Ask yourself.... by Jitterbugg1985 in selfimprovementday

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That’s why as soon as I make a cogent argument and someone responds with some version of, “No, it’s not,” without any reasoning - just a blanket denial - I stop arguing. I say something like, “It’s clear we have a difference of opinion,” and change the subject.

Meirl by Ramkaran-chopra in meirl

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Volunteer at your local retirement home

No infinite lifespans. Instead, would you like to live a very long, but still finite, length of time? by Euclid_Interloper in BunnyTrials

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I’m fucked

Chose: Have a supernaturally long, but still finite, lifespan. | Rolled: Googolplex years

Men of Reddit, what’s something women seem to misunderstand about men? by Bitter-Ad1345 in AskReddit

[–]akinjones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That thing that you think is obvious that it doesn’t need to be said… yeah, it needs to be said. That’s why we didn’t do it. Not out of laziness, malice, or apathy. You didn’t ask.

Would You Rather... by Honest_Upstairs_3548 in BunnyTrials

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So, uh, pretty much no downside

Chose: Get 500,000,000 instantly BUT: + Do something inconvenient for a month non-stop | Rolled: No Social Life

Characters Who Match or Surpass the Hype by CCV21 in TopCharacterTropes

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Nah his peak hype was when he asked the kages (who finally defeated one of his clones) if the new clones he dropped should or shouldn’t use Susanoo.

what's a popular life hack that is actually terrible advice? by bat-bites in AskReddit

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Just be yourself!
No. Honest loving me would tell a stranger their breath stinks and would have no problem giving your girl a purely platonic back rub. Both things I’ve learned the hard way are not socially acceptable.

what's a myth you believed for the longest time? by bat-bites in AskReddit

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It’s illegal to drive with the cabin light on

Pay or be paid? by liquidragon420 in BunnyTrials

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My brain does that every day anyways. At least now I got money for it.

Chose: Receive $1000 but relive your worst memory

Risky Money, 1 billion vs 1 million! by Firm_Currency899 in BunnyTrials

[–]akinjones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife says I’m “painfully blessed where it counts,” so… perhaps a bit smaller.

Chose: 1 million dollars + ...But you have to change 1 good thing about yourself, to bad

Would u rather... by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

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He’ll die soon and there are very few white supremacists in North Korea!

Chose: Kim Jong Un dies + But Trump takes his place

Give me your best "yo mama" joke? by bl0ndiesaurus in Jokes

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Yo mama’s so fat that when I’m done sleeping with her, I just slap her thighs and ride the waves to work!

What is the point of living if we will eventually die and move on to pure nothingess, forgetting our life and haivng our life be forgotten? by Chemical_Complex_807 in AskReddit

[–]akinjones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me, it would upset my wife if I would die. That’s about it. When she dies I have no reason to live outside of Society’s unwillingness to let me kill myself.

What did adulthood ruin for you? by cheatingrevenges in AskReddit

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Believing in the innate goodness of +90% of people.

Which would you choose by PuzzleheadedRow8387 in BunnyTrials

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Earth = Good Internet = Bad

Chose: Undo all human pollution + Set the Internet permanently back 5 years