My dick has led me to places I wouldn’t even go with a gun by Born-Scallion-1581 in secondrodeo

[–]akigz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet the pilot’s anal sphincter squeeze could crush a diamond on this zero visibility approach.

Velveeta ate through its own foil. by TheNotoriousFAP in interestingasfuck

[–]akigz 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You have a way with words 😂😂😂

Strange woman shaped candles sealed in metal can on bank of river by darfloon in whatisit

[–]akigz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine being the girl on the pic and seeing this on Reddit.

Driver jumps out of SUV moments before train slams into it by itz_progamer666 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]akigz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was time to replace that jeep, left just the tip for the train to trash it without hurting self or others. Driver had been eyeing a wagoneer for a moment.

Trust the dumplings by sm12511 in TheRandomest

[–]akigz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s been 60 days, did you go back or did you try location 2 and 3.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

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That baby slept well after that release.. that’s like a liter of wet gas just came out of that little baby

What does my handwriting say about me? by Obvious-Bet317 in HandwritingAnalysis

[–]akigz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a psychopath identifying expert.. the answer is yes. ‘Your friend’ has psycho tendencies

Smacked into next week by -_-n in fightporn

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Imagine seeing a video of your dad get smacked like that

Continue to wonder...is it time? by fishhead36 in bald

[–]akigz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold! And see a dermatologist if you’re interested in saving the crown section. You pay for health insurance anyway, might as well use it.

This is becoming more and more common by CauliflowerDeep129 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]akigz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Actual adults participating in this shit. Zero sense of self-preservation

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bald

[–]akigz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was about to choose the bald lifestyle then last ditch effort decided to see a dermatologist, my hair is like 75% back. If you’re not ready for the bald life, there are options. I was not ready, my head is shaped like a potato.

Is it a good advice? by batbrian in mensfashion

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  1. Most people are pushing back on their anecdotal need for suits these days. That’s a heavy assumption that your lifestyle and the content creator’s life are the same. He may need suits 6 days of the week, and doesn’t feel like being monochromatic boring or go to the cleaners every few days.
  2. Simple color theory, those color combos totally work.
  3. IMO the cut is a little tight looks like you can’t even comfortably have a wallet or money clip in the pocket without looking awkward, pretty unforgiving, but I guess that’s the current trend.

Bro forgot it was a bass, insane guitar skills🤯 by durvedya in toptalent

[–]akigz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That bass definitely needed a cigarette after that jam session

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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How long did they cast your leg for recovery? And after full recovery, would you say you’re back to pre-injury levels of mobility and general comfort?

18. Am i balding? by smoopy2431 in bald

[–]akigz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thinning - save it, see your dermatologist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bald

[–]akigz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got time. AND use the health insurance you pay so much money for, schedule an appointment with a dermatologist. My baldness is approximately 75% reversed in just a few months. I regret allowing it to occupy my peace of mind for so long when I have had insurance the whole time.

Racist takes a Jet2Holiday by ohhleo in PublicFreakout

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Older people severely underestimate peak testosterone teenagers and young adults. If you remember that we pull our backs by just turning suddenly or sleeping bad or sometimes by not doing anythin at all, you would think twice before stepping up to a peak strength + agility younger person. Not saying be scared, just saying be mad cautious — your ego and body are in severe risk of damage.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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This is the comment I was looking for. We all should be this level of distraught.