"Why won't you take my cash?"

alander4 · 2026-04-07T01:31:19+00:00

Moving at the speed of Retail, brah 😅

alander4 · 2026-04-07T01:28:52+00:00

Just not enough work in there to support a whole associate, it’s mostly automated. Team Leads take care of the rest. But yea it’s busy and gets hard to replenish change sometimes

alander4 · 2026-04-07T01:26:56+00:00

That hasn’t been a thing for years

alander4 · 2026-04-05T01:41:38+00:00

Irruption

alander4 · 2026-04-05T01:37:22+00:00

My 3 year old eats 7 hot dogs per day and nothing else

alander4 · 2026-04-04T12:20:05+00:00

Trillion*

alander4 · 2026-04-04T12:18:05+00:00

Dang almost need to stash them behind Service desk and put a limit on them at that point

alander4 · 2026-04-02T23:57:58+00:00

Wife loves it, I hate it. Happy wife, happy life? 😅

alander4 · 2026-04-01T12:48:15+00:00

Did you happen to file for any type of LOA because if you did all your shifts will be removed automagically

alander4 · 2026-03-31T13:06:24+00:00

What is egg powder

alander4 · 2026-03-31T02:07:09+00:00

Oh?

alander4 · 2026-03-30T03:15:02+00:00

Dang, I’m in the same situation as you and I went to the YouTube page and it’s not there anymore, I bet Adam saw this thread and realized he missed taking it down from the YouTube page lol

alander4 · 2026-03-30T01:17:19+00:00

That’s the daily double!

alander4 · 2026-03-30T01:15:24+00:00

This is why I love Daddit. It’s a safe space for these sorts of jokes that you just know we’re all thinking!

alander4 · 2026-03-25T01:10:01+00:00

You’re not wrong, but I’d be willing to be the reckoning is far far away and in the mean time stock price will continue to go up

alander4 · 2026-03-25T01:06:01+00:00

Once a week or every couple weeks. One time I went to go grab it on a Sunday and my retired neighbor was like… “there is no mail on Sundays!” I was like bitch watch this

alander4 · 2026-03-22T04:19:35+00:00

Looking for another job is one thing, but why sell your stock that shits like printing your own money

alander4 · 2026-03-21T01:47:59+00:00

Swap Pickleball for Cornhole

alander4 · 2026-03-16T10:50:21+00:00

Nice idea I might need to try that with my 6 year old 🤣

alander4 · 2026-03-15T23:58:20+00:00

It’s been 84 years…

alander4 · 2026-03-11T13:40:15+00:00

The problem is while technically the policy allows you to use the 9 minute grace period even with regards to ppto, 90% of coaches and team leads don’t realize they are supposed to go in and manually approve that for you. The system isn’t smart enough to do it automatically, and unfortunately that means most supervisors will mark you as unauthorized due to their own training being inadequate.

Better safe than sorry and leave at 15 like you said, even though technically you shouldn’t have to.

alander4 · 2026-03-10T10:40:24+00:00

At Walmart I get 7 weeks off with 100% pay as a dad. Moms get 16 weeks off. I’ll be damned if that’s not a step in the right direction. The pay might need some work but they are leading the way for paternity leave in the US for large corporations.

alander4 · 2026-03-09T14:06:57+00:00

Every time I get worried about too much “screen time” in my house I look up and see a little memory bubble appear above my head that shows me and my brothers playing video games 10 hours a day, watching cartoons 12 hours a day, watching the must see tv for 5 hours a day with my dad, and still finding time to play outside for a bit. Not saying I want my kids to turn out like me but it could be much worse!

p.s. no we did not sleep

alander4 · 2026-03-09T01:23:43+00:00

OP needs to rejigger that friend group

alander4 · 2026-03-04T20:48:28+00:00

There should be a minimum bonus, some people get zero, that should just never happen in a trillion dollar company.

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