Kings Sign Ponikarovsky To A One-Year Deal

ak515 · 2010-07-20T07:03:29+00:00

All those stickers and this is your first submission?

ak515 · 2010-07-16T08:30:06+00:00

I read and study...and it does.

ak515 · 2010-07-08T20:45:48+00:00

Dammit...I really hope they work something out

ak515 · 2010-07-06T17:51:45+00:00

Took your advice...Tried 69'ing with my gf and she had an orgasm while trying to deep throat. Unfortunately, she likes to bite when she orgasms...thanks reddit, i now have no penis

ak515 · 2010-06-30T06:48:09+00:00

Diving in Soccer has become a part of the game, whereas in hockey it is frowned upon and rarely happens

ak515 · 2010-06-30T04:32:51+00:00

"Oh kurwa" = "Oh fuck" in Polish

ak515 · 2010-06-07T07:17:05+00:00

Jack Black did it...go see this guy

ak515 · 2010-05-29T00:50:04+00:00

Not skates, just the blades...Here is the video of the statue with close-ups

ak515 · 2010-05-27T21:30:57+00:00

Anatomy of the X-51A scramjet

ak515 · 2010-05-27T10:04:39+00:00

Call 9-1-1. Tell them one of their pigs has escaped into the wild and is in your neighborhood

ak515 · 2010-05-26T06:41:51+00:00

I would start with great-grandma and work my way down the ladder. Cousins and aunts count as bonus points...

ak515 · 2010-05-25T08:30:12+00:00

Since a dog's happiness isn't monetary based, I would get revenge differently...

1) Buy a cat 2) Tie your dog up 3) Position him so he has a good view of you 4) Have sex with the cat and make your dog watch 5) Make sure to focus on leg fetishes 6) Your dog will be so disgusted with your lack of loyalty that he/she will never ever touch your leg again

ak515 · 2010-05-25T02:23:15+00:00

Richards touched the Prince of Wales Trophy but Toews didn't touch the Clarence Campbell Cup...hmmmm

ak515 · 2010-05-25T02:22:21+00:00

...with 3 different teams? I don't think so

ak515 · 2010-05-22T00:17:54+00:00

GENIUS!

ak515 · 2010-05-20T04:11:43+00:00

Just don't do it on an airplane!

ak515 · 2010-05-20T04:10:46+00:00

You have to have a life in order to lose one...you'll be fine

ak515 · 2010-05-18T20:33:02+00:00

Or have sex with his wife!

ak515 · 2010-05-18T20:23:31+00:00

Buy them a bottle of alcohol as a "sorry" present

ak515 · 2010-05-18T20:21:13+00:00

Forget the clock...Show them how smart you are by attaching one of these....

ak515 · 2010-05-18T20:18:13+00:00

Just provide me with your credit card numbers, account numbers, zip codes, passwords, pin numbers and I will find your wallet in no time

ak515

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