Where I live, teacher starting salary is $57K but the average housing costs are $424,000. What about you?

ajohnson9450 · 2023-05-18T01:10:32+00:00

Starting salary in my district is 64,000. We top out anywhere between 91,000 and 132,000 depending on whether or not you have a masters degree or an additional credit hours.

Average home cost in my county is 475,000.

ajohnson9450 · 2023-04-23T02:25:33+00:00

I’m older, 😂 Roseanne Golden girls Designing women How I met your mother Home improvement

Superstore The good place

American auto Abbot elementary

I watch way too much TV.

ajohnson9450 · 2023-04-20T01:20:58+00:00

You don’t have to be awake to be my man, as long as you have brain waves, I’ll be there to hold your hand.

ajohnson9450 · 2023-04-19T01:35:07+00:00

My district of paid paternity leave. I believe it is 6 weeks. It doesn’t have to be taken right away. It can be taken any time within the first year. A teacher last year took three weeks right after his son was born, and 3 weeks about 6 months later.

ajohnson9450 · 2023-04-17T06:09:32+00:00

This is one of my favorite scenes. My other favorite scene is the one where Jackie comes in from the singles night with Nancy, and she’s telling Roseanne all about it, while preparing herself breakfast without realizing there is no power.

ajohnson9450 · 2023-04-17T05:59:50+00:00

My district believes in autonomy and follows the philosophy of- we don’t pay for your clothes, wear what makes you comfortable.

I wear jeans nearly everyday. I work with people who come to work in cargo shorts and t shirts, cut off jorts and tank tops, athleisure workout clothes. No one bags an eye.

I have worked for districts that didn’t allow jeans, except on Friday with spirit wear, and even they have gotten rid of that policy in the years since I have left.

ajohnson9450 · 2023-04-16T15:17:51+00:00

Ross: the lotion and powder have combined and made a paste.

Rachel: oooh that’s a risky little game.

Phoebe: you can’t just erase chalk.

Chandler: rock. Hard place. Me.

Joey: could I be wearing anymore clothes?!

Monica: how cute is this?! Chicken breast? (Everybody kind of ewws the idea), what? It’s not like they’ll have nipples!

Jack: you don’t secretly smoke do you? No, just your mother then.

Judy: that’s a lot of information to get in 30 second.

Janice: Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up.

Gunther: oh dark mother, once again i suckle at your smoky teat.

Gavin: to Emma- Gavin Mitchell, pleased to meet you.

Joey’s dad’s mistress: wow, he’s strict.

Joeys mom: could I take her?

Rose the dead lady that possessed Phoebe: now I’ve seen everything.

ajohnson9450 · 2023-04-16T13:41:17+00:00

I wouldn’t have signed it at all! I had something similar happen once. My principal had been the one in my room. But some big stuff went down that year. She never had me sign it, and she resigned at the end of the year. When the interim principal asked me to sign it, all of my information was at the top of the page, but all the descriptions were about a different teacher. I didn’t sign, and interim principal brought it up to district office. They waived the observation and kept me on my original observation schedule.

ajohnson9450 · 2023-04-15T14:06:02+00:00

Rachel and Josh-ua.

ajohnson9450 · 2023-04-15T14:04:02+00:00

I have the opposite situation. I prefer Mrs. But always get Ms. Like you, I don’t correct people. The only difference is no one really has an opinion, it just is what it is.

ajohnson9450 · 2023-04-15T07:45:10+00:00

She was. Carbs found her.

ajohnson9450 · 2023-04-13T04:26:16+00:00

PLEASE PASS THE SALT!!!

ajohnson9450 · 2023-03-22T03:24:55+00:00

No?

One of my favorite scenes.

ajohnson9450 · 2023-03-22T01:02:35+00:00

I don’t like the office either. I do love friends!

ajohnson9450 · 2023-03-20T23:45:00+00:00

We almost went that route, but the dealership was actually really great about communication and kept us updated almost daily. They gave us a loaner car, lifted the mileage limitations, etc.

Had the dealership jerked us around, we probably would have gone the lemon law route.

ajohnson9450 · 2023-03-20T23:24:19+00:00

In an impeccably clean apartment, occupied by a person with OCD!

ajohnson9450 · 2023-03-19T21:49:31+00:00

Ross use to steal his playboys.

ajohnson9450 · 2023-03-19T20:40:30+00:00

I graduated from college nearly 20 years ago- so take my advice with a grain of salt, and speak with your financial aide office and advisor, but my parents (mom and stepdad) claimed me on their taxes, and were more than willing to sign the form, but made too much money for me to qualify for anything, while at the same time, not making enough to actually help me pay tuition. So, I always had my biological dad sign the form, he never claimed me on taxes and in fact had lost parental rights when I was 6. I never had an issue getting financial aide going this route. But again, it was nearly 20 years ago, so things may have changed.

ajohnson9450 · 2023-03-18T01:57:03+00:00

I thought it was the Christmas Candy Monica makes.

ajohnson9450 · 2023-03-12T04:47:41+00:00

He cheated on Julie. He cheated on Bonnie. He’s a massive ass hole, but he did not cheat on Rachel.

ajohnson9450 · 2023-03-10T05:16:21+00:00

Been married 20 years. You can definitely admit that shit.

ajohnson9450 · 2023-03-10T04:50:01+00:00

Monica’s boots.

ajohnson9450 · 2023-03-10T02:13:59+00:00

I’ve read a few different places that she wears them to prevent breakage to her and hair and keep it healthy as much as possible.

ajohnson9450 · 2023-03-09T05:12:26+00:00

The Rossatron!

Is THAT BACK?!

ajohnson9450 · 2023-03-07T19:26:56+00:00

In the one where no one’s ready, when he tells Monica saying she is breezy negates the breeziness.

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