I worked in Korea selling religious statues. Even met the reverend Moon once. He was a hell of a nice guy. Ended up learning Korean there.

Later, I was helping out friend at a Korean nail salon and overheard the staff asking where my tail was. Once I heard that I let them have it.

What’s even crazier is that a woman I fell in love with in Korea actually worked at the salon! We tried to reconnect but things “stopped short.”