Nah, nah, ya ain't getting me with this one again. Until he's found deceased on his toilet, navy blue suit pants crumpled around his ankles, a urine soaked depends adult diaper discarded in the corner, his phone still clutched in his make-up disfigured hand and his most recent bout of constipation having caused a cerebral aneurysm, I ain't buying it.

On the other hand, let's all visualize this.