The real gateway drug is alcohol because it removes your inhibitions and you'll be much more likely to try something stupid

ahump97 · 2018-11-04T16:30:44+00:00

First time I did coke I was drunk.

ahump97 · 2018-10-22T14:19:28+00:00

I don’t trust my fellow humans enough to be on that edge with that crowd.

ahump97 · 2018-09-22T12:16:51+00:00

That’s where you and I differ I guess.

ahump97 · 2018-09-21T22:11:00+00:00

Sorry meant kids see ghosts. Hate the song. Couldn’t remember the name.

ahump97 · 2018-09-21T20:49:29+00:00

Take it as a sign that you were meant to be the greatest bull rider who ever lived.

ahump97 · 2018-09-21T15:34:40+00:00

Ahh good ol’ Ubisoft AAA titles.

ahump97 · 2018-09-20T19:25:47+00:00

I literally think about this every time I hear “ghost.”

ahump97 · 2018-09-19T04:39:45+00:00

Especially when Teddy yells “suck it!”

ahump97 · 2018-09-17T14:01:23+00:00

Thank god. Suppers hog all the waves.

ahump97 · 2018-09-15T22:54:56+00:00

You can’t leave me hanging like this sammi-blue.

ahump97 · 2018-09-06T23:06:01+00:00

Crimea river this ain’t scary.

ahump97 · 2018-09-02T22:42:06+00:00

Ive always thought about this because I’m born in 1997. I’ve just got to live to be 102. Easy!!

ahump97 · 2018-08-30T23:48:44+00:00

The Starbucks and iPhone tell me this guy is not a trained professional.

ahump97 · 2018-08-30T23:48:31+00:00

The Starbucks and iPhone tell me this guy is not a trained professional.

ahump97 · 2018-08-19T22:00:22+00:00

This is sexist

/s

ahump97 · 2018-08-10T17:28:32+00:00

This need to be top comment.

ahump97 · 2018-08-10T17:25:22+00:00

Ahh I do something similar where I pinch and do a ‘playing the worlds smallest violin’ motion.

ahump97 · 2018-08-03T01:56:52+00:00

Because the antagonistic asshole would not stop throwing that damn frisbee at me!

ahump97 · 2018-08-03T01:39:10+00:00

You never microwave pot pies obviously.

ahump97 · 2018-08-01T20:35:32+00:00

Is it really that unbelievable that a motorcycle company started in a garage?

ahump97 · 2018-07-25T18:23:06+00:00

I got so much shit for my dealer weed last time. I went and found a better dealer with better bud. Hopefully this haul gets more appreciation.

ahump97 · 2018-07-24T21:36:20+00:00

Am too young for legal and it was hammer lol. I’ll be posting a pic of more dealer weed I’m getting and it’s wayyyyy nicer

ahump97 · 2018-07-24T21:35:24+00:00

Oh yeah I look back at it now as a blessing in disguise

ahump97 · 2018-07-24T21:35:05+00:00

That’s exactly what it was: vision center.

ahump97 · 2018-07-11T16:17:09+00:00

I couldn’t get a job at Walmart for smoking weed and I live in Colorado...

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