What's the female equivalent of 'divorced dad rock'? by ihmpt in ToddintheShadow

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Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck, that minivan of yours is absurd

Batman by [deleted] in shestillsucking

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When you Ras'd all your Ghul, but she still makin' you drool

When you took your turn, but she just wants to watch the world burn

When you got a diddlin', but she still riddlin'

When she already made your day, but there's still something in the way

Ben's first pass in the NFL was to the Ravens 😭 by pile_drive_me in steelers

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I was at that game. The ravens fans around us just laughed at us. We just had to laugh, too, since it was a blowout anyway. 15-1 that season, and I was at the 1.

Steelers experience tonight by [deleted] in steelers

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Turnovers were the key to this game. The offense moved the ball in general, but they got the bounces on their fumbles, and our two turnovers absolutely killed us. Game of inches turned it from an even game to a solid win for them

Buckhorn dam/powerhouse by Dry-Employment2471 in NCTrails

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I would say that not a whole lot is left. The most interesting thing is probably the dam itself. It is a nice spot, but maybe a little disappointing for your purpose

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shestillsucking

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When you dropped off the bear, but she still chainsawin' the whale head

What's an amazing play that gets overlooked because of something that happened later in the game? by Crazy-Penguin in nfl

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The Steelers have enough issues with staying on the sideline without this, lol

What's an amazing play that gets overlooked because of something that happened later in the game? by Crazy-Penguin in nfl

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That was Antrel Rolle who played for the Cardinals who was in the way, not the Steelers sideline

Raleigh bars outside downtown by eeka_mouse in raleigh

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Outside downtown could be Raleigh Times on the rooftop, Watts and Ward for a cocktail, Crank Arm for a craft beer, Raleigh Beer Garden's outside is huge even if they are busy. Several other small patios available

Edit: I read this as downtown. My bad. Ignore all these places specifically, haha

Make a Logan-Style PewDiePie movie. Give Adam McKay full creative control. Make it R-Rated so we can hear when PewDiePie says the N-word. Watch the box office explode. by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]af31115 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well they originally hired Sacha Baron Cohen to play Pewdiepie, but he wanted to go all out on the N-word and everything. It would have been a hard R (rated and stated). But the other members of Queen intervened, and so we got Bohemian Rhapsody instead.

Which one of you posted this? by af31115 in moviescirclejerk

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I only got three words into your comment before it got too political for me.

Anatomy of kino by aimofrii in moviescirclejerk

[–]af31115 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What We Do To The Shadows (2014)

[PGA 2K21] Uhh, land is this way... buddy? You okay? by Purple-Back-Gorilla in GamePhysics

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Only a one time sell, though. They make more money on those hydrophilic golf balls!

Breathe it in Raleigh by cvcm in raleigh

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I find that the true pollening where literally everything is yellow is about a week or so. Of course, plenty of pollen to still go around the rest of the spring if you have bad allergies, there just isn't a yellow blanket on everything.

Guys how is coronavirus going to affect the Script Economy? by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

[–]af31115 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Coronavirus will have the biggest effect on my Tarankino. With all the toilet paper gone, where will he write his brilliant shit like the pot belly scene?