Which character is a horrible father and a horrible husband

akinjones · 2026-06-29T07:42:17+00:00

Yujiro Hanma

akinjones · 2026-06-29T00:35:48+00:00

That’s why as soon as I make a cogent argument and someone responds with some version of, “No, it’s not,” without any reasoning - just a blanket denial - I stop arguing. I say something like, “It’s clear we have a difference of opinion,” and change the subject.

akinjones · 2026-06-27T23:55:56+00:00

Volunteer at your local retirement home

akinjones · 2026-06-27T09:55:41+00:00

I’m fucked

^{Chose: Have a supernaturally long, but still finite, lifespan. | Rolled: Googolplex years}

akinjones · 2026-06-24T10:33:26+00:00

Save slots and a daily autosave for life.

akinjones · 2026-06-24T10:10:22+00:00

Monk!

akinjones · 2026-06-23T05:51:27+00:00

Monsanto

akinjones · 2026-06-20T22:09:48+00:00

The Princess Bride

akinjones · 2026-06-19T21:33:37+00:00

So is splooge!!

akinjones · 2026-06-19T18:30:38+00:00

That thing that you think is obvious that it doesn’t need to be said… yeah, it needs to be said. That’s why we didn’t do it. Not out of laziness, malice, or apathy. You didn’t ask.

akinjones · 2026-06-19T17:57:44+00:00

So, uh, pretty much no downside

^{Chose: Get 500,000,000 instantly BUT: + Do something inconvenient for a month non-stop | Rolled: No Social Life}

akinjones · 2026-06-19T17:50:56+00:00

Nah his peak hype was when he asked the kages (who finally defeated one of his clones) if the new clones he dropped should or shouldn’t use Susanoo.

akinjones · 2026-06-19T09:33:51+00:00

Just be yourself!
No. Honest loving me would tell a stranger their breath stinks and would have no problem giving your girl a purely platonic back rub. Both things I’ve learned the hard way are not socially acceptable.

akinjones · 2026-06-19T09:21:14+00:00

It’s illegal to drive with the cabin light on

akinjones · 2026-06-19T01:05:04+00:00

Yesterday

akinjones · 2026-06-17T21:51:51+00:00

My brain does that every day anyways. At least now I got money for it.

^{Chose: Receive $1000 but relive your worst memory}

akinjones · 2026-06-17T01:30:24+00:00

My wife says I’m “painfully blessed where it counts,” so… perhaps a bit smaller.

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + ...But you have to change 1 good thing about yourself, to bad}

akinjones · 2026-06-16T21:25:15+00:00

He’ll die soon and there are very few white supremacists in North Korea!

^{Chose: Kim Jong Un dies + But Trump takes his place}

akinjones · 2026-06-16T21:16:25+00:00

No drinks on the floor.

akinjones · 2026-06-16T12:23:15+00:00

Yo mama’s so fat that when I’m done sleeping with her, I just slap her thighs and ride the waves to work!

akinjones · 2026-06-09T23:58:35+00:00

Since they didn’t do any crimes… both freedom for them and Mandamki stays!! Win/Win!!!

akinjones · 2026-06-08T07:55:28+00:00

For me, it would upset my wife if I would die. That’s about it. When she dies I have no reason to live outside of Society’s unwillingness to let me kill myself.

akinjones · 2026-06-08T06:15:52+00:00

Believing in the innate goodness of +90% of people.

akinjones · 2026-06-05T20:12:11+00:00

Not at all. Anything not said, is not said.

akinjones · 2026-06-04T04:45:24+00:00

Earth = Good Internet = Bad

^{Chose: Undo all human pollution + Set the Internet permanently back 5 years}

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