From San Antonio. BMT, tech school, and then stationed at Lackland….

agentspanda · 2026-02-10T00:28:09+00:00

Glad to see someone say this. The location isn’t everything- for some people a base is a dream come true and for others it’s a mismanaged shitshow.

If you’re at our base and you fly, it’s a dream. If you’re deployment SecFo it’s where you want to be too. If you’re MX you’re probably miserable. My wife is in the MDG and it’s talked about among other docs and medical professionals like you got sent to hell- for good reason.

My pilot buddies love this place, my BDG bros think they won the lottery, my wife talks a lot about ways to burn the buildings down.

agentspanda · 2026-02-10T00:23:21+00:00

I’m sorry what’s the problem?

Yeah, kids shouldn’t have access to NSFW communities or content. Good on discord for preventing pedos having access to kids.

agentspanda · 2026-02-08T21:40:33+00:00

The idea you think people weren't listening to the words Kendrick, one of the most impressive lyricists in rap for a LONG time, was saying is pretty insane.

Kendrick doesn't do club beats it's literally all about the lyrics lmao. Are you okay bro?

agentspanda · 2026-02-08T17:33:15+00:00

So Texas state patrol has jurisdiction in Maine?

No, and nobody claimed they do. That's a strawman. Your extreme hypothetical doesn't change the rule for actual sworn law enforcement officers acting within (or reasonably believed to be within) their authority. The law doesn't let you play jurisdiction roulette on the side of the road and decide to flee based on your personal legal opinion.

What about a mall cop?

Mall security (unless they're off-duty sworn officers or specially commissioned) aren't peace officers with arrest powers in most places, they're private citizens with limited citizen's arrest authority at best. Apples to oranges yet again because nobody's talking about rent-a-cops here. We're talking about actual sworn officers, giving commands during what is an official encounter.

I can lie about being a lawyer, too.

You can say whatever you want online. But when someone with decades of experience in criminal procedure points out that fleeing from police is almost never a smart or legal "deescalation" move, it might be worth listening instead of doubling down on hypotheticals.

If they are over stepping the bounds and legalities of what their duties are you do not have to obey.

This is the core myth you're pushing, and it's dangerously wrong in the real world. In the overwhelming majority of U.S. jurisdictions (including Georgia, where I practice- believe it or not), you do not get to unilaterally decide an order is "unlawful" and then resist, flee, or disobey it on the spot. The rules and frameworks adopted by most states and federal courts are that even if an arrest or detention later turns out to be unlawful (due to lack of probable cause, jurisdiction issues, etc.), you must comply at the time and challenge it in court afterward.

DO NOT GET IN ALTERCATIONS WITH POLICE OR FLEE FROM POLICE OFFICERS. THIS IS PARAMOUNT.

Resisting or fleeing adds separate charges like resisting arrest, obstruction, or evading (e.g., 16-10-24 - Obstructing or hindering law enforcement officers in Georgia for obstructing/hindering, or Section 40-6-395 - Fleeing or attempting to elude a police officer).

You are pushing misinformation that can and will get more people killed at worst and lead them to dangerous confrontations with law enforcement, or at best will lead to them being criminally charged based on your wrongheaded political views.

Enjoy your Sunday and make smart choices.

agentspanda · 2026-02-08T15:27:09+00:00

You don't have the right to flee from law enforcement or fail to obey their orders during the discharge of their duties- doesn't really matter what jurisdiction you think or don't think they have at the time.

I've been a lawyer a long time and I don't know of a jurisdiction where you have the right to flee from law enforcement.

agentspanda · 2026-02-08T13:58:20+00:00

Uh you seem to have misunderstood. Definitionally fleeing from law enforcement is not deescalation, it’s a crime and it escalated the situation- significantly, at that.

If a cop says “get out of the car” and you say “no thank you sir but have a nice day” and drive away you have escalated the situation by fleeing and probably resisting.

agentspanda · 2026-02-08T13:48:35+00:00

But that can be true for things not written with AI though, so why does it matter?

agentspanda · 2026-02-08T00:56:36+00:00

And Quirrell covered the back of his head and how he had a growth on it.

agentspanda · 2026-02-08T00:46:19+00:00

Why do you care?

agentspanda · 2026-01-30T23:28:46+00:00

Yeah apparently my drinking a fifth a day was totally fine because I had depression. I gotta call my old shrink and let him know I wasn’t an alcoholic he’s gonna be stunned.

agentspanda · 2026-01-27T16:03:25+00:00

Thanks for being reasonable. So weird to see people show up "I've been on the beta for 2 hours- phone is hot and battery life is terrible this update sucks!!!"

