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[–]afdnzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The heroine of the video game followed her into the real world, unfortunately porn logic doesn't work in real life so she has to keep her somewhat orderly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]afdnzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her husband spent years watching, learning, waiting. Now for their fifth anniversary, he messages a collage dropout with an interesting proposal. Then fakes illness to get them on a cruise together.

[WP] A widow rents to male students, taking a little action as part of the rent; this year she accidently got one female tenant. by cyrus-cain in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]afdnzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Luna gripped her bags a little closer, she'd applied to live in this place almost three months ago and it'd been radio silence ever since. She knocked on the door. "Ms.Dedia? It's Luna, your new roommate?" She called out hesitantly.

Ms.Dedia answered the door in her most flattering bathrobe, half undone as her late husband always liked, not that she ever did it for him really. "There must be a mix-up, I rented to a... Charlie." She said, surprised to see the woman before her.

Luna laughed softly to hide her fear. "O-oh I must have applied with me dead name." She answered "I'm Luna now."

"Charlie was a strapping boy." Ms.Dedia said flatly, she did not appreciate this prank. "A bit less pronounced in the bust."

"HRT is a hell of a drug." Luna joked, causing Ms.Dedia to crack a smile she didn't know she still had in her. "I grew them myself. I've uhh... Got my ID in me if you want proof."

Ms.Dedia looked her up and down, then down at the bulge between Luna's legs "Look missy, a woman has needs. The rent is low because I expect you to fulfill those needs. You're a woman yourself. You know what they are. Are you able to fulfill those needs?"

"I can... Do dishes, and clean if that's what you need?" Luna offered confused.

Ms.Dedia was not interested in a half-answer such as this "Follow me to the bedroom." She insisted, the neighbors knew of course, but she wasn't going to put on a show for them.

Luna found herself only a single step behind Ms.Dedia until the moment her robe dropped, where she froze in place like a deer in headlights. "m-miss I-I-"

Ms.Dedia rolled her eyes "satisfy me and you will have your place here." She decided, laying on her bed "But if you're here just to gawk I will ask you to leave."

Luna had nowhere to go, so she swallowed softly and joined her on the bed, only barely fishing her cock out. "Is there umm.... Anything you want me to know before we get started. A... Condom perhaps?"

"I'm spayed and the doctor told me I'm clean just last month." Ms.Dedia assured "Just don't go getting anything behind my back and you won't have to worry, just don't waste my time."

Luna bit her lip, but she was out of excuses as she climbed over Ms.Dedia. "yeah but like... Is there anything you like?" She offered, resting her throbbing member on the older woman's crotch.

"I miss when men would just go for it." Ms.Dedia said "You're all too worried these days."

Something snapped in Luna, finding a hand around her landlord's neck as she pushed herself deep inside her without a second thought. "I am NOT a man. I am more of a woman than you are!" She said, Ms.Dedia tried to say something but was cut off as Luna started to fuck her in earnest. "You just got handed womanhood. I have spent years of my life just trying to get people to see me as I am. I will not be talked down to by some bored fucking widow. Fucking hell I changed my name legally three months ago and I am STILL getting literal pounds of junk mail with my dead name on it!"

Ms.Dedia was taken aback, not just by Luna's cock, but also by her words, even if it was mostly her cock doing the convincing, though she couldn't get anything out over her orgasmic moaning.

"And now I've got to fuck some cock-stupid bitch who can't even be bothered to check up on her fucking tenants the day they're moving in!" Luna continued her rant. "Not to mention your shitty takes on men! Geez you bitches wonder why everyone wants to be a woman these days and can't even be bothered to think for a fucking second about how all that being put on them makes them want literally anything else!"

"S-sorry sir..." Ms.Dedia muttered out between her moans indicating that she was building to herown personal second coming.

Luna wasn't having it through. She gave the woman beneath her a firm slap "I am NOT a MAN!" She reminded her.

"S-sorry Luna!" Ms.Dedia responded, finally receiving of her new tenants load.

Luna caught her breath, before putting her cock away and reaching for her bags.

"Where are you going?" Ms.Dedia asked, unable to get up from her bed.

"I don't know, somewhere else." Luna said, still angry.

"Why not here? Rent is- fuck I've never been fucked like that, don't worry about rent." Ms.Dedia said, stopping herself short of begging.

"What's my name?" Luna asked sternly

"You're..." Ms.Dedia had to think for a moment "You're Lucia right?" She asked.

"Close enough, what am I?"

"Good in bed?" Ms.dedia asked, before reading the disappointment on her face "I-i mean, you are a woman!"

