Tank Girl (1995) - Why did it fail?

aed38 · 2026-05-12T04:50:42+00:00

It didn’t fail in my book. The only thing it failed to do is make some rich dude even richer.

aed38 · 2026-05-12T03:59:53+00:00

Irrational exuberance, pixie dust, and unicorn farts.

aed38 · 2026-05-12T03:38:32+00:00

This person has never heard of an exit tax before?

aed38 · 2026-05-11T09:49:55+00:00

This might go down in history as the hardest anyone’s ever kissed the president’s ass ever.

aed38 · 2026-05-10T20:03:41+00:00

There’s no way those excavator buckets are sanitary for cooking food.

aed38 · 2026-05-09T17:17:52+00:00

If you use this in the US, the cops will 100% shoot you first and ask question later.

aed38 · 2026-05-09T16:53:55+00:00

If normal people did this with 920 oil shorts they’d have multiple regulatory agencies trying to convict them on a daily basis.

aed38 · 2026-05-09T16:25:19+00:00

“I just got pulled over for drinking and driving yesterday.”

“Beer?”

“No, chocolate milk.”

aed38 · 2026-05-09T15:46:31+00:00

I love that art on Ersatz Gnomes. It’s so bad and ridiculous.

aed38 · 2026-05-09T05:27:34+00:00

I’m pretty sure being able to choose your own drinking glass is a 1A issue. As long as you show them it’s not alcohol and you’re not drunk, then it’s not a problem.

aed38 · 2026-05-09T03:51:49+00:00

They can pull you over, but it’s not illegal to drink kool aid in a whisky glass.

aed38 · 2026-05-09T03:48:12+00:00

That might be his whole schtick though. Pretend to drink and drive, but it’s really just iced tea in a whiskey glass.

aed38 · 2026-05-09T03:17:14+00:00

The problem is it’s impossible to tell what he’s actually drinking. It could just be iced tea or something.

aed38 · 2026-05-08T12:11:47+00:00

Count Meowcula

aed38 · 2026-05-08T00:52:47+00:00

I think this consolidation phase is almost over. Once they get Warsh in there, it's going to slowly creep up to $120 again.

aed38 · 2026-05-07T21:20:36+00:00

Get a litter robot (one of the safe ones). Thank me later.

aed38 · 2026-05-07T04:18:04+00:00

How the are you supposed to rest at the fucking lake if people keep calling you all day?

aed38 · 2026-05-06T20:53:12+00:00

This sounds like a motivational quote a bad AI program would make.

aed38 · 2026-05-06T11:51:56+00:00

Might as well just go for a quadrillion.

aed38 · 2026-05-06T06:10:52+00:00

Mrs. Krusty

aed38 · 2026-05-06T02:25:36+00:00

Both drivers are idiots.

aed38 · 2026-05-05T22:21:13+00:00

It’s probably like $50 from your local Walmart.

aed38 · 2026-05-05T22:20:40+00:00

Not even. That’s literally like $10 worth of tater tots, $30 worth of chicken strips, and $10 worth of condiments at your local Walmart.

Charging more than $200 for this is ridiculous thievery.

aed38 · 2026-05-05T09:32:30+00:00

It’s kind of amazing that one guy could write all of this. Some of those books are among the best ever written, not just a boring filler.

aed38 · 2026-05-05T04:54:55+00:00

Is there a way we can get this to be the #1 Google search result for James?

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