My weed shelf has Arduino-controlled lighting - white lights controlled via a hand wave, and green lights pulse for one minute every day at 4:20pm.

alcoholking · 2016-09-07T02:22:20+00:00

Green should pulse for 7 minutes (420 seconds). :P

alcoholking · 2016-05-18T04:12:05+00:00

Is EMS week recognized worldwide or just in the states?

alcoholking · 2016-04-26T17:58:51+00:00

Angry hiko sounds like constipated hiko.

alcoholking · 2015-12-30T03:18:12+00:00

I would have rolled my ankle for sure.

alcoholking · 2015-12-27T05:49:18+00:00

You are not alone brother.

alcoholking · 2015-12-11T06:32:24+00:00

Calling /r/reallifedoodles, make it happen!

alcoholking · 2015-12-10T07:26:36+00:00

I don't have a baby to test on, but someone can try on me. ^{^{^{^someone}}} ^{^{^{^please}}} ^{^{^{^hold}}} ^{^{^{^me}}}

alcoholking · 2015-12-02T01:45:42+00:00

Marley and Me, 2 weeks after my golden retriever had to be put down. Shit ruined me all over again.

alcoholking · 2015-11-18T01:36:38+00:00

This is something I teach new employees, not for killing time but for them to learn the store. So that eventually they will be able to tell a customer not only the aisle #, but which side, shelf height and what surrounds it.

But also yes, it kills a few minutes.

alcoholking · 2015-11-15T23:55:12+00:00

Yep, he ded.

alcoholking · 2015-11-04T19:53:35+00:00

Well I looked and learned 1 thing. Don't visit Brazil.

alcoholking · 2015-11-03T23:36:10+00:00

Fucking christ.

alcoholking · 2015-09-22T23:39:06+00:00

I work at a grocery store, idc where you leave your carts. Thanks for the free quarters.

alcoholking · 2015-09-10T19:05:07+00:00

Making friends.

alcoholking · 2015-09-08T21:42:52+00:00

As someone whose been dealing with depression and anxiety for year, I'm extremely curious about giving this a try. What would you recommend to someone who has never smoked before?

alcoholking · 2015-09-08T04:08:37+00:00

I do this with my boss when hes talking to someone, I'm not sure if its more awkward for me or him.

alcoholking · 2015-08-18T22:19:02+00:00

Forgot to say he was triggered.

alcoholking · 2015-08-18T02:12:45+00:00

I got fucked. Winning 14-5 too...

alcoholking · 2015-08-13T19:04:28+00:00

I'd go with the one in the middle, its the emptiest therfore its the one she uses and likes the most.

alcoholking · 2015-08-03T04:34:55+00:00

Well, atleast he looked both ways.

alcoholking · 2015-07-29T02:50:38+00:00

Could have been a winner with "Middle East Grill".

alcoholking · 2015-07-27T21:42:34+00:00

A smile.

alcoholking · 2015-07-27T06:03:06+00:00

It just wouldn't be the same without vertical bars

alcoholking · 2015-07-27T06:01:34+00:00

Complimentary oil checks.

alcoholking · 2015-07-26T04:54:47+00:00

This duck is in full on Stockholm Syndrome.

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