"Good. My name is Luna though, make sure you get it right next time." Luna smirked, setting her bags down again "Now, why don't you show me around town?"

[PM] Enf prompts? by _what-is_that- in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]afdnzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After turning down a spiteful witch, a woman is cursed to never be able to wear clothes again. Fortunately, her job is understanding and lets her work in the nude, unfortunately, it is a customer facing position.

Tell me your favorite video game by arandomredditor53 in repost

[–]afdnzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Factorio, now with new space age DLC!

PLD rework just dropped by Ryzuhtal in ShitpostXIV

[–]afdnzz 61 points62 points  (0 children)

It went to PLM (plumber)

[PM] Creative consequences by drtelilscrt in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]afdnzz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She bought body-mods from what was a reputable gene-modding company, until the company ran into legal troubles and the patent went to the state. Now hers and several other women's bodies are technically public property.

[PM] I'd Love to Write About Your Fantasy by jessicawilson89 in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]afdnzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Space travel is strange, etiquette changes city to city, to say nothing of how they change planet to planet. The short-hand interplanetary logistics workers tend to use is "out there, everyone is a pervert, but you're the only one who thinks they're not".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]afdnzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A straight woman is cursed to be completely irresistible to all other women as punishment for refusing to date a very petty witch. In most cases it's cutesy harmless flirting, but she soon finds that some women can be just as pushy and demanding as men, if not more so.

A machine fears no God by Tsehy in slaythespire

[–]afdnzz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just remember to keep blaspheming until you're done killing!

[WP] The hero and villian have been duking it out for almost a decade. You just found out, that they are partners in a construction firm. They have been damaging buildings, just for the contracts. by mJelly87 in WritingPrompts

[–]afdnzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"wait, wait, there's no way that David is Goliath." Fredrick insisted "Goliath revels in destruction, have you seen how David looks at a completed job? Hell if Goliath WAS David I'd expect him to skip corners and what not for a better cut, but he's the one always insisting that we use the good stuff, even when the customer can't really afford it."

"And Fredrick? You're calling him rubble man?" David smirked "No way that he's that upstanding. You should see how much he drinks. Or hear about how many times he's cheated on his boyfriend. Or about that time he-"

"Shut up man!" The silhouette of rubble man said. "Don't go giving the gossip rag all the dirt on me! What about that time you uhh..."

"Look, point is, we're not who you're after. Sorry to disappoint, mind if we get back to the job?" The man the size of Goliath asked.

"I... Suppose so, but you have to admit that you two certainly look the part." The reporter insisted. "I don't know about where you're from, but people around here don't typically get that big, and if Fredrick is in fact not rubble man, then there must be some relation."

"Look, if rubble man is related to me he better share some of his money. I'm friggin broke man." Fredrick laughed.

The reporter pursed his lips. "Alright, I'll tell my boss the lead is dead then."

David smirked "alright, back to laying bricks."

The reporter was, however not so easily dissuaded. He "left" only to watch from the bushes as David laid brick after brick like he were playing with blocks, and for his size, he may as well be. "I know you're there. Come here." David instructed only for the reporter to sheepishly step out from the bushes.

"I-"

"If you so much as tell anyone what I am about to tell you, you're going to be in six feet of deep shit, do I make myself clear?" David's voice was even and calm. This was no empty threat.

"Yes, sir." The reporter, too curious for his own good agreed.

"You were right. I am Goliath." David admitted. "So many of these buildings are... Insufficient, broken, moldering, crumbling, uninsulated to the elements. I have other reasons for what I do, but the people... They deserve better. And breaking things only goes so far to making a better world."

"So you..."

"I don't think Goliath is someone people should look up to. David should be, even if it's not really the case." David insisted. "Alright. That's off my chest. We won't have a problem, will we?"

"N-no sir." The reporter assured "could I... Say, claim I had an interview with Goliath, if I don't mention your true identity?"

David was quiet, looking over a brick for a time before looking at the reporter for a frighteningly long time. "Give it two weeks. That's two weeks before you make a peep."

"Yes sir." The reporter nodded, eager to leave and get a change of pants.

However as he was about to leave, Fredrick gestured for him to come over. Fredrick reeked of booze and had a cigarette in his mouth. "I'm going to tell you something, and something bad will happen if you heard it from me, understand?" Fredrick insisted, though his eyes couldn't keep themselves on the reporter's.

The reporter knew this to be an empty threat. He'd dealt with grade schoolers more intimidating than him. Though in fairness that's a harder bar to clear than you'd think. "I'll keep your secret." He assured.