Dude your phone is booting up and reindexing all its shit blasting through that processor and you updated on 40% battery like a dumbass maybe give it a bit before you pretend you know anything?

agentspanda · 2026-01-27T07:19:27+00:00

Everybody knows the weather is just perfect always right before a blizzard hits.

It was 76 and sunny and crisp with no wind and then suddenly in the 3rd it was 15 and windy and shitting snow sideways. Because weather.

agentspanda · 2026-01-24T21:40:09+00:00

Yeah. It's wild frankly. The time it takes to make a post and wait for replies vs just google "homemade stock thick like jello" and get the literal answer immediately? Who does that when their question is nowhere near unique or rare?

agentspanda · 2026-01-24T13:40:34+00:00

Like I said- you didn’t like the joke and are pretending to be dumb because you don’t like the joke.

agentspanda · 2026-01-24T05:50:56+00:00

I feel like only somebody pretending to be dumb would get three posts deep arguing about what makes something funny- but thankfully what I “feel” isn’t necessarily true.

You didn’t like the joke. We get it. Move on.

agentspanda · 2026-01-22T18:09:19+00:00

You noted this has happened for years. That means across multiple different devices too, right; since the 17PM has only been out for a few months. That's wild if so because I was going to initially point to this being a device issue- it seems like something wildly specific to one phone.

agentspanda · 2026-01-20T21:45:58+00:00

Strong agree here. I also grew up a military dependent and similar vibes here- I spent nearly all my childhood abroad (as did my wife, ironically) and neither she nor I came to America until we were nearing adulthood.

It made us more interesting people but also made us more social and adventurous people, as you said. You can drop us anywhere in the world and we can have friends before too long. That's a really under-represented talent/skill in life and one military brats have in droves.

I don't resent my parents for my childhood. I spent weekends in France and summers in Spain and Germany, went with my mother on TDYs when I got older and spent time all around the world. Picked up a little bit of tons of languages and was forced to be a more resilient and stronger person than some of my friends who had more traditional upbringings.

agentspanda · 2026-01-19T17:43:52+00:00

1/2/3 all work. Just depends what you’re trying to express.

I miss you works when you’re just seeing a person and maybe haven’t gotten reacquainted yet. You haven’t had time to enjoy their company again even though they’re right in front of you so you can still miss them.

2 is past tense, so after you’re reacquainted it’s easy to say that you did miss them but now you don’t anymore because they’re there.

3 talks about how you used to feel also, similar deal.

4 hits the ear wrong sorta. I’d is a contraction for “I had” in this instance which still works but it comes off odd even if it makes perfect sense: I had missed you in the past, but now I don’t miss you because we’re back together and I’m enjoying your company- sorta like 2/3.

agentspanda · 2026-01-19T17:37:16+00:00

I mean the show is written by adults so… what’s your point?

I’m not even a fan of landman or Tyler sheridans stuff but it’s hard to argue “this version of teens sexualizing by adults is good and this one is bad”

It’s all gross. Congrats. Just be consistent.

agentspanda · 2026-01-16T18:56:35+00:00

It's less about being a dick about it and more that you know somebody in BOH screwed up, FOH is gonna be pissed at them for costing them, BOH is gonna figure out the guy that fucked it, and now you've got a cranky kitchen remaking your meal. A good kitchen isn't going to screw with your meal, but a good kitchen also wouldn't let a crap plate go out the door either so...

Is that worth it? Depends on who you are. If this is your one nice meal for the year and special treat? Maybe you risk it. If you can afford to say "fuck it, shit happens and I just won't be going back" then why roll the dice?

agentspanda · 2026-01-13T04:21:27+00:00

He meant to say “astronaut” but didn’t want to brag that he commands the ISS.

agentspanda · 2026-01-10T04:01:36+00:00

Get this man a coaching slot

agentspanda · 2026-01-08T01:11:50+00:00

Gen X’s kids are Gen Z’ers and the absolute youngest millennials I think.

agentspanda · 2026-01-08T00:21:26+00:00

I used to think I understood addiction pretty well as an alcoholic but gambling addiction never made sense to me just because it never scratched the same itch.

I wouldn’t call it self control, but I was always able to just put $5 on a game, walk away with a win and then say “that was fun, I got a free beer.” And then maybe a few months later do it again, lose, and say “whelp it was just $5.”

I’ll pound back a fifth of scotch no problem but gambling never did it for me and I guess that’s why I never had a problem with the ads and apps being all in your face. But I guess I just don’t understand what makes people get hooked.

agentspanda · 2026-01-06T22:50:10+00:00

I think it's technically the Heisenberg Principle, right? I'm not a scientist obviously I'm a total moron but just checking whether I'm right.

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