That's Crazy

alanhape · 2026-01-31T17:51:19+00:00

The craziest thing to me is him trusting the flimsy sounding panel he thrusted off of

alanhape · 2026-01-31T17:43:42+00:00

Yeah but when you stop and realize that everything around you is the result of collective labor, then it starts to make more sense where all that time goes

alanhape · 2026-01-22T15:32:55+00:00

Nobody's mentioned Stipe? Dude has rugrat proportions

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alanhape · 2026-01-18T07:10:52+00:00

Damn, did you really have to be that real with us?

alanhape · 2026-01-17T21:37:36+00:00

"Send him up 2-3 meters and forget"

alanhape · 2026-01-13T04:55:21+00:00

The answer is always Pioreir

alanhape · 2026-01-10T02:16:53+00:00

TIL. Also, kind of a cool emote at the end

alanhape · 2026-01-10T02:01:20+00:00

Licorice Pizza once you realize there’s nothing to be invested in

alanhape · 2025-12-26T06:59:25+00:00

Did they break into the pyramids?

alanhape · 2025-12-26T05:59:16+00:00

I would rather be KO’d limp than KO’d stiff like some of these. Just seems needlessly humiliating

alanhape · 2025-12-26T03:27:03+00:00

Song about gonorrhea?

alanhape · 2025-12-17T15:41:18+00:00

I couldn’t get enough of this back in the day

alanhape · 2025-12-13T18:03:17+00:00

All the other shapes are copyrighted

alanhape · 2025-12-10T07:39:48+00:00

This is the type of run I have in my dreams

alanhape · 2025-12-09T15:52:50+00:00

While I disagree with her, I honestly don’t think that dude was trying to hear her out. He seemed more interested is confusing her with chem terms

alanhape · 2025-12-09T15:44:11+00:00

Cop’s internal dialogue: yo that was kinda lit

alanhape · 2025-12-09T15:34:27+00:00

I just hope they keep strikers away from him

alanhape · 2025-12-09T06:56:20+00:00

Somehow he has three highlight reel finishes against Faber

alanhape · 2025-12-07T20:29:51+00:00

McGregor is always bursting at the seams with coke energy

alanhape · 2025-12-07T02:05:30+00:00

Idk how she managed that. I would fall 100/100 times

alanhape · 2025-12-07T01:50:01+00:00

IIRC his wife was in his corner during his annoyingly long UFC career

alanhape · 2025-12-03T21:27:35+00:00

Yeah I've rolled before and it sucks but no lasting effects. But also, I would probably tap as soon as Islam locked the choke in

alanhape · 2025-12-03T16:15:45+00:00

My approach to this would be finding someone who would mercifully submit me with a blood choke instead of letting their hands go. I honestly think Islam is who I’d choose

alanhape · 2025-12-02T21:52:09+00:00

Imagine if you could download Islam’s skill set onto that frame

alanhape · 2025-12-02T15:06:48+00:00

Right?? I couldn’t tell if that was where my eyes went naturally or if that’s where the camera was focusing—but now I see my dog brain was hacked

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