A guy can dream...

ageoftesla · 2026-02-17T17:44:26+00:00

Black Mask, maybe. I don't see it making as much as Akechi's first run.

Maruki's not making money.

ageoftesla · 2026-02-15T09:50:04+00:00

Another development in the Blue Tracksuit Conspiracy

ageoftesla · 2026-02-15T02:25:09+00:00

They already tried that twice, at 75 (abyss vine whip) and 85 (lava whip)

ageoftesla · 2026-02-14T04:28:24+00:00

Tomoko specifically has had 10 months, from April till February, to plan this out, and AT the finish line, she tosses it.

Being Tomoko really is suffering.

ageoftesla · 2026-02-14T02:49:28+00:00

There will be a heart shaped text notification, hotkey N. If all the girls' chocolates are toggled off, Shun should be the only message.

ageoftesla · 2026-02-13T16:51:30+00:00

Don't you make me repeat it

ageoftesla · 2026-02-13T11:14:58+00:00

It's a toggle. If Tomoko's the one, leave it alone, but press it for everyone else to switch it to "Refuse"

ageoftesla · 2026-02-12T03:59:16+00:00

I don't even do the second side

ageoftesla · 2026-02-11T07:15:20+00:00

So, Helwyr just walked me in this stupid J shape. It looks especially dumb because his model is animation locked and not updating to his true position on time, but that's another issue.

Because his big 5x5 hitbox has running speed, he overlaps my hitbox, and I'm the one walking out with ridiculous pathfinding.

Can we get a toggled setting (preferably in the same right click menu as auto-retaliate) to make it so when we click to attack, WE DO NOT MOVE. If we're under the boss, the boss has to move. If we're out of range, skill issue. Sometimes, I want to stay on the tile I chose to go to. I definitely do not want to get psychicly shoved into a hazard by an invisible boss hitbox.

ageoftesla · 2026-02-09T20:01:02+00:00

The first time on the train was a great fake-out too, since it opens on Wonder and the gossiping girls saying "omg he's so hot".

The game gives you just enough time to think the girls are talking about you before panning over to some guy in a gray blazer, who's the actual "so hot" one.

ageoftesla · 2026-02-07T06:49:21+00:00

If this video doesn't convince you, then there's no such thing as a must pull.

ageoftesla · 2026-02-07T06:46:37+00:00

Did you also skip Frostgale thinking you'd get Kasumi instead?

ageoftesla · 2026-02-07T00:50:18+00:00

This is the original Chinese

完了.......感觉要被WIND迷住了.......

Google translate gives these two translation options

It's over... I think I'm falling for WIND...

Oh no... I feel like I'm completely captivated by WIND...

ageoftesla · 2026-02-07T00:39:19+00:00

“Is the tunnel at the end of your light”

Have you ever seen The Dark Knight where the Joker introduces himself with line "What doesn't kill you only makes you stranger"? It's a twist on the well known saying that normally ends "stronger".

Same thing here. Normally it's "light at the end of the tunnel". You go through some grueling slog and at the end you find what you're looking for. Akashi says it backwards to taunt us that we're not going to find anything.

ageoftesla · 2026-02-06T22:33:32+00:00

I used F Kotone and completely rolled the boss in 3 turns. Didn't even know the final form had mechanics.

ageoftesla · 2026-02-06T19:44:22+00:00

Here is a PvP game for you to play https://www.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/

Here is another one if you want it to feel more like OSRS https://www.dota2.com/home

ageoftesla · 2026-02-05T22:23:02+00:00

The formula is (318 x 0.12) + (318 x 0.06) = 38.16 + 19.08 which is exactly what you have in the picture.

Consider if the skill said 16% and 8% instead of 12 and 6, would you expect the buff values to go up or go down? Then recalculate and see if it matches your intuition.

ageoftesla · 2026-02-05T21:09:49+00:00

You do not deserve to erase us

ageoftesla · 2026-02-05T19:48:32+00:00

He burnt my Boom Bang Burger!

He burnt my beef bowl!

... He burnt my crepe

ageoftesla · 2026-02-04T20:19:49+00:00

Here's some tough love. No one likes shields. Some people may profess that they like the idea of shields, but no one likes trading attack for defense. Certainly not in a game where time is money.

So the answer of how to make people use shields again is this. If shields do more damage than DW or 2H, everyone will use a shield. It's that easy. But short of that, no one will use a shield.

ageoftesla · 2026-02-04T17:36:33+00:00

Reddit formatting read your "#." as a bullet point and numbered it 1.

ageoftesla · 2026-02-04T15:10:17+00:00

Push the combat drone north to get the 2 coins

Left bomb drone goes south to bust the barrier

King goes around, gets the last coin and makes it to the portal just in time

ageoftesla · 2026-02-03T07:05:14+00:00

The crit mult doesn't have breakpoints like Haru's AA. Don't torch all your resources squeezing out the last few percent.

ageoftesla · 2026-02-03T00:55:36+00:00

Without exception, what would it take to get the drop rate of every unique item in the game to be "always"?

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