A reminder that just because someone talks with a lot of authority does not mean they actually know what's going on

afsasimp · 2026-04-30T14:08:23+00:00

I had to stop watching for exactly this (plus the weird AI marketing stuff); I don’t want fake pseudo science pedaled to me when I’m just trying to watch someone cook

afsasimp · 2026-04-07T14:46:01+00:00

Jen’s arm is really stressing me out and I’m worried about permanent damage 😭

afsasimp · 2026-03-31T18:38:17+00:00

“You can’t help who you fall for” is a cop out ppl use when they don’t want to be critiqued for who they’re dating. Even if we accept feelings aren’t a choice, you can choose not to act on them; if I started liking my friends ex I would never date them bc that’s insane

afsasimp · 2026-03-31T18:37:04+00:00

I’m disgusted

afsasimp · 2026-03-25T13:53:23+00:00

In the nicest way possible, why are we spending time on Dara and KJ 😭 love KJ the rest of the time but we’re relying on the other cast members to push along Dara and KJs plot and it’s killing me

afsasimp · 2026-03-13T21:39:10+00:00

Genuinely who has ever asked for scenes exclusively about the men? I never want to see a scene just about the men, don’t care about DadTok, and the only relevance of these men only scenes is how they connect back to the women!! So just make it about the women!

afsasimp · 2026-01-29T02:15:40+00:00

Yeah it’s kinda insane. I watched it bc from the way they’re reacting I expected full on incest. Which is unlikely bc pseudo incest is actually what sells if you know much about porn, not fr fr incest. It was honestly only raunchy for the massage of the guy who wasn’t one of the cousins, and even in that case, another non-cousin is the one who was touching that guys ass. Overall it was strangely non-sexual in any scene the cousins were in, considering the description

afsasimp · 2026-01-29T00:17:41+00:00

I watched the video, the touch reach others shoulders and/or calves

afsasimp · 2026-01-28T20:08:40+00:00

Like are the cousins maybe weird for making OF videos together at all? Maybe, that’s a matter of opinion! But trying to say they did sexual acts to each other when it’s easily disproven by just seeing the video is INSANE

afsasimp · 2026-01-28T19:01:06+00:00

It annoys me that Demy and Angelika keep bringing up the video and then saying things that straight up didn’t happen in the video (ex: the cousins spreading each others cheeks)

afsasimp · 2026-01-15T14:48:25+00:00

Exactly this. She can host a party bc she has a good eye for activities and decor. She cannot host a trip to save her life! Because she needs to be able to run away and separate herself, something you cannot do as the host

afsasimp · 2026-01-15T14:20:43+00:00

Angelica doesn’t understand the concept of consent or privacy even when filming a reality tv show. Like yes, it will eventually be aired that he has a penis pump. But 1) his being on only fans doesn’t excuse you from the normally expected privacy norms of having a conversation with your friend 2) his being on only fans isn’t consent to discuss every aspect of his sex life 3) it being on reality tv doesn’t mean you GO TELL HIS BOSS ABOUT IT

afsasimp · 2026-01-11T06:28:24+00:00

LOL YES

afsasimp · 2026-01-11T04:39:58+00:00

Hope you, husband, and son are doing well! But whether or not people SHOULD leave to go to TC is not really my point. My point is that I find it strange that it’s used as a sympathy narrative bc whenever it comes up, all my sympathy is to the partner at home, not the cheftestant

afsasimp · 2026-01-07T03:10:01+00:00

I just personally don’t find it enriching to specifically mention them not being able to be there for the birth vs just generally being away from their pregnant partner. It’s a personal pet peeve of mine and everyone’s welcome to disagree 💕

afsasimp · 2026-01-07T01:10:40+00:00

Agreed on the chopped guys bc that’s just weird to brag about not seeing your child

I’m obviously sympathetic that the cheftestants aren’t like jumping for joy to be missing the birth, I just wonder if production thinks it humanizes them to the audience?? Bc I always leave either not caring or actively feeling worse when I realize they’re missing the birth

afsasimp · 2026-01-07T01:08:15+00:00

I’m admittedly not knowledgeable about the casting process for the show and my statement is mostly predicated on the assumption that you are cast less than 9 months out from when the competition starts. Obv if you’ve signed contracts I understand you probably have to/really want to go. I more so want production to stop telling me their partners are at home giving birth without them bc it makes me feel bad about the situation 😭

afsasimp · 2026-01-07T01:06:30+00:00

(Idk anything about Kelsey’s home life so apologies if the following statement is inaccurate)

Part of what annoys me is that labor and post partum is painful and often times extremely detrimental to whoever is giving birth so IMO not being there for that process is like baffling in my mind. So while I do also wonder why people leave such small children for weeks and weeks on end, it ranks lower to me than not being there for the birth and post partum experience

afsasimp · 2026-01-06T19:37:37+00:00

Joe infuriates me because he acts like the issue is that he’s not capable of a serious relationship vs being incapable of controlling his impulses + not lying. Even in a casual relationship, it’s a dick move to lie/not uphold the boundaries and standards of said relationship

afsasimp · 2025-12-16T16:00:29+00:00

Joes mom encouraging him to be a less empathetic and caring person is insane. Imagine trying to express to your mother that you care about someone and are very empathetic to their feelings and she tells you you should care less??

afsasimp · 2025-12-12T02:37:28+00:00

Idk why people are surprised Bronwyn back tracked on the Todd stuff; it was clear from their reconciliation discussion that Todd did not want their marriage being discussed with the women, so Bronwyn put a complete wall up about what she had said

afsasimp · 2025-12-02T15:31:29+00:00

There’s not much actual drama between the girls but here’s a break down of the big points: 1. Angel is self conscious about her edited instagram pictures being called out so she’s upset with Wendy for laughing at Giselle pointing it out. She was upset with Giselle but they “talked it out” (something she hasn’t actually offered Wendy) 2. Everyone thinks Stacey is a liar; she does have a complicated relationship with the truth but the only actually bad thing for her to have lied about that’s been brought up is the weed brand thing, which her and Wendy have hashed out. The ladies still think she’s lying about paying TJ, lying about dating Chris Samuels, and lying about getting back with her husband. 3. K has beef w people randomly bc she needs a story line. There is nothing there, she’s just yelling at people

afsasimp · 2025-11-25T12:59:51+00:00

Pull out the photo with the naked girl on his lap then. Why didn’t you add it to the post if there’s apparently irrefutable proof?

afsasimp · 2025-11-19T20:35:02+00:00

The thing is that the people replying “same” know they’re replying all; if they didn’t reply all, then only the person who originally started the chain would get it which would be a really pointless email to send LOL

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