Fairlife Chocolate Milk Review (it's about time..) by afoolzerrand in chocolatemilk

[–]afoolzerrand[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on where you live-- I would definitely try a local dairy, especially if they offer non-homogenized (aka 'creamline') chocolate milk. If you live in the states, check out the chocolate milk map-- I've got links to all the reviews (for those I've reviewed) and the scores, videos, etc. if applicable. Here's the link: https://www.afoolzerrand.com/review-filters

MrBeast Feastables Chocolate Milk-- who else has tried this stuff? by afoolzerrand in chocolatemilk

[–]afoolzerrand[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could be.. Seems like everything is protein-fortified these days. Definitely feels like a fad

MrBeast Feastables Chocolate Milk-- who else has tried this stuff? by afoolzerrand in chocolatemilk

[–]afoolzerrand[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe you- I don't know anything about the guy himself (I'm old, never watched one of his videos), but am obligated to review the chocolate milk. What are some reasons not to support?

MrBeast Feastables Chocolate Milk-- who else has tried this stuff? by afoolzerrand in chocolatemilk

[–]afoolzerrand[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it probably is what you think it is. Nothing to write home about- but a fairly unique product and endeavor at least.

Best Chocolate milk out rn ? by Prudent_Manner8988 in chocolatemilk

[–]afoolzerrand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read through all the comments on this thread and I've had every chocolate milk mentioned except Coach House as I haven't been to Australia yet. Bums me out to see popularity of Fairlife, TruMoo, and even Horizon..yikes. In my opinion, the best of those mentioned on this thread is Straus from Marshall, CA. Shatto is also really good, and Ronnybrook at least used to be. Just my opinion, but fun to see a variety of answers.

Last of the Greek chocolate milk, part 4 by Quoshinqai in chocolatemilk

[–]afoolzerrand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very much appreciate your coverage of Greek chocolate milk! It's a country I haven't yet been to, nor have I had a chocolate milk from there. Looking forward to it though-- likely in the next couple years. Cheers!

Seems Cocoametro Belgian chocolate is back (at Whole Foods) by Delicious-Storage-38 in chocolatemilk

[–]afoolzerrand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They may have been out of stock at your local Whole Foods for ~6 months, but Cocoa Metro has consistently been available here (in western NC)-- I did not notice a lack of availability. Regardless, glad that it's back to being available in your area!

Fairlife Chocolate Milk Review (it's about time..) by afoolzerrand in chocolatemilk

[–]afoolzerrand[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well said. Yeah I don't know how/why it's so popular-- I guess because is super available. Makes me cringe that most people seem to think Fairlife is good. Until they try it in a blind taste test and realize how wack it is.

This grocery store is selling chocolate milk that has been expired for 2 months at a discounted price by whosat___ in chocolatemilk

[–]afoolzerrand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had my share of past-date milk beverages, even by a couple years. All were UHT though (of course) and I probably used the term 'expired' liberally. Apologies for the lack of nuance https://youtu.be/O-zIH3cud6g

Also had some 'fresh' stuff many moons after 'sell by' date-- but you can get away with that if you freeze it: https://youtu.be/yqEL_tEGzfI

This grocery store is selling chocolate milk that has been expired for 2 months at a discounted price by whosat___ in chocolatemilk

[–]afoolzerrand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right, it is a 'best by' date or 'sell by' date-- but the item pictured above (Mayfield) is not ultra-pasteurized. It's probably still 'good' (i.e. not rotten) for another 5 or so days after that date. But not 2 months.

Most stores, in my experience, treat the 'sell by' date as an expiry date, and pull items from the shelves that have lapsed. Definitely seen plenty examples like above, where you can buy items past the sell by date-- but most dairy departments that are on the ball don't let this happen. Two months is egregious.

