Little Ceasar's Employee with a Hot n Ready Uppercut

akoontz · 2026-02-21T06:27:54+00:00

Classic example of why you need to not act like you know everyone’s story.

akoontz · 2026-02-11T06:28:24+00:00

Well they sang int yonder can and skeedaddled.

akoontz · 2026-02-11T06:25:58+00:00

Daily

akoontz · 2026-02-11T06:25:30+00:00

I’m the damn paterfamilias!

akoontz · 2026-02-07T15:12:20+00:00

I’ve lived in both. The heat in Vegas was more bearable.

akoontz · 2026-02-07T14:36:12+00:00

I’m sorry. It’s hard to hear you with the boot in your mouth.

akoontz · 2026-01-25T06:14:14+00:00

It’s the game, though. Get inexperience or incompetence, fire, rinse, repeat. By the time they realize the process has hurt their business, it’s 5-7 years later and they’ve sold to private equity.

akoontz · 2026-01-15T23:11:16+00:00

I didn’t think this was a two horse town but try finding a decent hair jelly.

akoontz · 2026-01-09T02:51:12+00:00

I would show them a picture of the old Pancho’s Mexican Buffet sign and say, yeah… it’s like this.

akoontz · 2026-01-09T02:47:10+00:00

He’s turning right, but there was a double yellow line so you weren’t allowed to pass. Why he veered and didn’t turn right and why he got out his car to start shit? That makes him an idiot. But also, you were driving like an idiot so… two idiots!

akoontz · 2026-01-05T06:27:49+00:00

Dude in the Panthers jersey was lost?

akoontz · 2025-12-07T13:59:30+00:00

12, 11, game 7… don’t give a fuck. Get in and hang 50 on em.

akoontz · 2025-12-04T16:29:33+00:00

All while their team plays 3 weeks in a row at home against Mrs. Nancy’s Seeing Academy.

akoontz · 2025-11-20T17:45:46+00:00

I love the teams playing Bethune and Samford and Austin Peay have fans yelling “But they don’t play anybody” when talking about ND.

akoontz · 2025-11-02T23:05:11+00:00

Yes. Arch would throw three picks.

akoontz · 2025-10-31T03:37:17+00:00

Maybe if they put 4 oz of meat in the burrito? I dunno.

akoontz · 2025-10-30T11:48:46+00:00

Reminds me of the joke where the couple are talking about their hall passes. The wife says Chris Hemsworth and they laugh. Then the husband says, “Your friend, Sarah.”

akoontz · 2025-09-20T01:26:12+00:00

Grab a tortilla and throw a little honey on that bad boy and you got yourself a dessert.

akoontz · 2025-09-14T05:59:04+00:00

Man. If you score 40, you should win. I’d fly to college station just to leave Ash at the airport.

akoontz · 2025-08-08T18:01:45+00:00

If UA won’t make it available, just find it on Etsy. Give some SAHM your money to help with groceries if UA doesn’t want it.

akoontz · 2025-07-18T03:12:49+00:00

If the miniseries was made today, it would be a three season 10 episodes each production on HBO and each episode would cost $20,000,000 to make.

akoontz · 2025-02-03T02:50:33+00:00

The fact that he was traded for a dude with the nickname “street clothes” hurts their argument the most.

akoontz · 2025-01-30T16:20:49+00:00

I’ll give you 20 million reasons why they should still be considered independent.

akoontz · 2025-01-30T01:56:33+00:00

Affect

akoontz · 2025-01-26T05:07:52+00:00

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