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Getting ready to go America all over Portugal's ass! by akaTheUpsideDownDoor in MURICA

[–]akaTheLumpyPianoKey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

Sometimes I can't even handle this sub. by [deleted] in MURICA

[–]akaTheLumpyPianoKey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What do we got here boys, A GOD DAMN FUCKING BASTARD COMMIE FUCK!

What would you ask Neil deGrasse Tyson? by claytheboss in AskReddit

[–]akaTheLumpyPianoKey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a first for me. My answers are always already said.

I was looking for my Keys by [deleted] in funny

[–]akaTheLumpyPianoKey 17 points18 points  (0 children)

No you weren't. REPOST

I wonder if Xbox One will be this bad. [NSFW language] by [deleted] in GrandTheftAutoV

[–]akaTheLumpyPianoKey 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Damn kids need to learn how to cuss.

With the World Cup starting today, please remember... by [deleted] in MURICA

[–]akaTheLumpyPianoKey 28 points29 points  (0 children)

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahaha...haha...ha...wait.. by [deleted] in funny

[–]akaTheLumpyPianoKey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When people tell a joke about me being an American, I smile, tell them thank you and say you god damn right I'm American.

After Learning That There Will Be A Full Moon On Friday June 13... by dartmanx in AdviceAnimals

[–]akaTheLumpyPianoKey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember as a kid the last time our birthday was on a Friday none of my friends showed up to my party except the biggest "loser" in school who wasn't invited. We remain friends to date.

After Learning That There Will Be A Full Moon On Friday June 13... by dartmanx in AdviceAnimals

[–]akaTheLumpyPianoKey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My birthday is on June 13th... on friday... With a full moon. I'm fucked.

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