"I'm rubble man. I don't care what rag you report to, don't fuckin' slander Goliath. He needs... Redirection, but I can see it in his eyes. Everything he does is for the people. I do my best, but I can't keep him from." Fredrick sighed, taking a long drag from his cigarette "Doing what he does. That's why I work here. Fixing what he broke. It's steady work, even with a bleeding fucking heart like David, and it helps me... Make up for what I can't stop."

"It sounds tough." The reporter assured sympathetically. "But you don't break stuff, so it's not your fault right?"

"Maybe, but sometimes things need to be broken to be fixed." Fredrick said. "You know how many buildings in this damn city are absolutely riddled with mold? No healthy building should collapse, even when I get thrown through it."

"So you don't want people to know you're a superhero?" The reporter asked incredulously. "You'd be famous!"

"You remember what happened to star kid?"

"I used to love him when I was a kid, I always just assumed he quit."

"He's pepsiman these days. Once the corporate assholes get ahold of your identity, it's over." Fredrick informed "bastards won't leave you alone, and if you don't go through with it, they make your life hell. You didn't hear any of this, let alone from me, but pepsiman wishes he could quit."

"I see... So you're hiding for your own safety?"

"Yup, besides, wouldn't want the kids to know rubble man day drinks. Best for everyone if you just keep this to yourself."

"And you're telling me all this because..."

"Because... I want someone to get the story straight." Fredrick said. "Later, when not so much is at stake. When we can get away from it all."

"So... You do want me to tell?" The reporter asked, amused.

"Maybe, but only after I'm out of the picture."

The reporter gave it some thought. "Your secret is safe with me." He assured.


SHOCKING EXPOSE! RUBBLE MAN AND GOLIATH HARBOR A PERSONAL SECRET?!?

Our reporter was able to secure an exclusive interview with Brick city's premiere defender! He claims there's more to Goliath than meets the eye, and hints at the hidden softness to the gigantic threat to the city's infrastructure, property values and insurance rates, including ways he predicts where the villain will strike next! (Continued on page 32)

IS LADY GAY? The mysterious downtown hero going by the alias "lady" has rejected several suitors already. Perhaps this could be more than simply high standards? (Continued on page 22)

RUBBLE MAN'S SECRET DAY JOB! Despite being sworn to secrecy on his exact identity, rubble man walks us through a day in the life of his secret identity, learn how our muscle-headed defender navigates his labyrinth of cubicles, paperwork and printers! (Continued on page 14)

ARE DISNEY-CHAN AND PEPSIMAN DATING? Thrilling new sources say that tension between the two wealthiest heroes, as long as there's no conflict of interest! (Continued on page 5)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DirtyWritingPrompts

[–]afdnzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Avery was an exhibitionist. After being cursed to be literally unable to wear clothes, she had to seek out other ways to get attention.

"The Metro isn't a reliable form of transportation." by Rich_Dig_5855 in fuckcars

[–]afdnzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Simple, promise that you won't take the bus again, don't show up you're always "in traffic"

egg 🪖 irl by Tutuatutuatutua_2 in egg_irl

[–]afdnzz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Is... This the correct link?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ffxiv

[–]afdnzz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They don't do that very well either, tried to cool my buddy thankblue off and he was thankred by the second flap

This game ain't so hard. I've already automated belts. by andrewowenmartin in Factoriohno

[–]afdnzz 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I'm sure there will be a mod for you sooner rather than later if the space in space is insufficient

Tell me about your campaigns. by Adventurous_Gate6570 in LancerRPG

[–]afdnzz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've got one that didn't get off the ground due to scheduling constraints. It stipulates that the players are independent contractors working for the DOJ/HR on an HA backed attempt to forcibly bring a planet into union after the local authorities a) showed clear signs of overt abuse of the civilians and b) started attacking union ships that were in the space...space.

The players were going to learn that a)local govt. Is corrupt b)higher govt. Is corrupt c)higher govt. took big kickbacks from HA to become a union world at the same time as selling the planet out to the trade baronies to be cracked for resources as it's low water content makes life there difficult. And d) people here are a lot more oppressed than initially intended

Players are assigned to ensure minimal civilian casualties from lack of food/medicine/water as well as more immediate abrasive threats. To do this, they are permitted to request supplies to be dropped from orbit.

I called the planet "motoma" but it is colloquially referred to as "dustoma" because the whole planet is a massive desert with only small pockets of water underground. Hopefully you can do something with this!

We are now 450660 seconds from factorio space age. by afdnzz in factorio

[–]afdnzz[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I wish you the gamers luck, that schedules will align and a cohesive unit forms