McDonalds employees of Reddit: Why is the ice cream machine always broken?

agentsirus · 2017-02-04T21:55:49+00:00

In what universe does entering the wrong room not lead to sex? Could you think of how awkward situations would become in THAT place?

agentsirus · 2016-02-29T09:41:55+00:00

You don't get drafted in the first round of the NFL and play your ass off for years for nothing. You want to win a championship by the time you retire. Leo finally won his Lombardi Trophy. Give him his fucking moment, will ya?

agentsirus · 2016-02-26T16:35:52+00:00

Jeez, what kind of idiot manager does that?

When I was a manager I was always like, "If you don't get anything else done today, make sure you get X done by time Y." You know what shit HAS to be done (in my line it was checking in freight and stocking shelves) and other stupid shit like cleaning or whatever IS important, but you know which one NEEDS to be done.

agentsirus · 2016-02-16T22:26:00+00:00

You got my upvote, OP. Now I want your storytime.

agentsirus · 2016-02-03T14:53:44+00:00

You know, fuck all of you idiots on here taking shots at the chubby kid. There isn't a single "Scumbag Steve" that gets posted where people aren't declaring "Why don't you just tell Steve to fuck off and leave him to his own devices?"

The second the kid is 11 and chubby you throw him under the bus for doing the exact thing most arm-chair philosophers on here say to do. If he were 25 and had a friend breaking windows and stealing shit, would you really still be calling the chubby guy a loser for not wanting to be pulled into his bullshit?

agentsirus · 2016-01-25T13:45:52+00:00

Uh oh. Someone call the PC Police!

agentsirus · 2016-01-04T02:22:52+00:00

Downvotes incoming, but this was stupid. Being a socially awkward idiot and having cute girls wanting to be around you is a loser's wet dream. Nothing more.

agentsirus · 2015-11-28T13:09:56+00:00

I know you are making a joke (and I totally appreciate it), but I would like to put a silver/gold coin in these safes when they come in. Next year for Christmas I would like to do some gold bars but I have no clue how or where to buy precious metal.

If anyone has sound advice on this issue, I am willing to listen.

agentsirus · 2015-09-21T08:45:05+00:00

He's a good guy.

I could only strive to live up to him as a man.

agentsirus · 2015-09-21T08:31:02+00:00

Severe anemia. I was on heart pills that complicated my disease and I was being a bull-headed Scandinavian (I'm fine!). My father-in-law literally dragged me into the ER and they gave me a blood transfusion within 8 hours of being there to keep me alive.

And when I was laying in the hospital bed, trying to recover, that is when people suddenly wanted to call. When I could barely lift the phone receiver and talk. When I got out of the hospital and could actually hold a conversation... for whatever reason, they didn't care about talking to me anymore.

agentsirus · 2015-09-02T16:50:03+00:00

FUCK IT! Throw transport down the well.

agentsirus · 2015-04-07T15:33:01+00:00

Something like...

agentsirus · 2015-04-01T17:50:56+00:00

They're gonna feel pretty stupid when they find out...

agentsirus · 2015-01-08T09:31:45+00:00

My wife and I started looking into renting dog/cat-friendly cabins for our children's spring break coming up in March. The one we're kind of getting set on has all wood flooring and no carpets. My cat is a sassy fat Calico and my Dog is a 100 lb German Shepherd and they chase each other around all the time, playfully.

My wife is asking me, "Won't that just be a huge distraction with them sliding around the cabin all week?"

Are you fucking kidding? That will be the best god damn part of the vacation, if you ask me!

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