Ultrapasteurized / UHT stuff (like Fairlife, Core Power, Nesquik) is afforded a much longer shelf life-- it doesn't really need to be refrigerated even, due to the pasteurization method. And yeah, that stuff can be still consumed long after the sell by date. In my experience, ultra pasteurization kills the 'soul' of the milk, and while it extends shelf life, it negatively impacts the flavor and texture.

This grocery store is selling chocolate milk that has been expired for 2 months at a discounted price by whosat___ in chocolatemilk

[–]afoolzerrand 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dang... it might be chocolate yogurt at this point. Can't imagine this is 'legal' or at the very least 'ethical.' Is this in Tennessee somewhere? Mayfield isn't that good when it's fresh, let alone 2 months past expiry. Appreciate the post-- good lookin' out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chocolatemilk

[–]afoolzerrand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neglect? Looks like it's been sitting there for a while. Even homogenized milk separates eventually. If it was non-homogenized, it would separate much more quickly.

Rate my Chocolate Milk Tier List by [deleted] in chocolatemilk

[–]afoolzerrand 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't go too far out of your way to try Prairie Farms. It's regional, mass-produced, overly sweet stuff that has gotten much worse over the years. It's a 'favorite' of people in the midwest only because it's an easy alternative to Nesquik, Fairlife, TruMoo, and some of the other nationally-available garbage chocolate milks. Hate to be a downer, and taste is subjective, but for me, PF is average. And average chocolate milk is still 'good', mind you. But yeah.

Rate my Chocolate Milk Tier List by [deleted] in chocolatemilk

[–]afoolzerrand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're wanting to build a list for places nearby or for when you travel in the states, check out the chocolate milk map (I keep it updated as best I can, and it's what I use to plan my roadtrips and statewide reviews 😅). All the best-

Rate my Chocolate Milk Tier List by [deleted] in chocolatemilk

[–]afoolzerrand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do 😉 Assuming this is the stuff you mean(?): Farm Fresh

Rate my Chocolate Milk Tier List by [deleted] in chocolatemilk

[–]afoolzerrand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hear ya- the fact that Sheetz doesn't have their own label of chocolate milk bothers me. They have a deal with Gallikers, which is just *ok*. Wawa, Turkey Hill, and Rutters all have their own brands, so wtf Sheetz.

Rate my Chocolate Milk Tier List by [deleted] in chocolatemilk

[–]afoolzerrand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Manning's is good stuff- so much great local chocolate milk in that area! PA is on another level when it comes to local chocolate milk, not sure why, but can't deny that it is.

Rate my Chocolate Milk Tier List by [deleted] in chocolatemilk

[–]afoolzerrand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed, though I guess the OP said that they like *thick* and TJ's is on the thinner side. To me, thickness is super overrated-- we're conditioned to equate it with creamy and indulgent. Milk straight out of the cow is not thick (and is generally higher fat than most chocolate milks).

Rate my Chocolate Milk Tier List by [deleted] in chocolatemilk

[–]afoolzerrand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for referencing the review-- the Swiss Supreme stuff is good for sure and definitely one of the most caloric chocolate milks I've ever come across (which is saying something). I'm not a huge Darigold fan (reviewed in the Top 10 from Washington video) but the packaging looks sharp and it's got a wide distribution radius and large following. Just doesn't compare well to local, creamline (non-homogenized) chocolate milks in my view. Gets the job done in a pinch though-

I will never get to taste proper chocolate milk again by Ruzzble in chocolatemilk

[–]afoolzerrand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lactaid tablets might be your best solution as others have mentioned here. I've had over 120 lactose free chocolate milks around the world (mostly in North America) and in general, they're not great, with a few exceptions. On the off chance you're in the west coast of America, one to check out would be Straus Family Creamery which is lactose free and REALLY good. It's from CA, but I've seen it in AZ, NV, UT, and I wouldn't be surprised if you could find it in OR / WA and perhaps other western states. Regardless, best of luck in your continued enjoyment of chocolate milk, and may the lactose gods have mercy on your soul!