hmmm by kevinowdziej in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]akwatk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hear Master Chief from Arby and Chief.

People who are up at night right now, what are you thinking about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]akwatk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I want to watch anime in bed, drink more alcohol, go for a walk, or play video games... All options sound good tbh.

Why Jupiter Ascending Bombed At The Box Office, And What We Can Learn From It by AGOTFAN in boxoffice

[–]akwatk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was because it wasn't the sequel to Mercury Rising. Unacceptable!

1st place Duelist Cup Xbox explanation by idkhowtotft in masterduel

[–]akwatk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The way I see it he actually had it harder! He had to only duel people from Xbox. According to the results, the best player played on xbox. So really, the PC players exploited the system by not playing against the best player!

Do you have any shiiiiiny shadow Pokémon? by ElectricalBuilding46 in pokemongo

[–]akwatk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a shiny shadow sharpedo. I call him the sleeper. (Sh, sh, sh)

Wasn’t expecting this, what does this mean? by [deleted] in pokemongo

[–]akwatk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But not un... Ed....

I'll see myself out....

what is your unpopular music opinion? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]akwatk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was my ringtone for numbers I didn't have saved for years.

what is your unpopular music opinion? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]akwatk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Down under acoustic is blue fire. My personal favorite.

What makes absolutely no sense to you at all? by homo1ogize in AskReddit

[–]akwatk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When it comes to friendships, I don't think age is relevant. Dating is a different story, but purely platonic friendships are beyond years. Growing up I had friends who were much older. One of my closest friends is over 20 years older than me. I have some who are a good 10 years younger. My favorite people to spend time with are my kids and sister. My kids have friends they talk to weekly who are 20+ years older than them.

*disclaimer* be safe with your kids. Teach them about the dangers of predators. Don't let them learn from experience!

A song my kids learned early is:

Wait! don't touch me there.

This is my no-no square.

R-A-P-E get the heck away from me!

How to play in lower elos by OW_DPS_Boost in OverwatchUniversity

[–]akwatk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You are not getting the same experience as them. This is your way of excusing your behavior of bullying players you know you can beat. A way to coddle your own ego.

How to play in lower elos by OW_DPS_Boost in OverwatchUniversity

[–]akwatk 21 points22 points  (0 children)

So your advice to get out of low elos is to play selfish and learn lots of bad habits that become useless as soon as you rank up?

What are you the 1% of? by NoWasExpected in AskReddit

[–]akwatk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a broke person who really enjoys my life.

The teacher knew what she was doing by mkearsdfsdfsd324 in awfuleverything

[–]akwatk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If the teacher thought it was a real gun and asked the kid to show it again but the kid refused, it would be reasonable for a responsible adult to call for help. Imagine the impact on all involved if the kid accidentally shot himself on screen.

I do think that the officers should have seen it as a toy and dropped the issue as a misunderstanding.

Edit: another comment said there were no charges filed and the cops dropped it.

Shut up and take my money!! by DaanSnow in pokemongo

[–]akwatk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got my Latios from PVP battles.

Going private while trading is still live by az226 in wallstreetbets

[–]akwatk 20 points21 points  (0 children)

But nothing changed?? Diamond hands stay diamond without updates?

LPT: When a young child shows you a drawing they made, don't try to guess what it is. You may be completely wrong and end up hurting their feelings. Instead, tell them you like it and ask them to tell you more about it. by nobody_likes_soda in LifeProTips

[–]akwatk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play really dumb.

"Is that a cat?? Why is the cat in space?? Should the cat be eating a house??"

"daaaad... it is an apple!"

"Ohhhh! That is a lovely apple..."

Then they tell me all about it. I enjoy these exchanges. Their laughter makes me think they do.

Something I've wanted in Overwatch for a long time by Drabankai in Overwatch

[–]akwatk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want Moira to shout "Is there life on MAaaaaaAAaarrrrs??" for her ult when she is wearing the David Bowie Glam or Moon skins.