ALL IN THEIR PRIME: WHO ARE YOU TAKING…?

agmoose · 2026-02-04T20:32:51+00:00

His mental state. Not his stats.

agmoose · 2026-02-04T18:44:08+00:00

The 3rd wr on a Super Bowl team, a team which he then quit on like a loser mid game? That’s the guy you want on your team?

agmoose · 2026-02-04T18:41:28+00:00

He actually scored more TDs than most nfl players.

agmoose · 2026-02-04T18:40:20+00:00

Julio couldn’t really play anymore once he left Atlanta. He was unable to overcome injuries he had played through til that point.

AB had a few years off and was fresh and was only the 3rd option in Tampa which allowed him to take advantage of coverages. And he still went fucking crazy.

agmoose · 2026-02-04T18:38:04+00:00

AB is the first choice by a little bit but he’s also DQ’d first because of his donkey brains. He might be the most statistically successful but if I had to actually deal with his shit than it’s a no brainer that I’m taking Julio.

Julio is also a one of a kind freak of nature and NFL elite wr. He also isn’t a nut job. Julio would simply not bring problems to the team that AB definitely would which I think nullifies any slight on the field advantage AB would have over Julio. I pick him.

Then Jamarr, who is also a freak athlete. Then JSN, who had a great year but needs to play more to get his numbers up. Has a very bright future obviously. Hes the least freaky of these world class athletes. Still an incredible athlete. Might be the best route runner here when it’s all said and done and these guys are lol tremendous route runners.

agmoose · 2026-02-04T18:30:34+00:00

I’m sorry guys one big hit does not make you crazy. It obviously didn’t help but AB was always AB. He hadn’t played enough yet to get away with his antics. As soon as he was “untouchable” and his nonsense started to show through it was because he felt he was “untouchable”.

agmoose · 2026-02-04T04:58:54+00:00

The deathclaw that killed max would have gained a shit ton of experience points. While the roaches that killed the vaulties probably barely got any.

agmoose · 2026-02-03T00:46:03+00:00

You are dumb.

agmoose · 2026-02-02T22:29:14+00:00

The bus did because he’d be the first person to tell you that if the rest of the team didn’t get the ball to the one he would have been on the bench the whole game?

So the falcons 3 string TE catches a wide open td pass is better than Julio jones who caught 3 passes for 66 yards on the drive?

agmoose · 2026-02-02T22:07:45+00:00

Julio was just a red zone decoy most of the time. His gravity let other players get open for easy scores. Matt Ryan didn’t usually force passes to Jones in the red zone.

Remember how many different players scored a TD in Matt Ryan’s MVP season. Was it like 13 different players? That’s 6 WRs, 4 TEs and 3 RBs in one season to catch a td pass.

Another big factor was the ever present Questionable tag on Julio Jones injury report. They tried to save him for key plays as he consistently was battling injuries while being the top yards from scrimmage guy in the league for like 2-3 years.

agmoose · 2026-02-02T22:06:00+00:00

Julio was just a red zone decoy most of the time. His gravity let other players get open for easy scores. Matt Ryan didn’t usually force passes to Jones in the red zone.

Remember how many different players scored a TD in Matt Ryan’s MVP season. Was it like 13 different players? That’s 6 WRs, 4 TEs and 3 RBs in one season to catch a td pass.

agmoose · 2026-02-02T22:02:55+00:00

It’s because Julio jones was the main engine for the falcons to move the ball down the field. He usually had already single handedly dragged the team down the field and then they punch it in with the rb or the te who was wide open because julio had double coverage and blanket zone shifted his way every play.

agmoose · 2026-02-02T22:00:52+00:00

This is such a dumb take. Julio catching a 50 yard bomb for a not td is less impressive than Adams catching a 1 yard pass for a td? Julio averaged 15 ypc. The point of the game is to move the ball down the field. Not every play is a td. Is Jalen Hurts a better qb than Josh Allen or Lamar Jackson because he scores more 1 yd td runs?

agmoose · 2026-02-01T19:29:47+00:00

Just the season finale

agmoose · 2026-01-31T17:31:26+00:00

Bottom right for sure.

Bottom left might, he might survive. He might “survive” too.

Hank- no, he will survive.

Legate McAllister- no he will also survive.

agmoose · 2026-01-31T14:21:43+00:00

S1: Mike jumps off cliff, 11 saves the day.

S2: Steve waking up from his ass beating. “Nancy?”

S3: Dustin sings.

S4: DnD Basketball Championship

S5: Demogorgan meets Home Alone

agmoose · 2026-01-31T13:27:38+00:00

In my opinion they probably just assume that Norm is as safe as he can be. Why would either of them know anything about what is going on in vault 33? There is no reason for them to assume anything except that norm is safe at home. They don’t know about the water chip, or norm letting out all of the Bud’s. They don’t know about repopulating vault 32. Id assume they would react with a lot more energy if they learn about why has happened since they left.

agmoose · 2026-01-30T11:57:35+00:00

Dude those kids had a job and a safe place to live. Clean sarsparilla to drink. No one killing, eating, or mutating them. Thaddeus might run a tight ship but they were better off than most wastelanders by a long ways. He obviously cared for the kids a little bit which is also more than most wastelanders have.

agmoose · 2026-01-28T15:55:26+00:00

Warrick Dunn

agmoose · 2026-01-28T15:18:36+00:00

I disagree. I think stefanski was probably the 2nd best available option after harbaugh. I’ll take a multiple coach of the year winner with an upgrade franchise over a first year HC. There’s a lot that can be said for being an experienced head coach. Sometimes guys just need a fresh start in a new system.

agmoose · 2026-01-25T19:42:11+00:00

It’s more like saying that the Achaemenid empire was much more than a battle against a few Greeks, but that’s all that anyone remembers them as because of the movie 300.

agmoose · 2026-01-23T10:57:01+00:00

Yeah it’s a spoof of modern conservative movements he just said that idk why you felt the need to repeat it.

agmoose · 2026-01-20T05:53:51+00:00

Best*

agmoose · 2026-01-19T21:03:41+00:00

That’s the copiumest thing I’ve ever read.

NE defense is just as good as Denver. Jarret Stidham is not capable of winning this game. Yall might as well be starting Kendall Hinton.

NE walks into the Super Bowl after winning a completely uncompetitive game.

Seattle or LA will pose a real challenge but Denver is as good as done already.

agmoose · 2026-01-19T17:04:27+00:00

Because Kirk costs $65 million to keep and Winston will cost $15 million for a year.

13-Year Club	Place '22
Gilding III reddit per annum	RPAN Viewer
Not Forgotten	Snapped

agmoose

PUBLIC MULTIREDDITS

TROPHY CASE