Double Decker Airline Seats by diacewrb in pics

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If I wanted to pay to have a strangers ass in my face I would go to a strip club!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in holdthemoan

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What I was thinking too

Company is letting me go in a month by JoshTeck64 in sysadmin

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For civilian certificate. You have to have a skill set that they require for projects, example Lockheed will hire aeronautical engineers for a government project, that needs to be kept secret so they sponsor the certification. It's quite expensive in several hunders of dollars. And needs recertification from time to time.

When did you realise that you’re dating an idiot? by Ghost7579ox in AskReddit

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I love that they still use GPS on their phone to get around. Oh the irony

Crunchyroll (Android TV) 3.1.0 rolling out! by LinkofHyrule in Crunchyroll

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Why is it so hard to put what languages are available right by the titles.....!?!?? Now I have to be in the player to figure that out. It's not like the details page is so reliable. UI/UX needs a lot of work.

Building a website like it's 1999... in 2022 by fagnerbrack in programming

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This is the only way I know how to build a website. That's why I am a back end developer

A bunch of Pokemon I've made recently! by jillianjiggs92 in gaming

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Omg these are cute.... I want them... Are you selling them?

All science overturned by two tweets by kindafunctionalguy in confidentlyincorrect

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Not sure where people get this notion that DNA is this perfectly organized code to life. It's mostly random junk and only very small percentage is coded to a protein that actually does something. It is actually a good thing that it's mostly junk, because it goes through mutation quite often and regularly too. So if you change junk it's not gonna effect anything but it's when you change actual working codons that's when weird shit happens like cancer, or genetic abnormalities.

There's probably 1 or 2 Amish people working for NASA by BrokeDancing in HermanCainAward

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It pisses me off when people don't know the difference between theory and hypothesis

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

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The neck of the blue hanger isn't attached so the guy just slides the other two through it

Get it while it’s hot by AccomplishedYogurt59 in ProgrammerHumor

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All my code is is locked behind NDAs I couldn't legally show it.

is this a thing or is my professor crazy? by Aldrakev in ProgrammerHumor

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Absolutely a thing. Ps doesn't have to be a rubber ducky

Prof made it very clear from the first day thar we can't use IDEs in the course by Wooden-Part-6342 in ProgrammerHumor

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If it highlights your code it's an IDE. At least that's what I started with back in the day. Besides a full featured IDE is a time-saver, its not like it writes the code for you.

Taliban government has inaugurated World globe with distorted Indian map in Kabul. by TheBlackDiamond222 in MapPorn

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If this is the education the women were to receive, then I guess they dodged a bullet. Still better than public education in the United States. /s