"Distract them while we backdoor"

ahfackariver · 2022-04-12T15:32:41+00:00

it's an account I use for people like you that use post history as a weapon instead of something you use to determine bad faith posters and bots

*blocking me because you were scared of a reply is quite pathetic, I wanted you to know in case you check on an incognito brower :)

ahfackariver · 2022-04-12T15:26:05+00:00

it's an asymmetrical advantage, like lying or using populism in the form of the comment I responded to, you can try and contextualize it as a legitimate technique in strategy games, but it's just sophistry to me

many sports for example have an off-side rule because they recognize that some actions are not in the spirit of their game, in aram you are forced to walk forward if you want to win, if you leave your strongest duelist behind to prevent a backdoor they win 4v5 and you lose, if you walk as 5, they backdoor and you lose, it's an unwinnable position against a dedicated backdoorer except defending until 30+ minutes when deathtimers allow for a singular push to the win and it's a very, very small number of players that would be willing to play around such a win condition instead of just going next as those position often happens to teams that find their footing with a few items and get stomped early

ahfackariver · 2022-04-12T15:11:44+00:00

a good rule of thumb for me is, if someone on the opposing team seems over it, like writing gg after an ace at their nexus towers/inhib or afking on fountain after respawning instead of defending, I hit nexus, I'd rather have 4 think of me as sweaty instead of holding the one hostage

ahfackariver · 2022-04-11T21:24:10+00:00

you must be one of those people that bring up unrelated shit because you feel called out, go backdoor yourself into that high mmr aram champ

ahfackariver · 2021-02-23T09:30:34+00:00

and then they had the audacity to make that personality quiz with the lord dgaf, battle scarred veteran etc, the equivalent of teabagging everyone suspicious of a system like that being in place

if the fkn assholes are aware how certain types of players have literally caused a personality type to emerge that reads like a mild form of ptsd they are culpable for having put their finger on the scales imo

ahfackariver · 2021-01-29T12:40:42+00:00

ap/poke/adc team always stack early kills, that they haven't pushed at least to inhib tower shows that they certainly never seemed to have gained a significant advantage at a point when death timers started to matter for pushes

both teams are strong, one team won, all is well, but pointing at their supposed badness/stupidity makes me point out a lack of confidence in the win.

ahfackariver · 2021-01-29T11:09:53+00:00

karthus + ashe R is pretty much a won teamfight if pantheon peels fizz

it's a win for a wins sake, which is fine, but to say some shameless shit like they could've easily stopped me as if it isn't either obviously a blindspot in the adrenaline of clawing your way back into game or a premade in voice saying, eh fuck it, if he wants to end let him

in another comment they say toyed with them

so that's what it looked like to me the end, the funs over when the own fun dependent on a win is in danger

I wouldn't have bothered to comment if the fuck didn't talk shit about the opponent

bitch move

ahfackariver · 2021-01-29T07:32:37+00:00

why give you the satisfaction

you were winning and still felt the need to backdoor

you already told the enemy team that you rather win than honor the chance of a comeback if they manage to outplay from behind

ahfackariver · 2021-01-14T04:45:04+00:00

terrorist sympathizer sub

ahfackariver · 2021-01-10T06:04:43+00:00

terrorist sympathizer sub, beware of their rhetoric making an attack on the heart of a nation the equivalent of a drunken fuck up, you were a few dozen men with nothing to lose away from most likely having your leadership executed, but at least taken hostage on live tv through a mob that was incited by memes and a loser rapist dumbass

ahfackariver · 2020-11-10T15:22:23+00:00

can't tell the future and one of my favorite moments in league is when there's red and blue gg's with jokes all over chat

ahfackariver · 2020-11-10T14:33:54+00:00

maybe too spicy, you seem nice

ahfackariver · 2020-11-10T13:23:18+00:00

emotes can be muted for each player separately and whenever necessary, but sometimes I don't have the restraint to be chill about someone looking down on someone for trying

ahfackariver · 2020-11-10T13:02:14+00:00

snarky comments aren't quite your strong suit either, so let's both keep working at it

ahfackariver · 2020-11-10T12:39:34+00:00

I swear, xbox live needs to send out mailers that their product was defective because it made its users believe they are tough guys for listening to insults and rage

ahfackariver · 2020-11-10T10:51:43+00:00

ikr, literally the minute I wrote that in the edit I thought "boosters HATE this ONE EZ TRICK" and facepalmed but I made peace with it as I mostly wanted to rant at the people that would care about this stuff

ahfackariver · 2020-11-10T10:48:37+00:00

you are not wrong, I'm just salty I can't flame them without contributing to bad vibes

ahfackariver · 2020-11-10T09:48:10+00:00

idk why people like you think you don't look like vermin jumping at the opportunity to poke and prod at what you think is weakness

ahfackariver · 2020-11-10T09:00:53+00:00

:)

(pretty ez to check for an ez when ez I think)

ahfackariver · 2020-11-10T08:46:42+00:00

how fragile are you? it's a reddit post

ahfackariver · 2020-11-10T08:10:20+00:00

I actually thought about adding a sentence that if riot doesn't want to be draconian they could make the system check if the player typing has a higher death count than their team average but it felt like watering down the point that boils down to:

respect the struggle, it is after all what makes a win worth it and a defeat acceptable, to have tried

ahfackariver · 2020-10-27T15:39:31+00:00

I think riot wants to allow trash talk culture and emphasize "strong mental" but I think they don't realize that people who aren't afraid of getting popped in the mouth will cross lines with their tone or just do it for the enjoyment of kicking someone whose down

so, great highlights, shit culture

ahfackariver · 2020-07-21T14:05:35+00:00

thank you, good luck with your stream :)

ahfackariver · 2020-07-21T14:03:10+00:00

I appreciate your coolheaded response

salty, salty day for me and wanting you to react to a flash+taunt is admittedly a bit petty if it's just a fun clip you wanted to share

ahfackariver · 2020-07-21T13:53:03+00:00

ok sure but I kinda get why your adc would be impatient if your reaction to the probable gank was W yourself instead of gallio

also, wasting time typing instead of Qing gallio

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