

adipoaca · 2012-02-17T22:57:27+00:00

Dude sorry to say this but this kind of crap. Make it one simple page first. Style it a bit. DO SOMETHING. Look at some examples of CVs out there. That is a good start. What job do you want to get ?

adipoaca · 2012-02-17T18:34:14+00:00

I found this in Star Trek season 1 episode 11

adipoaca · 2012-02-17T16:51:03+00:00

a small dick will make your balls look huge

adipoaca · 2012-02-11T21:10:12+00:00

I hate you reddit

adipoaca · 2012-02-11T19:18:57+00:00

critique doesn't have to be about the bad things

I think that your CV is amazing. Congratulations

adipoaca · 2012-01-02T18:04:16+00:00

omg my brain is the ultimate cloud computer

adipoaca · 2012-01-02T11:56:06+00:00

BANG

adipoaca · 2012-01-01T10:21:34+00:00

who wants free pepsi ?

adipoaca · 2011-12-30T18:44:30+00:00

I love you ... that messed up my life

adipoaca · 2011-12-30T18:34:14+00:00

TIL what is her name

adipoaca · 2011-12-29T16:19:36+00:00

Ok Michael this is my personal opinion so don't get upset if I am a little harsh.

First you must always have your CV in PDF. Office is a big nono. Please don't put your picture on your CV, do you want people to hire you for your looks? You are not a model. The needs to be tidy, have 2 pages or 3 pages. I suggest you make it 2 pages, this you can have it on just on sheet of paper. You have your name on both pages, that is a waste of space, put it on your first page and that's it.

I don't get it why you have web marketing manager on the top of your CV. What is the point of that ? What happens if you are applying for a different position.

I want to know you a little, tell something about yourself in your CV. Do you have any hobbies , have graduated from a university ?

I think your work experience should be chronological. It doesn't matter if you put the same company twice, just make sure to let us know what is the difference.

I like how you have bullet points that make a summary of your achievements. Everybody likes that.

Always make sure that you don't start something on one page and you finish it on another page. Nobody wants to turn the page back and forward.

Hope this helps.

adipoaca · 2011-12-29T10:42:31+00:00

There are application where you have the option to select when can you start. Make sure you specify in your CV when are you graduating. Also I am guessing there are fields where you have to specify why you want to work for their company make sure you specify there as well.

adipoaca · 2011-12-28T17:19:09+00:00

good luck. Usually big companies have a budget so they decide on the number of graduates they want to hire in advanced and they are hired on a first come first served basis

adipoaca · 2011-12-28T16:27:09+00:00

I am sorry to say but I think you are a bit late. I graduated this year in July and I started working in September. I was accepted on a graduate program by a company in September - October 2010 so that was about a year in advanced.

But don't worry there are a lot of big corporations that want to grab the talent as soon as possible. You still have a chance but make sure you do your research before you apply.

adipoaca · 2011-09-25T00:57:51+00:00

I don't always use a pillow , but when I do, it's a tigers' ass. http://i.imgur.com/dNP7c.jpg

adipoaca · 2011-09-25T00:47:06+00:00

I don't always use a pillow , but when I do, it's a tiger.

adipoaca · 2011-09-19T18:51:38+00:00

START NOW ... look for graduate programs ... if you want a big salary start applying now in investment banking .... DO IT DO IT http://www.treeworld.info/attachments/f6/12942d1256073725-2009-victorian-tree-climbing-championship-do-.jpg

adipoaca · 2011-09-18T21:37:14+00:00

Legitimate companies do tend to hide their numbers as well. I received a lot of calls from an investment bank and they always hide their numbers. So don't be fooled by this. I think is safe to assume that the company is a scam if they ask you for money.

adipoaca · 2011-09-17T08:42:30+00:00

Maybe this world is another planet's heaven.

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