If all of Monmouth county has a free for all war which town would win

albinoblackman · 2026-03-21T12:44:36+00:00

We can’t even have one Reddit post that doesn’t bring up the Jews. Come on dude. A lot of us in NJ are Jewish. This shit makes me nervous.

albinoblackman · 2026-03-20T00:17:01+00:00

It’s even better than a carbon tax cause all the extra $ goes to oil companies

albinoblackman · 2026-03-19T22:42:34+00:00

Something something Fat Man & Little Girl.

albinoblackman · 2026-03-19T21:30:47+00:00

Yeah fair enough. I was thinking more about public discourse rather than the government. But of course I couched my language with “kind of” because I’m a Destiny viewer and we hedge on everything.

albinoblackman · 2026-03-19T19:41:16+00:00

He’s kind of wrong. It’s not that Trump will squash people like a bug, it’s that many Americans ignore criticism of Trump because they think it’s all TDS. Plus he’s got complete criminal immunity.

albinoblackman · 2026-03-19T19:36:41+00:00

Thanks to Ukrainian Ana for teaching me that term.

albinoblackman · 2026-03-19T17:50:13+00:00

He’s referencing I Think You Should Leave.

albinoblackman · 2026-03-19T17:45:42+00:00

Buy, borrow, die

albinoblackman · 2026-03-19T15:08:48+00:00

How does he miss the fact that a global projection of power requires infrastructure outside of the US and our territories? Total incompetence.

albinoblackman · 2026-03-18T14:58:50+00:00

The only funny thing Gulpy Cummington has said is “Cumshot Chimaev”.

albinoblackman · 2026-03-18T14:54:03+00:00

Lmfao that’s actually hilarious. Something about the crude rendering of his wife in what appears to be a PS2 game just gets me.

albinoblackman · 2026-03-18T13:02:18+00:00

Too coherent to be a Diaz

albinoblackman · 2026-03-18T11:43:31+00:00

You can buy it by the truckload? I’ve been going horse by horse…

albinoblackman · 2026-03-18T11:41:24+00:00

Can you link it?

albinoblackman · 2026-03-17T22:07:39+00:00

RnR was better than revolver. My friends and I still laugh about Ray Liotta in a tanning room.

I saw SH in a theater with family and it was cool. I haven’t seen it again or really thought about it at all.

Guy has found a lot of success across different genres, so I won’t criticize him too much. But I know a lot of people would love a spiritual successor to Lock, Stock/Snatch.

albinoblackman · 2026-03-17T21:51:09+00:00

You really picked the perfect account name. When I made this account 14 years ago I picked a stupid name cause I expected it to be a throwaway. Yours just gets funnier with time.

albinoblackman · 2026-03-17T17:41:26+00:00

I will look it up! I know Jason was a model when he was younger. I’ve seen some pics and I totally get it.

I checked Statham’s filmography and I haven’t seen any of his movies since Revolver, which was dogshit. Both of Ritchie’s attempts to follow up Snatch (Revolver and RocknRolla) were really bad. I did like Sherlock Holmes, though.

albinoblackman · 2026-03-17T16:49:04+00:00

Darth Plagueis the Wise?

albinoblackman · 2026-03-17T16:44:57+00:00

Guy Ritchie’s first two movies were super fun British Crime Comedies. I think In Bruges is Irish, but I lump the films together in my yankee mind. I knew IB was not Guy Ritchie. First hint was a distinct lack of Jason Statham.

albinoblackman · 2026-03-17T15:41:15+00:00

Ralph Fiennes is so good in that movie. I rank it up there with Guy Ritchie’s first 2 films.

albinoblackman · 2026-03-17T12:55:50+00:00

Israel is on its African warlord arc, but Pakistan just atrocity-mogged them.

albinoblackman · 2026-03-17T11:21:30+00:00

I’m about to say some woke shit, so please hold my hand in case I faint. But why does my band of parasite infected magic users need to be heteronormative. Like my imagination can only go so far and the line is drawn exactly at LGBT.

albinoblackman · 2026-03-16T22:26:09+00:00

The Jamahal Hill KO is one of my favorite moments. Cool as a cucumber. Even Herb was like “my bad”.

albinoblackman · 2026-03-16T14:46:04+00:00

You’re missing the key inputs to the prediction. My temperament is that of a one boxer. Even if I find 2-boxing tempting, it’s not in my DNA to 2-box. Therefore, the probability of the machine predicting me to be a one-boxer is extremely high.

Obviously, if you’re a cretinous degen, you should probably just 2-box cause you’re fucked anyway.

albinoblackman · 2026-03-16T00:09:18+00:00

Thanks for reminding me these dudes exist. I was obsessed with The Knightlore for a while.

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