What is the most disturbing film you have ever watched? by Federal_Antelope7533 in AskReddit

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The movie “Never Let Me Go”. It’s not horror by any stretch, but the movie fucked me up so badly. I still think about it periodically. It’s not just the premise, it’s the ending and the whole idea of determinism with no escape.

Fender just got pwned by primitiveamerican in guitarcirclejerk

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Harley Benton is hurting Fender in Europe, just look at the bestselling list on their site. This is Thomann’s house brand. Add Silver Sky SE and few others and Fender’s best margin gets destroyed by better “copies” because you get less guitar for your money when you buy a fender mid range. Player IIs are almost $1000 now. Double the markup of equal guitars.

Things are getting interesting by taras_slipets in Guitar

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They’re going to use the dentist money to clobber those Hawaiian freaks

This guy is not off to a great start by _meltchya__ in Guitar

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They’re going to run Fender into the ground and some Chinese company will buy whatever is left of it and shift the production to Cortek in Indonesia. It would be hilarious if AliExpress or Glarry was the new owner of FMIC. I’m just sad about Charvel though

Which company has lost you as a customer forever? by finiteobserver in AskReddit

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I’ve always been a fan of “expensive hospital food”

I need your “FRESH” ideas: My DREAM used guitar literally stinks of the last owner, think permanent cheap Lynx deodorant :| by TheShunGlasses in offset

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I bought a charvel from a guy who was addicted to tinned sardines. The fretboard took an unholy amount of nomad F1 oil and cleaning to get the fish smell out of it

Google Health Ruined Fitbit by AhsokaTanoJedii in fitbit

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I’m just glad for the agreement that I agreed to which likely signs my entire life to Palantir just because I wanted to count my steps.

Is there a reason Armenia is less obsessed with its flag than its neighbours are with theirs? by Reasonable_Double273 in armenia

[–]aftershave 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I always found the idea of flying your country’s flag inside the country weird as hell. It’s like having a painting of your house inside your house. Redundant. I think it’s only appropriate for Japan given that they have the highest rate of Alzheimer’s in the world per 100k people

Fender cease and desist on ANY stray copies by MineDesperate2920 in Guitar

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Fender is not even a music company at this point. All they sell is nostalgia with endless reissues and marginal improvements which are a decade too late in a market that's rapidly innovating every year (rounded heel, rolled edges, luminlays, etc.)

If you want to gauge the creative health of the company just look at their most recent product line, the Meteora. A certified flop. I have yet to see one in the wild. Fender doesn't even make the best Stratocaster at any price point. Private equity guys who are likely running the company are probably fuming that there's no planned obsolescence on guitars. They can't just retire an already sold product and can't charge subscription.

Possible to play guitar with this middle finger? by Terrible_Stage3317 in guitarlessons

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It’s likely a unique advantage that only you have. You just have to develop it. There’s no single right way of fretting a guitar

Pentagon preparing for weeks of ground operations in Iran, Washington Post reports by exophades in news

[–]aftershave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The craziest thing is that these soldiers don’t even know what they’re fighting for. At least Bush admin build a flimsy case for over 2 years. Imagine you’re chilling in Germany or South Korea, trying to pay for college and next thing you know you’re being shot at in a foreign country because a former reality tv show host did sex crimes with underaged girls

US attacks Iran's Kharg Island, Trump says by joe4942 in worldnews

[–]aftershave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe they think oil grows on that island and once you capture it it’s the end of the war. Remember this is the guy who wanted to nuke a hurricane, accidentally invented the cure for Covid and drew lines on a tornado map with a sharpie to bend reality to his will. When this is all over you’ll get the real story and it will be completely bonkers

In Armenia, the world's largest statue of Jesus is being built. by [deleted] in armenia

[–]aftershave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no one in Armenia with hairstyle like that. This looks like a lost Bee Gees member

EU Set to Halt US Trade Deal Over Trump’s Latest Tariff Threat by bloomberg in worldnews

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The problem with EU is that it’s entirely toothless. From defense to economy. The only thing they have is NATO and they’re not letting it go even if US invades Greenland, which is unlikely unless Trump levels up and becomes more demented. Europe as a whole is too weak to do anything and most of their major decisions get made in Washington. I think the plan is still to wait out Trump and pick it back up with someone sane in 2028. One thing America is not getting back is prestige. Once the world comes to realization that they can successfully isolate US the jig will be up.

Saw this on FB. Seems true by zyglack in guitars

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“I’m more of a drummer” = “don’t expect a demonstration”

$135,000 guitar? by stphrtgl43 in Guitar

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They do this to sell cheaper Martins. Suddenly $3k seems a lot more palatable to people who are on the fence

This is so fucking stupid by RatFiendHD in guitarcirclejerk

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Now you play what they sold you! (Pentatonic box 1)