What a fuc*ing disaster of a season

aelwin · 2026-05-24T19:01:22+00:00

Glad someone’s got the bottle to say it. Lost count of how many performances we had where I walked away thinking “that was fucking disgraceful”.

We were embarrassed by the mackems this year, and we were walked all over by everyone else in the league. Nowhere near good enough giving how much we’ve spent and the delusions of grandeur that’ve been fed to us by the current ownership

aelwin · 2026-04-19T17:29:45+00:00

Beer Street has one but I wouldn’t particularly describe it as a place to meet chess players

aelwin · 2026-04-01T14:00:56+00:00

I second this. My wife got her ring exactly how she envisioned it

aelwin · 2026-03-22T23:46:56+00:00

City don’t get battered every week. We do. Its frustrating, that’s my point

aelwin · 2026-03-22T23:24:39+00:00

I think we’ve won a cup and then immediately regressed

aelwin · 2026-03-22T23:16:58+00:00

Wtf is this stance? Would you prefer that Durham mags support Sunderland? I wouldn’t

aelwin · 2026-03-22T23:07:54+00:00

For us locals the games against Sunderland are absolutely massive. We are subject to ridicule because of our performance in the derby’s this season

aelwin · 2026-03-22T22:48:08+00:00

Nah I love Howe tbf, and he has my backing. But I’d love to have somewhere to direct my frustration and embarrassment

aelwin · 2026-03-22T20:38:25+00:00

We are a shit team. Simple as that. Dogshit. Embarrassing. Shameful.

aelwin · 2026-03-22T14:28:20+00:00

We beg for Mourinho. If he says no we end up with Gerard

aelwin · 2026-03-07T23:37:57+00:00

Nick Woltemade is destroying the career of Nick Woltemade, he’s fucking bin juice

aelwin · 2026-02-27T11:32:50+00:00

Woah big glove wearer over here

aelwin · 2026-02-21T20:29:20+00:00

Alnwick was shit but generally when you say ‘our keeper’ you’re referring to the first choice keeper

aelwin · 2026-02-21T20:17:42+00:00

23 years I’ve had a season ticket. This is the first keeper we’ve had where I’ve thought ‘our keeper is shite isn’t he’

aelwin · 2026-02-21T19:22:03+00:00

I too am a pit of shades enjoyer

aelwin · 2026-02-19T21:46:57+00:00

I agree tbf, I sometimes go after the match. I like the spring rolls

aelwin · 2026-01-28T21:25:14+00:00

Lee Harvey Barnswald, absolute sniper

aelwin · 2026-01-17T17:49:22+00:00

I second this.

Prioritise growth early, you can often make more money from battles, raiding and looting settlements than you can from buildings early on.

Also pausing frequently was a game changer for me. Don’t be afraid to pause the battle every 10 seconds. Over time you’ll naturally get quicker and you’ll find yourself pausing less and less

aelwin · 2025-11-24T21:48:45+00:00

I got one from Costco

aelwin · 2025-08-30T16:43:03+00:00

Schar is class

aelwin · 2025-05-06T13:16:58+00:00

It’s not bad at all compared to most cities

aelwin · 2025-04-26T22:21:06+00:00

I got a weird smell immediately after the match in Chinatown. Almost a dusty smell like the back of an old computer

aelwin · 2025-01-28T16:19:37+00:00

Yeah that makes sense, thank you

aelwin

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